While in procrastination mode I decided to explore the "Member Map" thing a bit. The Google satellite images are getting really sharp now. I can zoom in on my house close enough to see the dogs in the backyard. Shaddap, dogs.
So playing a hunch, I scrolled over to Jolly Old, to see if I could find Warren's house. Well, his pin puts him square in the middle of the intersection of Church and Chancellor Roads. He probably doesn't live under the street, but in one of those nearby row-houses. So I scroll around a bit and -- there's some naked guy in the yard behind one of the houses having a smoke! Say hi to your fans, Warren!
Near my house on Google Maps (don't bother looking at the maps, I lied like I would hope Warren has) there is a car on fire.
You'd think I'd remember something like that. Or that someone would have said to me 'did you know there was a car on fire outside your house today?' when it happened.
But, no.
There is also an added photo of a helicopter that landed on the grass across the road.
I miss every interesting thing that happens near my house, but Google knows it all. This scares me. What else does Google know?
I've actually wondered why people haven't tried following the GoogleVans and putting up flyers/ads up on lamposts just ahead of them. Then again, they probably already thought of that possibility.
It's worth noting that you can just enter your city without the rest of your address. That's what I did, and looking at the map just now and zooming in on satellite I see that that puts me in the middle of downtown right in front of the building where I go to get my passport renewed. Among other things.
I assure you, I do not actually live in the government buildings. I am an actual live human and not a robotic experiment.
Google Earth missed a grand opportunity by not showing Savannah during the height of the pre-St. Patrick's Day pilgrimage. Zoom in close enough and you could probably smell the beer...
living in the uncharted backwaters that is scotland, google maps don't have hi-res maps for where I live. but you can see the old airfield down the road quite clearly from the crappy quality images.
yeah, the google image of our house is at least 5 or 6 years old... it also still has the old graveyard and chapel that used to be next door but now isn't.
exhuming very old bodies in clay soil isn't a fun thing to have going on nextdoor...
HA, but the road map is up to date... right opposite my house they built a new road with new houses in the past 2 years, so on the satelite/map mixed image there is a road clearly going into the middle of a field.
This post inspired me to check out Street View (has been at least a month since I last did so) and I've discovered they've posted a large portion of Detroit and its surrounding cities (I am housed in one such city), and sure enough, the GoogleVan has driven directly past my apartment. Funny thing is, I've wondered if Google was driving around here, because back in the fall I remember seeing a white van with some attachments on the roof. If only I could remember where that was, so I could see myself passing the van.
@Spiraltwist Not to get all purple in my prose but .... so many values that are not greater than or equal to 3 for you! Infinitely many, in fact.
Also also also ... isn't it just so right for 3 to be associated with affection? It's just soooo cute and has such charming properties (well, what number doesn't, I guess - I'm the kind of girl who loves them all, you know). Oh three. Three is so my boyfriend.
Oh god. I need to stop editing this post to add things. You don't know how badly I want to launch into an excited little babble about the infinite..... I think I better go take a cold shower.
@Artemis_of_OZ - Oh dear. No no no. There are an infinite number of values less than three, not just 2 or 1. I see nothing wrong with loving 2.888 people at a time, for example.
(Actually, truth be told, I see nothing wrong with loving large numbers of people, but we're associating love with values less than three for the moment because it is amusing.)
Of course, it wouldn't work in this instance to love 2.9999..... people where the 9 repeats infinitely since that would bring us back to three! Ha HA! SNORT!
Personally, I've always thought the square root of two was rather fetching.
When I first wake up in the morningafternoon I tend to love approximately - 2003663613ยท2exp(195000)+1 people.
Yeah .... but I'll stop now before I get kicked off the forum.