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    Anyone have any thoughts on this? I have to admit, I'm quietly excited.
    • CommentAuthorarcaner
    • CommentTimeMay 19th 2014
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    @magnusisasillyname Looks better than the movie. But then again 3 day old road kill looks better than the movie
    • CommentAuthorScrymgeour
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2014
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    why couldn't they have just made him speak in his normal god damn voice, I'm old enough not to require him to be a brit to be able to understand who they fuck he is
    • CommentAuthorWood
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2014
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    what's his normal voice? What kind of accent does he have normally? Isn't being a brit like 50% of John Constantine's character definition?
    • CommentAuthorWood
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2014
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    Tutorial for giving an afro to your Barbie (or an "halo" as the author prefers to call it)

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    The guy playing Constantine in the series is Welsh, so he is a Brit, but not English.
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      CommentAuthorD.J.
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2014 edited
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    So, about that dragon fucking that car...

    /r/DragonsFuckingCars
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    • CommentAuthorScrymgeour
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2014
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    IIRC constantine is from Liverpool, and its just lazy writing to make his englishness a major feature of his character. The guys accent is fucking atrocious. I couldn't work out where the hell he is from, and certainly couldn't be bothered to google it.
    That said, I'll still give it a watch
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    Pretty sure that's just a Welsh accent.
    • CommentAuthorDarkest
    • CommentTimeMay 21st 2014
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    He's from Swansea (Which is indeed in Wales). I know this because he did the voice acting for Assassin's Creed IV.
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    I noticed he sounded a lot like that specific Welsh accent, hadn't realised it literally was that guy. He looks different without the pirate outfit and the being a computer game character.
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      CommentAuthorCat Vincent
    • CommentTimeMay 21st 2014 edited
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    @Scrymgeour: Yes, John's originally from Liverpool but ran away to London as a teen.
    However...
    "its just lazy writing to make his englishness a major feature of his character"

    What. The. Fuck? You're saying the show actually getting the characters country of origin right is lazy writing? How, exactly? Would it be lazy writing for James Bond to be English? Sherlock Holmes?

    Yes, the accent isn't perfect, but that's not the same thing at all.
    • CommentAuthorSteve Toase
    • CommentTimeMay 21st 2014 edited
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    • CommentAuthorFlxzr
    • CommentTimeMay 21st 2014
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    James Bond isn't English.
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    Hello, I have a penis too! I bet it's bigger than alllllll of yours.
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    Horrifying nightmare fuel

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    First thing I thought of (comic, not the specific image)-