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    • CommentAuthorDemarc
    • CommentTimeDec 5th 2007
     (173.41)
    It's like a baklava on a pair of toothpicks.
    I don't know where that analogy comes from either. But now I want baklava.
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      CommentAuthormrkvm
    • CommentTimeDec 5th 2007
     (173.42)
    My music taste is unparalleled. Unparalleled.
  1.  (173.43)
    I always tell the truth.
    • CommentAuthorStefanJ
    • CommentTimeDec 5th 2007
     (173.44)
    I am the bastard son of the King of All Hobos.
  2.  (173.45)
    ......you will all be sorry
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      CommentAuthorobliterati
    • CommentTimeDec 5th 2007
     (173.46)
    I'm having a time out until I can learn some manners.
    Stefan, let me take this opportunity to apologize for all those birthdays I missed, I've been a very bad father.
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    Stefan, let me take this opportunity to apologize for all those birthdays I missed, I've been a very bad father.


    That's pretty fuckin' funny.
    • CommentAuthorDragone
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2007
     (173.48)
    I am not drunk right now. Right now I am dead sobber. Hehehe
  4.  (173.49)
    I am owed hundreds of thousands of dollars pounds by each and every one of you.
  5.  (173.50)
    I drank Warren Ellis under the table, but of course I cheated.

    Now when I wake up, there are always razorblades in uncomfortable places.

    I'm not sure if these are related.
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      CommentAuthorAdlai
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2007
     (173.51)
    I shot Liberty Valance! moohohaha
    • CommentAuthorshaio
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2007
     (173.52)
    I hold the patent for tin foil hat. Now pay.

    (hm, i wonder is there actually a tin foil hat patent... *opens google.com/patents*)
    • CommentAuthorThe Skoot
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2007
     (173.53)
    Due to a freak accident involving a banana and a toaster, I occasionally switch bodies with Tom Cruise.
    • CommentAuthorjona
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2007
     (173.54)
    I have a tribe of pygmies mining bakelite in my lower intestines.
  6.  (173.55)
    I own one of these
    • CommentAuthorhank
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2007
     (173.56)
    I write in the blood of babes and on the skins of their mothers.
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      CommentAuthorrrmonroe
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2007
     (173.57)
    I am a shapeshifting reptilian overlord.
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      CommentAuthorunderdog
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2007
     (173.58)
    I wrote the internet. Yes, that's right, all of it. Even the stuff you wrote, I wrote.
    • CommentAuthorKunundrum
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2007
     (173.59)
    I can give oral to myself, so I don't really have to go outside anymore.
  7.  (173.60)
    I went back in time to stop myself going back in time to kill hitler as a child

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