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    :D Children write scripts for adults.

    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2014
    Homestar Runner updated! For the first time in four years!
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    Made my day:
    • CommentAuthorWood
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2014
    The ASCIIcam !

    I can't stop looking at it.
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    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2014
    A dystopian sci-fi film secretly shot in China, starring Ai Weiwei.

    THE SAND STORM (???) is a dystopian science fiction film set in the not-too-distant future. It is a low-fi sci-fi short, made in China under the radar, starring the dissident artist Ai Weiwei in his acting debut (playing a smuggler in a world without water); shot by Christopher Doyle (“In the Mood for Love,” “Chungking Express,” “Hero”); written and directed by Jason Wishnow (the filmmaker behind “TED Talks”)
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    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2014
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    Erotica Written By An Alien Horrified By The Human Body

    "They mutually thrashed their softest, most vulnerable parts about in a normal attempt to seek pleasure at the other's expense."

    "Their mouths, which mere minutes before had been employed in the process of demolishing and ingesting various foodstuffs, were now jammed up damply against one another while still being used for breathing, which must have been more than a little uncomfortable."

    "Bits of one jammed into bits of the other, dangerously close to some of the weakest and most important internal organs."

    "With absolutely no regard for personal space, the two of them created an unnecessary amount of friction, generating sweat in the process."

    "Some sort of gel emerged."
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    @Vornaskotti - That reminds me of a short story by Kij Johnson called Spar
    • CommentAuthormanglr
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2014
    @vorn - Now we just need to have David Attenborough narrate the Erotica Written by An Alien page.
    • CommentAuthorWood
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2014 edited

    How they make popcorn in China (watch it till the end)
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    • CommentTimeApr 6th 2014
    In case you get super bored:

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    • CommentTimeApr 10th 2014
    • CommentTimeApr 10th 2014
    Game of Thrones Goat Edition... simply epic

    • CommentTimeApr 10th 2014
    On the Emma Watson thing, here's where it's from.

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    Fried awesome.
    • CommentTimeApr 10th 2014
    On the Emma Watson thing, that was terrifying and great.