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      CommentAuthorTed
    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2008
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    According to a New Scientist article I just stumbled across, it turns out the gonorrhea bacteria is the strongest creature in nature, able to pull 100,000 times its own body-weight, and apparently roughly equivalent to a human dragging a million kilos (although I don't personally weigh 10 kilos, so don't ask me how their maths works).
    • CommentAuthorPablo
    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2008
     (1790.2)
    Gonorrhea's going to kick your ass.
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    Was going to suggest a LOLorrhea, but my god I can't bring myself to do a google image search to start
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      CommentAuthorVespers
    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2008
     (1790.4)
    @Pete Martin

    Kick ur Ass

    Ask and Thou Shalt Receive. Gonorrhea.
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      CommentAuthorDIGIT
    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2008 edited
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    OMG!! I've been trying to find the source of the "Ceiling Cat" Pictures. I figured that's where the gonorrhea picture came from ... visited the site and now have a headache from laughing so hard.
    Agnostic Kitteh
    • CommentAuthorPablo
    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2008
     (1790.6)
    LOLorrhea sounds hilarious. Probably my new favorite word.
    • CommentAuthorJigsy Q
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     (1790.7)
    Wow. He just beat out Oprah by 2 kilos!
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    as the old joke saied, "oh no, I'm a gonner 'ere"
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    And here I thought the strongest thing in the world was mankind's capacity for self-delusion.

    I can has penicillin?
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    UR PENEZ
    NOM NOM NOM
    • CommentAuthorPablo
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     (1790.11)
    UR PENEZ
    NOM NOM NOM

    Ahahahahahahahaha.
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    Gonorrhea hate puny Banner. Puny Banner always trying to get rid of Gonorrhea.
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      CommentAuthorTed
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     (1790.13)
    If only Peter Parker had been bitten by radioactive gonorrhea, he'd have had a hell of a punch...if a far worse costume...
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      CommentAuthorEgon
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     (1790.14)
    Combined with Viagra, it would make the human penis unstoppable!!
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    he'd have had a hell of a punch

    And very different webshooters...
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      CommentAuthorAlephNought
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008 edited
     (1790.16)
    there is a flickr group dedicated to lolscience: lolscience pool

    lolprion; you can has one:

    lolprion
    • CommentAuthorPablo
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     (1790.17)


    Awesome.