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    • CommentAuthorKinesys
    • CommentTimeDec 5th 2007 edited
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    I was once married to Shannen Doherty for a weekend.

    Well. I'm straight and i work in showbiz, so it was bound to happen sooner or later right?

    Come Back Shannen. Big Daddy forgives you.
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    This one is for Chris...


    I am the Fenris Wolf of Ragnarok. I will bite off any hand that comes near and eat your face if you aren't careful.

    But seriously...

    I have an unholy affixiation with the Pope. I think he is going to bring hell on earth and is waiting in the wings to unleash his evil. Ratzinger be damned!! Oh wait...you said a lie...
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      CommentAuthorC.c.
    • CommentTimeDec 5th 2007
     (173.3)
    I am the Alpha and the Omega.
  2.  (173.4)
    I fully intend to have a larger, more productive, and more useful Internet presence than Warren Ellis.
  3.  (173.5)
    I don't just piss excellence, I piss all the excellence. That excellence you occasionally achieve in your daily life? That's my piss.
    • CommentAuthorElohim
    • CommentTimeDec 5th 2007
     (173.6)
    I once wrestled a grizzly bear to the ground using only my left pinky whilst simultaneously holding off a detachment of US Marines using only a can of Strongbow, a rubber band - and a picture of Anne Widdecombe's face.
    • CommentAuthorMadeley
    • CommentTimeDec 5th 2007
     (173.7)
    I am, in actual fact, Anne Widdecombe's face.
    • CommentAuthorNil
    • CommentTimeDec 5th 2007
     (173.8)
    I invented toast.
    • CommentAuthorKinesys
    • CommentTimeDec 5th 2007
     (173.9)
    I invented toast.


    Dude. I am a total fan.
  4.  (173.10)
    I am, in actual fact, Anne Widdecombe's face.


    You poor creature.


    Will
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      CommentAuthorgwferguson
    • CommentTimeDec 5th 2007
     (173.11)
    Christina Ricci sends me gothic-themed erotic letters written in her own blood.
  5.  (173.12)
    I sell jenkem to public school kids.
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      CommentAuthorhmobius
    • CommentTimeDec 5th 2007
     (173.13)
    I do, in fact, know what I'm talking about
  6.  (173.14)
    as a teenager, I once climbed the north face of the Blackpool tower dressed in lederhosen.
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    There's a law that states that I must not count to three thousand and seven. A number of oil companies live in dreadful fear of the day that this may happen anyway.


    Will
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      CommentAuthorARES
    • CommentTimeDec 5th 2007
     (173.16)
    bloodninja is my father!
    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeDec 5th 2007
     (173.17)
    I know where you sleep and I watch you while you dream.
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      CommentAuthorScribe
    • CommentTimeDec 5th 2007
     (173.18)
    Nil might of invented toast, but I dipped it in egg and made it french. I also sprinkle a little cinnamon on it.
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      CommentAuthorAlan Tyson
    • CommentTimeDec 5th 2007
     (173.19)
    I am actually all twelve True Kings of the world, living under the Rocky Mountains and dictating the political, economic, and spiritual realities of the world. I/We are connected to one another's consciousness via an elaborate system of vacuum tubes, cans-and-string apparatuses, and one very long firewire.
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      CommentAuthorhyim
    • CommentTimeDec 5th 2007
     (173.20)
    Last october, I ate polar bear ribs sprinkled with a mist of powdered dolphin fins. Tasted great, the glass full of the tears of a thousand children really made the plate though.

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