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      CommentAuthorwarrenellis
    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2008 edited
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    No residency this week -- I have some hairy deadlines to negotiate right now, so you'll just have to amuse yourselves this week. (Also, a ton of my comics friends are off to NYCC. We are a little concerned that young Jamie McKelvie's going to get raped on the mean streets of Manhattan.)

    Will add to this in a bit.
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      CommentAuthorEgon
    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2008
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    So tempted to use the "you gonna get raped" macro.
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    He has the robotic arse eels to keep us in line.

    They can be programmed.
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      CommentAuthorEgon
    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2008
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    ...and they can lay robo-eggs inside me. Oh yes, I've grown quite familiar with the house methods in my time here.
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      CommentAuthorHaavikko
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
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    As a kid I read this story (can't remember the title) where some guy gets a bug in his ear that penetrates his mind and gnaws its way through his brain. Story is about how parts starts to fail in order, but in the end, the bug crawls out of the other ear.
    Everybody happy, guys little bit damaged, is all.
    Than they find out the bug was female, egg bearing age....

    And still the Robotic Arse Eels beats that
    (waiting for the band called REA, and the interview, by some female italian pop journalist, asking where they got the name...)
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      CommentAuthorGreg SBB!
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
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    Does McKelvie's mum know he's going...?
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      CommentAuthorCCosker
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
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    You have to make a conscious decision to get raped in Manhattan, and usually you have to pay $50 to do so.
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      CommentAuthorVespers
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
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    Okay, that one's even scarier than the ones before where they were on tethers.
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    The noise it makes creeps me out.
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      CommentAuthorEgon
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
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    The noise that should follow as soon as it's off screen is "AIIEE! MY ARSE!"