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    @RenThing - Almost certainly! If I can get it video'd, I will.

    I'm also quoted - possibly not in a friendly way - in an upcoming Fortean Times article on Slendy. Also, to keep you occupied you can read my original Darklore pieces and extensive footnotes here.
    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeSep 15th 2013
    Thank you, sir!
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    Speaking of Fortean Times, I'd love to see them review this.It's got every single bit of batshit occult conspiracy theory you could want. @Steve Toase? You still with us? Pretty please?
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    Still here ;) I'll run it past my editor. Then how to write 'This is nuts' over 300 words...
    • CommentTimeSep 16th 2013
    As long as we're talking about crazy conspiracies, this entire website.
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    ‘World’s smallest pony’ being held for ransom by the mafia, say police

    A minuscule pony, which is reportedly the world’s smallest, has been kidnapped in Italy, with the mafia thought to be holding it for ransom.
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    George Bush killed JFK!
    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeSep 18th 2013
    World Net Daily: We have fewer ethics than the DailyMail, less sanity than the FreeRepublic, and more stupid than Fox News.
    • CommentTimeSep 18th 2013
    A Greek rapper was murdered by members of the neo-nazi Golden Dawn party, here in Athens.
    There were massive demonstrations all over Greece today and it's looking like they're gonna continue for a while...
    • CommentTimeSep 18th 2013
    A Jewel at the Heart of Quantum Physics

    Artist’s rendering of the amplituhedron, a newly discovered mathematical object resembling a multifaceted jewel in higher dimensions. Encoded in its volume are the most basic features of reality that can be calculated — the probabilities of outcomes of particle interactions.
    • CommentTimeSep 19th 2013
    @Celan I was going to post that as well. It's incredible.

    /wishes it had 42 sides.
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    Daily Fail is a guilty pleasure of mine. I love to read the comments that get the most "down" votes. I love that they organize the offensiveness.
    • CommentAuthorWood
    • CommentTimeSep 19th 2013
    Public masturbation declared legal in Sweden after landmark trial

    Sweden is now "okay" with public masturbation. On June 6, a 65-year-old man took off his shorts at a beach near Stockholm and began masturbating into the ocean. The man was charged with sexual assault, but was acquitted last week after a judge ruled he was not targeting a specific person.
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    British scientists claim to have found proof of alien life (27km above Chester)

    A team of British scientists is convinced it has found proof of alien life, after it harvested strange particles from the edge of space.

    The scientists sent a balloon 27km into the stratosphere, which came back carrying small biological organisms which they believe can only have originated from space.

    Professor Milton Wainwright told The Independent that he was "95 per cent convinced" that the organisms did not originate from earth.
    • CommentAuthorScrymgeour
    • CommentTimeSep 20th 2013
    @lazarus, having read the article the scientist seemed a little bit too sure...
    • CommentAuthorFlabyo
    • CommentTimeSep 20th 2013
    Yeah, the science isn't very rigorous, as Ars Technica here point out.
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    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeSep 20th 2013
    Yeah, but you have to admit, it's funny he felt the need, considering prior behavior, to have to deny involvement.
  10.  (11025.20)
    @Scrymgeour & Flabyo - oh, I don't doubt that it's of dubious scientific worth, but it seemed worthy of posting purely for the claim that aliens have been found above the North of England.

    Meanwhile in other news, technology fails in a beautiful way and a few broken pixels accidentally give far-right British politician Nigel Farage a Hitler moustache

    Farage Hitler