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CommentAuthorAlan Tyson
- CommentTimeDec 9th 2007
...because you're a chicken breeder? -
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I was born on ganymede, spawned from the purity of the truth intersecting the event horizon of the smallest black hole,
Raised on your Earth by a janitor with a heart of gold, I became the first being in the universe to enter a state of pure energy and experience the oneness of the all,
I am the greatest and the least of all living creatures, born out of a unity of truth and falsehood, the living embodiment of all that both is and isn't. -
I memorized Pi. All of it.
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- CommentAuthorCaptain Legion
- CommentTimeDec 9th 2007
C'est un "coq" en Francais. Not a "cock." I stand by my Two-Cocks. As will all of you. Sooner than later. -
I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I'm here to fuck you in the butt.
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I memorized Pi. All of it.
Me too.
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Don't people get taught how to do calculations in fractions anymore? Doing calculations involving Pi is the one area where they've got a massive advantage over decimals. -
- CommentAuthorInsect King
- CommentTimeDec 10th 2007
I am the finest example of Intelligent Design.
God told me himself.
Through secret words channeled to me through the blood of the cleansed whores I used as ink. -
- CommentAuthorReverendFrag
- CommentTimeDec 10th 2007
@Captain Legion
But do they fight each other? -
- CommentAuthorCaptain Legion
- CommentTimeDec 10th 2007
<em>But do they fight each other?</em>
Only when they get hungry. -
- CommentAuthorAnonymous.
- CommentTimeDec 10th 2007
I'm interesting and funny. -
I co-wrote third-rate American sitcom 8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter up until John Ritter died. Oddly, my father was on the writer's team for all the Dick York episodes of Bewitched.
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Kevin Smith based his Silent Bob character on me.
Hang on, too plausible. Let me try again.
Jim Butcher based his Michael Carpenter character on me.
I'm no good at this. -
I'm having a time out until I can learn some manners.I am not a NSA drone monitoring you fr dangerous subversive thoughts and memes.
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- CommentAuthorInsect King
- CommentTimeDec 12th 2007
Greg SBB!: I co-wrote third-rate American sitcom 8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter up until John Ritter died.
Ooh, you're good. That's so much better than mine. It's scarier but it wouldn't stop me doing Leela. -
I memorized Pi. All of it.
Me too.
22/7
Don't people get taught how to do calculations in fractions anymore? Doing calculations involving Pi is the one area where they've got a massive advantage over decimals.
I'm going to be snarky here, sorry: 22/7 is not precisely pi. It equals to 3.14285714... whereas we know pi is 3.14159265... Therefore knowing pi is roughly 22/7 is less accurate than knowing pi decimally to a few decimal places. If you're working with fractions, 22/7 is useful, but not especially accurate on the whole. -
Yup. If fractions make you feel better, or at least helps memorize, though, you can express it as a Taylor series: 4 times 1/1-1/3+1/5-1/7+1/9... off into infinity. (Why? Because that series converges to arctan 1, which is pi/4.) Did I mention I've been rereading math textbooks? Anyway, that's not hard to remember. :)
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I am not an asshole.
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I am the secret love child of Neil Gaiman and David Bowie.
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CommentAuthorscreaming meat
- CommentTimeDec 12th 2007
My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my Father, prepare to die. -
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Im hung like Milton Berle "supposedly".
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