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    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeJan 5th 2014
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    @Wood

    Don't care what they are. NOPENOPENOPE
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    The very end is what makes this worthwhile.
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      CommentAuthorchiaslut
    • CommentTimeJan 5th 2014
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    I did not know Richard Pryor did any singing.
    It sounds pretty good too.
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      CommentAuthordorkmuffin
    • CommentTimeJan 6th 2014
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    @dorkmuffin - ha ha... my partner made it to panel three like that and then changed overnight to "I want all the babies"...
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      CommentAuthordorkmuffin
    • CommentTimeJan 6th 2014
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    @JP Carpenter OH MY GOD DO NOT TELL ME THAT.
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    My wife and I started out like that and then somehow talked each other into it at 27. It seems to have worked out OK. Nobody expected it to. Actually, looking back, prior to children I was a selfish little prat. I like to think that kids have made me a better person. The truth is that I have no idea who I would even be by now. The likelihood of being dead would have been pretty high.
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      CommentAuthoroldhat
    • CommentTimeJan 6th 2014 edited
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    Next year's holiday cards, I think.

    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeJan 6th 2014
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    WHAT IS SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN
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    @dorkmuffin: I haven't changed my mind. And people have finally started to believe me when I say it. It helps that I work as a cashier in a box store and we see a lot of horrible spoiled children. I mean, after watching the 50th tantrum, do you really think they're going to argue with me on that? (I swear, the store is designed to turn children into monsters.)
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      CommentAuthordorkmuffin
    • CommentTimeJan 6th 2014
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    @trini, I babysat a lot. I actually like kids. I just want to be able to put time limits on the time I spend with them.
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    @dorkmuffin: Oh, I like kids too, but people are a lot less likely to go on and on about the miracle of life and the magic of babies/children after having to hear "I want it" on repeat for fifteen minutes. So when I say, I like kids, but I also want to be able to give them back, they go "oh yeah, obviously!" Or "wow, you're so smart, I wish more people were like you." Which is really really nice.
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    @dorkmuffin:

    Yeah, I feel like that too. Kids are awesome, provided you can hand them back to their parents at the end of the day and go home and play with your own toys in blessed silence :)
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      CommentAuthorD.J.
    • CommentTimeJan 7th 2014
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    A Cracked writer made a fake profile on a dating site with the goal of being as awful a human being as possible, then seeing how many guys would respond to her.

    The results are horrifying and hilarious.
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      CommentAuthorjohnjones
    • CommentTimeJan 7th 2014
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    @ dorkmuffin

    Put me down as "me three." I like kids, too. I just like other people's kids. They're like pets that talk. Plus, I work in a grocery store, so I get to see the unpleasant side of children frequently.
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      CommentAuthorFoamhead
    • CommentTimeJan 7th 2014
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      CommentAuthorD.J.
    • CommentTimeJan 7th 2014
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