Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:33:02 -0700 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/ Lussumo Vanilla 1.1.4 & Feed Publisher http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=348880#Comment_348880 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=348880#Comment_348880 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 22:45:56 -0800 Alan Tyson
I told him, "well, it's growing on me."

Your move, Whitechapel. ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=348881#Comment_348881 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=348881#Comment_348881 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 23:24:43 -0800 brittanica
How do you make a soul singer out of a duck?

Put him in the oven until his Bill Withers. ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=348884#Comment_348884 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=348884#Comment_348884 Sun, 24 Feb 2013 00:47:20 -0800 taphead
"Sorry man, I don't do lights." ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=348887#Comment_348887 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=348887#Comment_348887 Sun, 24 Feb 2013 01:34:53 -0800 Dextra








I'm not leaving. ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=348890#Comment_348890 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=348890#Comment_348890 Sun, 24 Feb 2013 02:41:54 -0800 curb
Well, first the lightbulb must want to change. ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=348891#Comment_348891 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=348891#Comment_348891 Sun, 24 Feb 2013 03:24:20 -0800 Purple Wyrm


An ambulance. Seriously guys, he's got a freaking shovel embedded in his head! ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=348892#Comment_348892 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=348892#Comment_348892 Sun, 24 Feb 2013 03:42:57 -0800 Cat Vincent
How do you stop a dog humping your leg?

Pick him up and suck him off. ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=348898#Comment_348898 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=348898#Comment_348898 Sun, 24 Feb 2013 04:59:19 -0800 BadBeast

A Pilot! What are you, some kind of fucking racist? ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=348965#Comment_348965 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=348965#Comment_348965 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 00:21:44 -0800 J.Brennan

None. They'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw. ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349051#Comment_349051 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349051#Comment_349051 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 19:56:11 -0800 arcaner
Rumor has it that the formula of Crisco is being changed.



Fisters everywhere are up in arms. ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349056#Comment_349056 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349056#Comment_349056 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 22:22:11 -0800 Birds_Use_Stars














Cancer. ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349057#Comment_349057 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349057#Comment_349057 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 22:37:04 -0800 Kay Orchison














Two, but I could never figure out how they got in there in the first place. ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349059#Comment_349059 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349059#Comment_349059 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 23:37:43 -0800 Morac
]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349074#Comment_349074 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349074#Comment_349074 Tue, 26 Feb 2013 07:40:02 -0800 magnusisasillyname







You can't pick up sand with a pitchfork. ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349075#Comment_349075 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349075#Comment_349075 Tue, 26 Feb 2013 07:40:22 -0800 magnusisasillyname













Half a puppy! ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349079#Comment_349079 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349079#Comment_349079 Tue, 26 Feb 2013 08:26:10 -0800 RenThing







Ouch. ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349081#Comment_349081 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349081#Comment_349081 Tue, 26 Feb 2013 08:59:06 -0800 oldhat







A Tachyon walks in to a bar. ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349083#Comment_349083 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349083#Comment_349083 Tue, 26 Feb 2013 09:18:58 -0800 RenThing
The bartender shouts, "Oi, we don't serve your kind here!"

The string walks outside and twists itself into a bow before walking back in.

Pissed, the bartender shouts, "Aren't you that string I just kicked out?"

"No, I'm afraid not!" the bow replied. ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349089#Comment_349089 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349089#Comment_349089 Tue, 26 Feb 2013 12:16:57 -0800 Alastair http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349095#Comment_349095 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349095#Comment_349095 Tue, 26 Feb 2013 13:17:13 -0800 StefanJ

"One for me," he tells the bartender, "and one for the road." ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349096#Comment_349096 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349096#Comment_349096 Tue, 26 Feb 2013 14:09:34 -0800 kmcleod Bartender says: "Do you know we have a drink named after you?"
Grasshopper says: "You have a drink named 'Schlomo'?"

A baby seal walks into a club.

How many old people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ten. One to screw it in, one to hold the chair they're standing on while they screw it, and eight to stand around reminiscing about how nice the old bulb used to be. ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349099#Comment_349099 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349099#Comment_349099 Tue, 26 Feb 2013 14:41:31 -0800 mister hex Robot says - "Someday you will." ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349101#Comment_349101 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349101#Comment_349101 Tue, 26 Feb 2013 15:29:30 -0800 Ben Klumaster

Two. One to screw it in, the other to hold the peni-fathe--shit. ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349104#Comment_349104 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349104#Comment_349104 Tue, 26 Feb 2013 16:40:01 -0800 G. Foyle






A stick. ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349122#Comment_349122 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349122#Comment_349122 Tue, 26 Feb 2013 21:01:37 -0800 Mark R








Cause it was dead. ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349127#Comment_349127 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349127#Comment_349127 Tue, 26 Feb 2013 22:29:25 -0800 Lazarus99

Elephants.

Why do elephants have four feet?




Because, when you come in buckets, 8 inches just isn't going to cut it... ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349132#Comment_349132 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349132#Comment_349132 Wed, 27 Feb 2013 01:24:42 -0800 Purple Wyrm





It was stapled to the monkey ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349178#Comment_349178 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349178#Comment_349178 Wed, 27 Feb 2013 14:55:30 -0800 cjkoger http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349395#Comment_349395 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349395#Comment_349395 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 01:40:26 -0800 curb
"Hmm, can you tell me more about the symptoms?"





"Well they're a yellow cartoon family, Homer is the father ... " ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349429#Comment_349429 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349429#Comment_349429 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 19:47:59 -0800 Paul Sizer
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?

Nothing! They were both stuck up bitches.


I know, I'm sorry... ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349446#Comment_349446 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349446#Comment_349446 Sun, 03 Mar 2013 06:16:50 -0800 Finagle
A year passes. The hunter has trained and passed the year recovering from his trauma and becoming a badass. He ventures into the woods once more. Spotting the trail of his prey, he carefully and quietly stalks his trail, revenge on his mind. When he feels a tap on the shoulder. The grizzly is standing there. "Well, buddy, back for revenge are you? Well I'll tell you what, same deal as before...I open up your throat right now, or you turn around and bite the tree." Gritting his teeth, the hunter does so.

More years pass until the hunter has trained and equipped himself to Batman-like levels. Returning to the woods once more, he stalks his tormentor in the shadows for days, doubling back and laying many traps. As he places the last one, a tap on his shoulder. Mr. Bear once more. The grizzly looks down at the hunter and shakes his head.

"Say buddy, you don't really come here for the huntin', do ya?" ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349458#Comment_349458 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349458#Comment_349458 Sun, 03 Mar 2013 12:21:56 -0800 mister hex
One day, as she's on her walk, she passes by an alley and a drunk jumps out as she passes and punches her RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD

and says "YOU'RE NOT SO TOUGH, BATMAN!" ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349461#Comment_349461 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10996&Focus=349461#Comment_349461 Sun, 03 Mar 2013 13:30:50 -0800 vandalhandle










it turned into a field ]]>