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      CommentAuthorAlan Tyson
    • CommentTimeDec 9th 2007
     (173.101)
    ...because you're a chicken breeder?
    • CommentAuthorNecros
    • CommentTimeDec 9th 2007
     (173.102)
    I was born on ganymede, spawned from the purity of the truth intersecting the event horizon of the smallest black hole,
    Raised on your Earth by a janitor with a heart of gold, I became the first being in the universe to enter a state of pure energy and experience the oneness of the all,
    I am the greatest and the least of all living creatures, born out of a unity of truth and falsehood, the living embodiment of all that both is and isn't.
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      CommentAuthorMark R
    • CommentTimeDec 9th 2007
     (173.103)
    I memorized Pi. All of it.
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    C'est un "coq" en Francais. Not a "cock." I stand by my Two-Cocks. As will all of you. Sooner than later.
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      CommentAuthorroque
    • CommentTimeDec 10th 2007
     (173.105)
    I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I'm here to fuck you in the butt.
    • CommentAuthorOddcult
    • CommentTimeDec 10th 2007
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    I memorized Pi. All of it.


    Me too.

    22/7

    Don't people get taught how to do calculations in fractions anymore? Doing calculations involving Pi is the one area where they've got a massive advantage over decimals.
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    I am the finest example of Intelligent Design.

    God told me himself.

    Through secret words channeled to me through the blood of the cleansed whores I used as ink.
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    @Captain Legion

    But do they fight each other?
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    <em>But do they fight each other?</em>

    Only when they get hungry.
    • CommentAuthorAnonymous.
    • CommentTimeDec 10th 2007
     (173.110)
    I'm interesting and funny.
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      CommentAuthorGreg SBB!
    • CommentTimeDec 11th 2007
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    I co-wrote third-rate American sitcom 8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter up until John Ritter died. Oddly, my father was on the writer's team for all the Dick York episodes of Bewitched.
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      CommentAuthorrfrancis
    • CommentTimeDec 11th 2007
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    Kevin Smith based his Silent Bob character on me.

    Hang on, too plausible. Let me try again.

    Jim Butcher based his Michael Carpenter character on me.

    I'm no good at this.
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      CommentAuthorUnsub
    • CommentTimeDec 11th 2007
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    I'm having a time out until I can learn some manners.
    I am not a NSA drone monitoring you fr dangerous subversive thoughts and memes.
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    Greg SBB!: I co-wrote third-rate American sitcom 8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter up until John Ritter died.


    Ooh, you're good. That's so much better than mine. It's scarier but it wouldn't stop me doing Leela.
    • CommentAuthorgrenacia
    • CommentTimeDec 12th 2007
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    I memorized Pi. All of it.


    Me too.

    22/7

    Don't people get taught how to do calculations in fractions anymore? Doing calculations involving Pi is the one area where they've got a massive advantage over decimals.


    I'm going to be snarky here, sorry: 22/7 is not precisely pi. It equals to 3.14285714... whereas we know pi is 3.14159265... Therefore knowing pi is roughly 22/7 is less accurate than knowing pi decimally to a few decimal places. If you're working with fractions, 22/7 is useful, but not especially accurate on the whole.
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      CommentAuthorrfrancis
    • CommentTimeDec 12th 2007
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    Yup. If fractions make you feel better, or at least helps memorize, though, you can express it as a Taylor series: 4 times 1/1-1/3+1/5-1/7+1/9... off into infinity. (Why? Because that series converges to arctan 1, which is pi/4.) Did I mention I've been rereading math textbooks? Anyway, that's not hard to remember. :)
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      CommentAuthorAlexis
    • CommentTimeDec 12th 2007
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    I am not an asshole.
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      CommentAuthorParkaboy
    • CommentTimeDec 12th 2007
     (173.118)
    I am the secret love child of Neil Gaiman and David Bowie.
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    My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my Father, prepare to die.
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      CommentAuthorRandy74
    • CommentTimeDec 12th 2007
     (173.120)
    Im hung like Milton Berle "supposedly".

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