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      CommentAuthorJohn R
    • CommentTimeApr 11th 2008
    Photoshop shows a lack of ambition. How long before you can run Team Fortress 2 in it and the world is full of assholes bragging:

    "l00z0r! I just headshot you WITH MY COCK!!!!"
    • CommentAuthorWinther
    • CommentTimeApr 11th 2008
    Actually, I think Halo players might find more use for it, with all the corpse-humping that goes on there...
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    Hmm. Maybe less a mouse-type controller, and more of a joystick model...
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    Isn't this a bit of a cliche now? I mean, fucking a computer is almost as old a concept as webcams. In fact, I think it was the second thing thought about when webcams came out.
    I remember ages ago something called the FukMeFukU drive (or something). It was something that could replace the floppy disk drive (hur hur hur) and one came with a fleshlight and the other with a dildo. You could then fuck over MSN or something, but both people had to mount the PC.
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    Technology is a beautiful thing. I can't wait until they start selling these things as part of PC packages, think of the positive effect this could have on the gene pool.
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    from Pete Martin

    but both people had to mount the PC

    I'm sorry, I just cannot stop laughing now.
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    Mount my PC? I have a hard enough time mounting my hard drive! (little IT joke for the band there....)
    • CommentTimeApr 11th 2008
    badum *tish*
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    I already had an input device for my computer that I could use to simulate sex. It is called my right hand. One can even switch it with the other input device (a.k.a. Leftie).
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    The beauty of this article to me is that it doesn't focus on the teledildonics approach, but on the fact you can have sex with your computer as an input device. And that, I find wonderfully amusing and evocative.
    • CommentAuthorPablo
    • CommentTimeApr 11th 2008
    Mount my PC? I have a hard enough time mounting my hard drive! (little IT joke for the band there....)

    • CommentAuthorSolario
    • CommentTimeApr 11th 2008
    @Kosmopolit, It's like a flashlight, but you fuck it. And then you use the light at the other end to go look for the remainders of your dignity.
      CommentAuthorJay Kay
    • CommentTimeApr 11th 2008
    Honestly, I'd buy if I could actually control it with my penis, just so that I could say that I can.
    • CommentTimeApr 12th 2008
    Is this what they call plug-and-play?
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    Sure brings new meaning to the classic and oft said line "Fucking Windows!"
    • CommentTimeApr 12th 2008
    ... just to many innuendos..
    • CommentAuthorZeebo
    • CommentTimeApr 12th 2008
    This is one of the many sexual tools that would be far more entertaining as a bludgeon than an actual fleshlight.

    "So then he says, "Git outta mah house," and starts a'beatin on me with his compucunt."
    • CommentAuthorPablo
    • CommentTimeApr 12th 2008
    It suddenly occurs to me that a counterpart for the ladeez could be really awesome.
    • CommentTimeApr 23rd 2008 edited

    There already is one for the ladies...

    It's called a wouldn't take much modification...
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    I know there's a joke in here for the dexterity needed for photoshop through use of kegals... but somehow I just can't find it.