Not signed in (Sign In)
This discussion has been inactive for longer than 5 days, and doesn't want to be resurrected.
    •  
      CommentAuthorFinagle
    • CommentTimeMay 14th 2013 edited
     (11074.1)
    You know what to do. Words for theme songs. Long vowels are acceptable to indicate held notes.

    STAR TREK: VOYAGER
    -----
    This is a theme song
    for Voyager
    They've flown so far
    So very far
    Awaaaaay.

    This show is the third show
    in the franchiiiiiiise
    It has gone so long
    So very long.
    Cancel.
  1.  (11074.2)
    Words to the Stargate SG1 Theme appear on at least one DVD commentary track...

    Stargate!
    It's a great big whirl!
    With a great big swirl!
    And you step on through to another world!

    We're talking Stargate!
    It's a crazy trip!
    You can go quite far!
    And you don't need a car, or even a ship!

    With Colonel O'Neil (and Carter)
    And Daniel and Teal'c!

    Look out! For that! G-g-g-g-g-g-g-goa'uld!

    And of course there are words to the original Star Trek theme, because Roddenberry discovered that songs (ie: music with lyrics) stay in copyright longer than tunes (music without lyrics). They're not very good.
  2.  (11074.3)
    • CommentAuthorKradlum
    • CommentTimeMay 15th 2013
     (11074.4)
    My version of the Star Wars theme is:

    Star Wars,
    We all love Star Wars.
    We all love Star Wars
    'Cos it is great.

    Star Trek,
    We all hate Star Trek.
    We all hate Star Trek
    'Cos it is shit.

    I'm teaching a slightly edited version to my 4 yr old.
  3.  (11074.5)
    How did that one for 'Two and Half Men' go again...?

    Shit shit shit shit,
    Shit shit-shit-shit-shit,
    Shit shit shit shit,
    Shit shit-shit-shit-shit,
    Shit shit shit shit total shit,
    Total shit, shit,
    Shit shit shit shit,
    Shit shit-shit-shit
    Total shit!
    •  
      CommentAuthorCat Vincent
    • CommentTimeMay 15th 2013 edited
     (11074.6)
    Indiana Fucking Jones

    In-di-ana fucking Jones

    In-di-ana motherfucking Jones

    In-di-ana fucking Jones

    Bite my ballsack you Nazis I'm Indiana fucking Jones


    Also:

    He’s got a big cock
    Su-per-man
    It’s hard as a rock
    Su-per-man
    • CommentAuthorFlabyo
    • CommentTimeMay 15th 2013
     (11074.7)
    I saw one once for the Uncharted video game theme that started:

    You're ab-out to play
    Un-chart-ed!
    With our he-ro
    Na-than Drake


    But I can't find it online now to get the rest of it. Bah.
    • CommentAuthorOxbrow
    • CommentTimeMay 16th 2013
     (11074.8)
    James Bernard's theme for Hammer's Dracula really hits three notes so it's easy...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOxQhDGqm4o

    DRAAA-cula!
    Oh shit, it's DRAAA-cula!
    It's fucking DRAAA-cula!

    ... etc.

This discussion has been inactive for longer than 5 days, and doesn't want to be resurrected.