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    • CommentAuthorFlabyo
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2014
     (11343.21)
    Switzerland :- whistling, banjo, bad singing. NEXT.
    • CommentAuthorFlabyo
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2014 edited
     (11343.22)
    Hungary :- Little bit soulful, doesn't seem to be quite in key... seems to involve dance choreography of someone beating his wife.
    • CommentAuthorFlabyo
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2014
     (11343.23)
    Malta :- It's Mumford and Sons! Sort of. Not half bad, but won't play well with most of the European audience at all. Probably get the UK's 12 points though.
    • CommentAuthorFlabyo
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2014
     (11343.24)
    Denmark :- host time. The song is actually called 'cliche love song'. Hmm. Heavy Bruno Mars inspiration here.
    • CommentAuthorFlabyo
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2014
     (11343.25)
    Netherlands :- It's every breath you take! only not! A little flat on the singing unfortunately, but stands a decent chance.
    • CommentAuthorFlabyo
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2014
     (11343.26)
    San Marino :- yes, they've made the final! They won't be winning! How would they even host the thing?
    • CommentAuthorFlabyo
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2014
     (11343.27)
    UK :- it sounds like every bland song to ever come out of a UK talent show. Utterly forgettable. With a horrible 'power to the people' chorus. Eesh.
    • CommentAuthorFlabyo
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2014
     (11343.28)
    Poland demonstrating backstage their tactic to try and win votes this year:

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    Am still wondering how one dances on the edge of time.

    Iceland FTW
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    Isn't Dancers On The Edge Of Time a book by Michael Moorcock?
    • CommentAuthorFlabyo
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2014
     (11343.31)
    The interval acts have been *dreadful* this year.

    I think I preferred it when the hosts took it seriously even if it did get a little po-faced. These last few years there's been some truly atrocious attempts at comedy...
    • CommentAuthorFlabyo
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2014
     (11343.32)
    Oh man, the booing every time Russia get points...

    This could get really really unpleasant.
    • CommentAuthorFlabyo
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2014
     (11343.33)


    This does seem to be how it's going so far.