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    • CommentAuthorMcaldiero1
    • CommentTimeJun 27th 2013
    Anyone think big Bertha is exactly what it was said to be, and someone from Cava spoils the relationship?
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    Avatar Press doesn't have the cash to afford the legal fees it would incur if it dared make fun of scientology.
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2013
    • CommentAuthorBadBeast
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2013
    I can't see the episode!
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2013
    • CommentAuthorBadBeast
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2013
    Thanks Hamaya, *phew*
    Well, that was a surprise. Not. That's been on the cards ever since Shaky's balls dropped, (At some point between the Castle, and Cava) I mean, he's always fancied a bit of Tabby's cat, but he never had a whiff of potential alpha about him until the away game. Now, he's young, lean, and hungry for that sweet poon of Tab's. But it's Shaky ferfuxake, and Shaky can't have nice things so what happens? The first piece of status pussy he has, goes and gets pragnent!

    Me/ "Oi, Shaky"

    Shaky/ "What?"

    Me/ "How is babby formed"?

    There will be no Jeremy Kyle DNA debacle scene for him to possibly wriggle out of. There is no amount of wriggling that will help Shaky right now. So, he now has his Trophy bird, his new status upgrade, his unofficial job as Ambassador/Intelligence operative. Someone other than the fucking Nun to fap over (which was getting kinda old anyway) Anyway, who's to say he won't fall in love with her? It happens.

    Oh, did I forget to mention? She's praggers!

    Remember that Red Dwarf episode where dreams come true? And Shaky/Rimmer finally gets the girl of his dreams. And promptly fucks it all up by knocking her up, and before you know it, there's four kids, a pregnant frumpy girlfriend, full of simmering disappointment, resentment, bitterness, and moar babby. Shaky has more than a lick of Arnold J Rimmer about him, and has always been happy enough viewing his cowardice as prudence, his emotional stuntedness as pragmatism, and any issues that came along, as wholly situational. Time to grow up or bow out, Shaky, me old shipmate. It might have worked out if it was still just Kava, but it's not, is it? Shaky's seen an oppotunity to GTFO. A bolthole. And he's already made his mind up, he wants the Pirate's life. He's seen "WaterWorld", and casting himself as Costner. (Sans gills) Now, all he needs to do is find a way to ditch Tabitha, without everyone thinking he's a complete and utter shitheel. Again. I expect he'll manage. Scrape by. Shaky's good at that. We all know Shaky now. He's getting predictable. (What?? Someone had to say it! :v)

    I think the most promising potential as a story arc in here at the moment has got to be Rab. He was a smuggler, wasn't he? From Ulster to the Islands, from the Islands to the Mainland. So I'll stick my neck out and say he was working for MI5. Keeping an eye on the Protestant Sectarians after the GFA. Too much activity, and they would have to prune back the busy bits or the feckin' Ra would kick off again. Too little, and the British owned drug distribution network out there would have no product. To covertly drop onto Taig areas, and keep their young men too strung out to be worried about replacing the Provos.
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    Keep it classy, Beast.
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    ^^ :D

    Methinks BadBeast is Si in disguise.
    When there's no critic at hand, grow a fucked up one and slap yourself with it.

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