Have you been to Cardiff recently? No need to sex it up, it's all we have to do here :P
HAHA! I'm here all night, remember to tip your waitress!
On another note, I think it had more to do with the full force of my delivery, spit 'n' all. 'Caused a father to swerve his pram widely around me, for fear that I may eat his youngling's head like some deranged, bizarre Welsh/Spartan Ozzy Osbourne.
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Okay, does it come across as obvious that I'm bored in work?