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London Zoo: I've gained Powers of Electricity

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    • CommentAuthorVetes
    • CommentTimeMar 30th 2008 edited
     (1607.1)
    Ever since I've gotten some new shoes for Xmas, I am full of static discharge. It happens like five times a day sometimes. Some of the shocks hurt. Sometimes I think my heart stops beating like a reverse defibrillator.

    So, anyways, I've come to disliking metal.
    • CommentAuthorOddcult
    • CommentTimeMar 30th 2008
     (1607.2)
    Could you not just, you know wear some different shoes?
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      CommentAuthorglukkake
    • CommentTimeMar 30th 2008
     (1607.3)
    Perhaps you should consider wearing rubber gloves at all times.

    Or maybe trying an experiment of, if you have balloons attached to your head using the static charge, will it then keep it all too busy to shoot out of your fingers?

    Duly note that I have no scientific training.
    • CommentAuthorVetes
    • CommentTimeMar 30th 2008
     (1607.4)
    The weird thing is though is how are my shoes doing it.
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      CommentAuthorglukkake
    • CommentTimeMar 30th 2008
     (1607.5)
    They aren't those Crocs shoes are they?
    • CommentAuthorVetes
    • CommentTimeMar 30th 2008
     (1607.6)
    no
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    Photos of said shoes?
    • CommentAuthorVetes
    • CommentTimeMar 30th 2008
     (1607.8)
    I'll post a pic in a few hours when i get home from work
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    I hate crocs so much, i wish i could make them cry.
    • CommentAuthorPablo
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2008
     (1607.10)
    Could you not just, you know wear some different shoes?

    Where's the fun in that.
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      CommentAuthorAlan Tyson
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2008
     (1607.11)
    Yeah, seriously. He has the Powers of Electricity now - why get rid of that?

    I suggest building a backpack-loaded array of metal pipes that you can learn to play like an organ by zapping them in the right place and the right intensity.
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      CommentAuthorobliterati
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2008
     (1607.12)
    I'm having a time out until I can learn some manners.
    Maybe attach a little wire to ground them?

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