Whitechapel - Mall Ninjas! Sat, 18 May 2013 11:52:29 -0700 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/ Lussumo Vanilla 1.1.4 & Feed Publisher Mall Ninjas! http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=26330#Comment_26330 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=26330#Comment_26330 Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:11:42 -0800 alwayscrashing A perp popped up from behind the Orange Julius counter with a full auto Kalashnikov with a 75rd drum, and opened up in the direction of my partner, meanwhile two perps popped up from behind the skeeball machine with sawed off 12 gauges. Another two perps appeared on the upper level and brought down hell-fire on us from above. One had a Winchester Model 70 in .30-06 with a 10x scope and the other was laying down suppressive fire with a Mac10 variant. The perps were all sporting cheap russian NVGs.Mall Ninjas: Have you got what it takes to be an internet troll fuckwit?

My favourite quote...
I have personally saved the ass-virginity of several young boys in my days. But there are many brave men like myself out there who risk their lives daily, so that boys like yourself can live a normal heterosexual life.
]]> Mall Ninjas! http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=26341#Comment_26341 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=26341#Comment_26341 Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:26:56 -0800 Z I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls.

I hate the internet so much right now.

- Z ]]> Mall Ninjas! http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=26365#Comment_26365 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=26365#Comment_26365 Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:15:11 -0800 Jon Wake
The scary part is I think I know this guy. Go to any RPG store and its the same guy backing you into a corner with tales of his 40th level half-orc barbarian. Shortly thereafter the "now, let me tell you what has REAL stopping power" conversation begins. ]]> Mall Ninjas! http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=26367#Comment_26367 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=26367#Comment_26367 Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:40:15 -0800 Vespers
But the obsessive types like that are really annoying. There's something icky about them.



(Oh, and it turns out the umber hulk wins) ]]> Mall Ninjas! http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=26384#Comment_26384 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=26384#Comment_26384 Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:13:10 -0800 Jon Wake
Sigh. I'm going to go, I don't know, drink a case of Jameson and open a vein or something. ]]> Mall Ninjas! http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=26445#Comment_26445 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=26445#Comment_26445 Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:04:25 -0800 MDickey Mall Ninjas! http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=26453#Comment_26453 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=26453#Comment_26453 Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:55:15 -0800 Elohim Fun to read though.

And it covers for us.
The true shadow-guardians of pokey half-arsed shopping centres.

Thanks to these fools the criminals do not believe we exist... ]]> Mall Ninjas! http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=26464#Comment_26464 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=26464#Comment_26464 Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:01:15 -0800 ScottS
Man, now I know where Tom Clancy get's his ideas. Coming soon: "Hunt for Ass Virginity" starring Sean Connery and Ben Affleck! ]]> Mall Ninjas! http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=26466#Comment_26466 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=26466#Comment_26466 Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:08:03 -0800 JP Carpenter Mall Ninjas! http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=26468#Comment_26468 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=26468#Comment_26468 Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:25:11 -0800 StefanJ
The guy who plays Napoleon Dynamite's brother would make a great co-star.

Best of all, you could probably hire Gecko45 as an adviser and DVD commentator and he wouldn't understand that it's a satire. ]]> Mall Ninjas! http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=26472#Comment_26472 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=26472#Comment_26472 Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:41:15 -0800 tekende
Fantastic idea. Will Ferrel stars in Mall Ninja: The Epic of Gil Tweekly. ]]> Mall Ninjas! http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=26489#Comment_26489 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=26489#Comment_26489 Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:14:33 -0800 peteloaf
I don't get gun nuts. I'm in the military, so I know my way around weapons, but I couldn't give a damn about them outside using them for work.

"Can I operate this thing?" Check
"Is it clean?" Check
"Does it shoot fatal projectiles at the dude I want dead?" Check

All I fucking care about. I understood about 2% of the gun jargon in there. ]]> Mall Ninjas! http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=26785#Comment_26785 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=26785#Comment_26785 Sat, 01 Mar 2008 23:38:06 -0800 sacredchao Mall Ninjas! http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=26801#Comment_26801 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=26801#Comment_26801 Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:49:50 -0800 Alan Tyson Mall Ninjas! http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=26816#Comment_26816 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=26816#Comment_26816 Sun, 02 Mar 2008 04:58:38 -0800 Jon Wake Ask a Ninja. ]]> Mall Ninjas! http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=27148#Comment_27148 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=27148#Comment_27148 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 11:35:49 -0800 brittanica if i were a ninja, i'd be hiding my ass next to sarku.
the poor guy would go through tray after tray in minutes and never know why. ]]> Mall Ninjas! http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=27202#Comment_27202 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=27202#Comment_27202 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:36:38 -0800 Alan Tyson Mall Ninjas! http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=27246#Comment_27246 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=27246#Comment_27246 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:22:37 -0800 Ted I could be a deadly assassin feared by all of Vietnam.

I honestly don't know whether to laugh or cry. ]]> Mall Ninjas! http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=27254#Comment_27254 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=27254#Comment_27254 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:55:56 -0800 COMTE Mall Ninjas! http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=27286#Comment_27286 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=27286#Comment_27286 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:48:51 -0800 edyhdrawde Mall Ninjas! http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=27310#Comment_27310 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=1204&Focus=27310#Comment_27310 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 22:08:42 -0800 The Rascal King Wow. I don't have words.

I have a whole new level of respect for the guards at the Whitgift Centre. Those Neo Nazis, funded by the Australians and the surviving East Geermans, dead set on stealing the hallowed Mortal Kombat machine.
That the lord for the armoured heroes of the shopping center.
From now on, I'm going to respect La Fours alot more, and see Jay for the villain that he really is. ]]>