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  1.  (11024.1421)
    One more.

    Possibly the most racially offensive cartoon ever produced:

  2.  (11024.1422)
    Oh, that's not even close to the worst to exist.

    Try mostoffensivevideo.com. I don't even want to make a link.

    God, I'm sorry.
    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeSep 27th 2013
     (11024.1423)
    There are no tears in Whitechapel.
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      CommentAuthorInternaut
    • CommentTimeSep 27th 2013
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    There are no tears in Whitechapel.


    We distill them into nourishing Whiskey.
    • CommentAuthoricelandbob
    • CommentTimeSep 27th 2013
     (11024.1425)
    or use them to cure bizarre diseases...
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      CommentAuthorInternaut
    • CommentTimeSep 27th 2013
     (11024.1426)
    This is freaking awesome.

    Albino Raven.

    ALAVEN
  3.  (11024.1427)
    @Internaut: Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. We didn't even finish harvesting yet! Man, we're gonna see old men walking out to "go hunting" again. That always sucks.
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      CommentAuthoroldhat
    • CommentTimeSep 27th 2013
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  4.  (11024.1429)
    Ha ha ha, a chemical masterpiece.

    They need to do one for Crossed! Survivors on the run, stumble on some fruit pies. "let's see if it gives the zombies a tasty infection!"
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      CommentAuthoroldhat
    • CommentTimeSep 27th 2013
     (11024.1430)
    Also, some wonderful person put a Smiths song to a compilation of people screwing up in infomercials.

  5.  (11024.1431)
    This is going to make me sound a bit pervy, but the thing that jumped out to me in that Smithsfomercial video is in the end sequence they show a product that appears to be a teddy bear that attaches to a seatbelt with the express purpose of nuzzling between a woman's breasts.

    Who the fuck thought that up? And why would ANYONE actually buy it?
    • CommentAuthorWood
    • CommentTimeSep 28th 2013
     (11024.1432)
    I think you just gave the answer to your own question : because it's a teddy bear that attaches to a seatbelt with the express purpose of nuzzling between a woman's breasts. What other reason do you need ?
    • CommentAuthorWood
    • CommentTimeSep 28th 2013 edited
     (11024.1433)
    Why does Kyrgyzstan produce postage stamps featuring vintage femdom fetish illustrations by Eric Stanton ?



    Well, for the same reason the United States issues commemorative stamps. To raise money. You see, every single postage stamp sold which goes into a collectors glassine packet instead of being put on an envelope makes a profit. Eric Stanton stamps are akin to the movie and Broadway play The Producers. They are a stamp the producer hopes no one will use! Designed to fail.
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    • CommentAuthoricelandbob
    • CommentTimeSep 28th 2013
     (11024.1435)
    I love drugged up wisdom teeth op vids. This is one of the funniest, sweetest one's I've seen.

    Drugged-Up Girl Thinks She's A NASCAR Ace After Wisdom Tooth Surgery
    • CommentAuthorFlabyo
    • CommentTimeSep 29th 2013
     (11024.1436)
    Man, when I had my wisdom teeth out I never got anything that strong! Just a standard shot of novocaine and then some ibuprofen afterwards... (yes, I know they don't really use novocaine anymore, but I can never remember the name of what they use now)

    Bah.
  7.  (11024.1437)
    ^^ 'I went to the dentist and all I got was A FACEFUL OF PAIN.'

    [Seriously, I wasn't delirious or happy. Simply in a constant, dull, aching sort of pain that lasted 2 days.]

    Bah, indeed.
  8.  (11024.1438)
    I wonder if it's just the fact that they either drug kids more to keep them from wriggling, or if the kids just respond more to the same local anesthetics.

    I was well into college when I got my first wisdom tooth removed. It was one of the lower ones (so more chance of foodstuffs getting stuck in there), and they had to open up my gums to get it all out. I got extra-strong painkillers, and had trouble eating anything the rest of that day.

    Guess how the stomach responds to a full day of almost nothing but strong painkillers? Or more precisely, how it responds to the first bite of food the next morning.

    I threw up all over myself half an hour into a six-hour-long bus ride the next day. Hooray! Thankfully I had a change of clothing in the luggage, which the bus driver allowed me to get out.
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      CommentAuthornigredo
    • CommentTimeSep 29th 2013
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      CommentAuthoroldhat
    • CommentTimeSep 29th 2013
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