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    was this posted yet?
    good to watch right before bed
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    Yeah, posted it a few days back, but not embedded. That's... horribly effective =:(
    • CommentTimeMar 24th 2014
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    • CommentTimeMar 26th 2014
    This is amazing. It's a better rapper than me.

    The Brewdem Bar-o-Matic 3000 Battle Rap Generator

    "Call me Chow Yun Fat and dance superbly in suburbia
    I'm known to carry an Uzi, pen new bars and I'll murder ya..."
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    May be hugely old...
      CommentAuthorDoc Ocassi
    • CommentTimeMar 27th 2014
    As old as evolution itself.
    • CommentTimeMar 27th 2014
    Dirtbag Macbeth
    MACBETH: arent you going to wash your hands
    LADY MACBETH: lol what
    MACBETH: youre covered in blood
    LADY MACBETH: lets make out
    MACBETH: what
    LADY MACBETH: it’ll be metal as hell
    MACBETH: i don’t know
    LADY MACBETH: god it’s like being married to my fucking grandmother
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    Don't order sturgeon in Perm...
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    • CommentAuthorKradlum
    • CommentTimeMar 29th 2014
    to be fair, we call it a duck billed platypus in the UK, so we have all bases covered.
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    I've seen platypus in the wild. They're much smaller than you'd expect.
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    Hard to spot, too! There's a couple of them living in the river by the farm I sometimes stay on, in the stretch between the pump and the weir, and you have to sit still and silent for a really long time - like half an hour or more - before you'll see them.
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2014 edited
    There is a ton of cultural references here. You don't need them to appreciate the end result. When you've been hitting the bottle on Friday and Saturday, and try to sleep on the Sunday-Monday night, this is how it sounds when the lizards arrive at 3am. Enjoy.

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    • CommentAuthoricelandbob
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2014
    What the internet was invented for....

    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2014
    The Necronomithong

    Horrible mental image I must share so I don't suffer alone: Someone's ladybits screaming "DEAD BY DAWN! DEAD BY DAWN!" *cries*