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    • CommentAuthorOxbrow
    • CommentTimeAug 29th 2013
    From the sublime to the ridiculous: The theme to Game Of Thrones as performed by CHVRCHES and Rob Liefeld on the toilet.

    I'll let you decide which is which.
    • CommentTimeAug 29th 2013 edited
    Monument to ‘god of chaos’ mysteriously appears in front of Oklahoma City restaurant

    A heavy concrete block appeared on the front lawn of The Paseo Grill in Oklahoma City on Friday. Restaurant owners aren’t quite sure what to make of the monument or its reference to H.P. Lovecraft’s fictional deity, Azathoth.

    “There are about 20 people who called me and said they want to buy it,” Rawlinson said. “But there are some who say it’s a bad demon and that we shouldn’t even touch it.”

    Goddammit Midwest.

    • CommentAuthoricelandbob
    • CommentTimeAug 29th 2013 edited
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    • CommentTimeAug 30th 2013
    So now there's a Toronto Batman & a Brampton Batman?

    Though, honestly, Toronto Batman is kind of a jerk.
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    I found Toronto Batman's arch-enemy.

    • CommentTimeAug 30th 2013 edited
    Toronto Batman isn't a jerk! I noticed him one time near my work and said hi. He shouted "MY PARENTS..." And let me finish with "ARE DEAD!" And then we high-fived.

    But to be fair, Brampton is an utter shithole.
    • CommentTimeAug 30th 2013
    Just a guy urinating on lava ... like you do.
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    What happens when you pee on lava is that you get to stand in urine steam.

    Of course I clicked play. Scientific curiosity.


    The Miracle Ass Worker
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    • CommentAuthorStefanJ
    • CommentTimeAug 30th 2013
    I just got off the phone with my aunt. She'd had trouble logging onto AOL. Because she'd just moved she didn't have her list of helpful numbers handy, so she searched for "aol technical support."

    And got a phony technical support line. A chap with an Indian accent talked her into granting access via a remote desktop.

    On top of whatever malware they installed, the guy had the gall to tell me aunt that she needed to buy an extended warranty. Fortunately she hesitated and gave me a call instead.


    Tell your elderly and/or unsophisticated relatves about this scam, and if you can look up the legitimate technical support lines for their Internet provided, computer manufacturer, and so on.
    • CommentTimeAug 30th 2013
    Holy shit, AOL still exists.
    • CommentTimeAug 31st 2013
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    • CommentAuthoricelandbob
    • CommentTimeAug 31st 2013
    • CommentAuthorWood
    • CommentTimeAug 31st 2013

    Like one of the youtube commenters notes : if you look at the top of the mountain at 0:03, you can see the rock break off.
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    I would die of a heart attack
    • CommentAuthorandycon
    • CommentTimeAug 31st 2013
    Should have just burned the house down instead
      CommentAuthorAlan Tyson
    • CommentTimeAug 31st 2013
    The helmet was a nice touch, though I wouldn't have gone near that thin in anything less than full SWAT gear. Or maybe powered armor.
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    Dust off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.