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      CommentAuthorLazarus99
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2013
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    @Birds_Use_Stars

    Please tell me that last one's a parody...
    • CommentAuthorWood
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2013
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    Just stumbled on one of those on tumblr, along with this suggestion :

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      CommentAuthoroldhat
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2013
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    @Lazarus99 Your guess is as good as mine! I choose to believe it's real.
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    Thormaid? Yes!
    • CommentAuthorWood
    • CommentTimeApr 6th 2013
     (11024.6)
    Rembrandt at the mall

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      CommentAuthoroldhat
    • CommentTimeApr 6th 2013
     (11024.7)
    Uh...

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      CommentAuthorInternaut
    • CommentTimeApr 7th 2013
     (11024.10)
    Stay Classy, Tampa.

    RAYS
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      CommentAuthorTF
    • CommentTimeApr 8th 2013 edited
     (11024.11)
    This works rather well


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      CommentAuthortexture
    • CommentTimeApr 8th 2013
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      CommentAuthorFoamhead
    • CommentTimeApr 8th 2013
     (11024.13)
    A Family of Stormtroopers
    I take a lot of photos of my sons' stormtroopers. One of the troopers has gone missing recently. It's been very sad for all of us. :(



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      CommentAuthortexture
    • CommentTimeApr 8th 2013 edited
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      CommentAuthorEd Jackson
    • CommentTimeApr 8th 2013
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    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeApr 8th 2013
     (11024.16)
    LLTGDCBM!

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    Actual Arse Eel:

    A blue movie fan had some serious explaining to do after arriving at a hospital in China with a live eel stuck up his bum.

    The kinky 39-year-old was copying a scene from an X-rated film when he lost grip of the slippery eel in Shunde, Guangdong province.

    After finding he couldn’t get it out, the unmarried man rushed to the nearest accident and emergency unit for medical assistance.

    He told the astonished medics: ‘Please, please help me. The eel is moving through my body.’


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    Ok, I just woke up and found this horror in my newsfeed:



    I keep resisting quoting Bill Hicks at people who've reposted it. "You're not a human til you're in my phone book."
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      CommentAuthorInternaut
    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2013
     (11024.19)
    Being in middle America, there's quite a few pro lifers. Every year they protest Planned Parenthood with "40 Days of Life" for lent. It's gotten to the point when someone decides to get all churchey and pro-lifey, I just tell them I hate babies. They usually don't know what to say to that.
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    Whoa now...