Which songs get stuck in your head and refuse to fucking leave for days and days until you seriously consider pouring bleach into your ears? I'll start with three of mine:
All those annoying pop songs you get stuck in your head combined into one marginally less annoying pop song that is also impossible to get out of your head.
I don't think I've ever meant something this sincerely but I truly hope regional copyright means this won't play for you. Just reading the title of the thread automatically had it killing braincells as it oozed its way through my head.
Don't laugh. Please, don't laugh. Marvel the Mustang I'll be mumbling this jingle when I'm 90 years old and they slide me into the Soylent Green chute.
Through years of scientific study however, I have devised a cure for earworms. Crank the headphones up as loud as you can stand and load up this playlist...
So, not only does this exploit a homeless guy -- which is squicky -- but it's nonsensical to the point that I appear mental anytime I quote lines from it. Fucksakes.
How many times has that gotdayum Farming Simulator Mad Skill video been posted on WC? You know the one. That one.
And, fuck, I really want to hate this fucking boy-band pop shit... I mean, those lyrics are vapid as fuck... but goddammit, the production value is top-fucking notch. For a pop song, y'know.
There is an effective antidote to that Timberlake song... but it's way on the other side of social respectability, so I can't usually be singing this as I stroll down the sidewalk.