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      CommentAuthorFoamhead
    • CommentTimeAug 12th 2013
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    Lumbering On? God, I hate word play. Sorry.
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      CommentAuthorInternaut
    • CommentTimeAug 12th 2013
     (11025.2)
    Back to the root of the problem. There should be a branch of discussions for Wood.
    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeAug 12th 2013
     (11025.3)
    I really think you people are going out on a limb with this.
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      CommentAuthorsneak046
    • CommentTimeAug 12th 2013
     (11025.4)
    I can't see the Wood for the trees
    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeAug 12th 2013
     (11025.5)
    (begins counting down until oldhat shows up with the Mallet of Loving Correction...)
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      CommentAuthoroldhat
    • CommentTimeAug 12th 2013
     (11025.6)
    Let's all calm the fuck down now.
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    CALM DOWN I SAID.

    -oldhat
    • CommentAuthorWood
    • CommentTimeAug 12th 2013
     (11025.8)
    I love you all.
    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeAug 12th 2013
     (11025.9)
    Ah, Fresno, CA.

    Now, to describe Fresno, it's a crappy little town in California with the dubious distinction of being the meth capital of the state. I lovingly refer to it as the Taint of California.

    Fresno was recently in the news because of a miracle, you see. A tree is weeping, apparently will drip "water" whenever you say something religious around it.

    Or, you know, it could just be dripping bug shite on you.

    It's ok though, people are not about to let something like facts get in the way of things. "I can tell you looking at it from a scientific standpoint and a spiritual standpoint it is the work of God manifesting here on earth," Ybarra said.

    Ah, Fresno.
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      CommentAuthorOsmosis
    • CommentTimeAug 12th 2013
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      CommentAuthorcelan
    • CommentTimeAug 12th 2013 edited
     (11025.11)
    Feeling too frisky for Newstrange? Go visit the GIF off in the Around the Net thread.
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      CommentAuthoroldhat
    • CommentTimeAug 13th 2013
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      CommentAuthordorkmuffin
    • CommentTimeAug 13th 2013
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      CommentAuthorInternaut
    • CommentTimeAug 13th 2013
     (11025.16)
    RE: Horrible testicle eating fish.

    This is what it looks like.

    NUTCRACKER
    • CommentAuthorroadscum
    • CommentTimeAug 13th 2013
     (11025.17)
    Re sneak046's SpyBins:

    The City says no. The Renew CEO backpedals furiously - 'Errm, it was all annonymised, aggregated and we couldn't actually tell what colour underwear you had on' or words to that effect.

    But "Future developments will however not just depend on technology, but also, most importantly, on people being comfortable with interactive technology"

    So, they can do it and as soon as they can make us want it, they will.
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    This is why I've never owned an iphone, and never will.
  5.  (11025.19)
    @RenThink: Awwww, don't hate on Fresno! There are good things about the city, and besides, there's always Bakersfield!
  6.  (11025.20)
    Abusive Hacker Takes over Baby Monitor

    Marc Gilbert and his wife Lauren told ABC News they heard the voice calling their child an "effing moron." Once the couple entered their child's room, the voice started calling out expletives and calling Lauren a "b***h". "I couldn't see the guy," Mr Gilbert said. "All you could do was hear his voice and he was controlling the camera".

    Honestly, you have unfettered, anonymous voice access to an infant and you waste it on puerile insults? You could warp that child however you saw fit!

    (Yeah, the kid in this case was actually deaf, but what are the odds?)