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      CommentAuthorScribe
    • CommentTimeMar 16th 2008
     (1428.1)
    Transmet Movie Poster

    Now I know the chance of me ever seeing a Transmet movie are nil to none, but if they do decide to make it, please, dear god please, do not let Hoff play Spider.

    I would also like to add; Spelling and Doherty? WTF?
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    Scribe, roll your eyes down and take a look at the director. This wouldn't work from day one.
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      CommentAuthorjohnjones
    • CommentTimeMar 16th 2008
     (1428.3)
    Take a breath. Let it out slowly. And then recognize that This. Is. A. Joke.
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      CommentAuthorFauxhammer
    • CommentTimeMar 16th 2008
     (1428.4)
    NOT

    FUNNY
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      CommentAuthorScribe
    • CommentTimeMar 16th 2008
     (1428.5)
    I know it was a joke. Ahhh nevermind.
  2.  (1428.6)
    Take a breath. Let it out slowly. And then recognize that This. Is. A. Joke.


    Wait, he actually doesn't know that? Even with the two-headed dog?
  3.  (1428.7)
    Read the full credits at the bottom.

    Your satire meter may be on the fritz, might want to have that checked.
  4.  (1428.8)
    "Taco Bell Dog as The Cat".
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      CommentAuthorjohnjones
    • CommentTimeMar 16th 2008
     (1428.9)
    Scribe, roll your eyes down and take a look at the director.


    For that matter look at the producer (Aaron "Now dead" Spelling), the screenplay by (Joe "Showgirls" Esterhas), the story by Danielle Steele and the music by Tori Amos, Celine Dion, and two bands that to my knowledge no longer exist (N'Synch and the Backstreet Boys).

    Still and all, let us give thank to the humor that Scribe and his minor panic have brought us this day.
  5.  (1428.10)
    Oh come on...
  6.  (1428.11)
    Oh, I like that.
  7.  (1428.12)
    PLEASE GOD TELL ME THIS IS REAL
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      CommentAuthorjohnjones
    • CommentTimeMar 16th 2008
     (1428.13)
    Well, Hasselhoff has already played the role of another comic character...
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    Well, Hasselhoff has already played the role of another comic character...


    Fuck, I had no idea that actually existed.
    • CommentAuthoredyhdrawde
    • CommentTimeMar 16th 2008
     (1428.15)
    @Andrenavarro

    I doubt that you didn't know it existed, I think your mind was trying to save you and blocked it from your memory.
  9.  (1428.16)
    I doubt that you didn't know it existed, I think your mind was trying to save you and blocked it from your memory.


    My mind has never been this nice. When it works independently for me, it usually tries to make me act like a retard.
  10.  (1428.17)
    Hey, don't mock the Hoff.

    This could be like when Burt Reynolds made "Boogie Nights".

    He got a goddamn Acdemy award nomination for that.

    "And the winner is...David Hasselhoff for Transmetropolitan!"

    Choke on that haters!
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      CommentAuthorScribe
    • CommentTimeMar 16th 2008
     (1428.18)
    I might go watch it just to hear the the Hoff say whorehoppers.
  11.  (1428.19)
    I think every conversation of the Hoff must, but law, include this image.

    null

    Gary Coleman as Filthy Assistant?
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      CommentAuthorkahavi
    • CommentTimeMar 16th 2008
     (1428.20)
    Gary Coleman as Filthy Assistant?


    Argh, now that mental image won't leave! I think I need to bleach my brain.