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      CommentAuthoroldhat
    • CommentTimeMar 25th 2013
     (11024.1)
    WELL IF I TILT MY HEAD UP SLIGHTLY I DECREASE THE CHANCE OF THAT HAPPENING, SI.
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      CommentAuthorInternaut
    • CommentTimeMar 25th 2013
     (11024.2)
    Sorry, when I saw your response Oldhat, I couldn't help it.

    CAPSLOCK
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    IF YOU TILT YOUR HEAD UP YOUR ATTEMPT AT CONVERSATION WILL BE MISTAKEN FOR ALOOF MOCKERY AND NOBODY WILL WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYWAY GAH WHY DON'T YOU THINK THESE THINGS THROUGH ALSO I MISS PUNCTUATION
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      CommentAuthoroldhat
    • CommentTimeMar 25th 2013 edited
     (11024.4)
    WELL IF YOU JUST EXPLAIN THAT YOU HAVE A FREAKIN' MINIATURE GAG IN YOUR MOUTH AND DON'T WANT TO GET SPITTLE ALL OVER THE PLACE SO THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HEAD IS TILTED UP WHILE YOU'RE TALKING YOU CAN AVOID THAT MISUNDERSTANDING ALTOGETHER OH MY GOD IT'S CALLED COMMON SENSE

    SGFUHSDFUASHFILARFRLIFRK
    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeMar 25th 2013
     (11024.5)
    Instant Karma

    Pun intended
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    ...is the noise you'd make whilst attempting said explanation, meanwhile dribbling all over Mr Berlusconi's car, and now we're back at the start, AND SING IT, ELTON, SING IT.
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    (so tempted to delete RenThing's post just to avoid the interruption.)
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      CommentAuthoroldhat
    • CommentTimeMar 25th 2013
     (11024.8)
    That's it, I'm heading over there and bringing a bunch of ball gags of various sizes and we're going to sort this shit out once and for all.
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    Hey Whitechapel, unrelated, anyone know where I can buy spherical grenades of various sizes?

    Now everyone fuck off, you've had your fun, some of us have whisky to drink and work to do.
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      CommentAuthorInternaut
    • CommentTimeMar 25th 2013 edited
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      CommentAuthorcelan
    • CommentTimeMar 25th 2013
     (11024.11)
    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeMar 25th 2013
     (11024.12)
    ...that would make me very sad, Si.
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    Don't suppose you know what happened to the kid in that video, by the way? A brief googlement suggests he had a shitload of facial surgery but didn't die, but I can't find any confirmation.
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      CommentAuthornigredo
    • CommentTimeMar 25th 2013
     (11024.15)
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      CommentAuthoroldhat
    • CommentTimeMar 25th 2013
     (11024.16)
    Speaking of ads...

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      CommentAuthorAlan Tyson
    • CommentTimeMar 25th 2013
     (11024.17)
    @Oldhat and @Si

    STOP IT, JUST STOP IT! I HATE IT WHEN YOU GUYS FIGHT. DON'T YOU SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO THIS FAMILY? WHAT ABOUT US?
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      CommentAuthoroldhat
    • CommentTimeMar 25th 2013
     (11024.18)
    Oh great, now Alan's crying.
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      CommentAuthornigredo
    • CommentTimeMar 25th 2013 edited
     (11024.19)
    "
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      CommentAuthorAlan Tyson
    • CommentTimeMar 25th 2013
     (11024.20)
    I'm not... I'm not crying, I'm just... DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.