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    • CommentAuthorDonburiBoy
    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2008
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    Trailer here (sorry, can't figure out how to embed)

    I know how much we all enjoy three or four minutes of jaw-dropping Japanese weirdness. I think my favourite part is the gun that shoots fists, but there's a lot of strange stuff here...

    Probably not, you know, safe for work.
    • CommentAuthorpi8you
    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2008
     (1791.2)
    For some reason, the police costumes remind me of Leslie Nielsen stuff like Surf Ninjas and Spy Hard blended with Jin-Roh, I think I've got a few wires crossed in the head.

    Favorite bit in the trailer for me is a tossup between the Gator/Croc-crotch and Katana-limbs scenes, I'll need to see the whole movie to make a final judgement...
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    Looks terribly awesome. Katana limbs and blood shower were my favorite bits.
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      CommentAuthorVespers
    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2008
     (1791.4)
    ............

    Okay. Japan, what are you *on*? I want some.
    • CommentAuthorDonburiBoy
    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2008
     (1791.5)
    Is it a gator? I thought it was some kind of carnivorous plant...
    • CommentAuthorpi8you
    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2008
     (1791.6)
    Could be, but the elongated shape and the way the teeth are arranged make it seem more like a gator head to me.

    In any event, just watching Katana-limbs move should prove to be worth the price of admission.
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    Also loved the katana-limbs. Reminds me a bit of Tetsuo: The Iron Man and the various snippets of Guinea Pig films that I've seen.

    Will
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      CommentAuthorEgon
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     (1791.8)
    That guy at the end must have some crazy blood pressure issues.
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    I wonder how long the shot of the woman spraying blood from the gash across her face is in the movie? If you cut all the clips of that bit in the trailer together, I'm sure it'd come to about a minute of footage.
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      CommentAuthorJoe Paoli
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     (1791.10)
    Jesus Christ.
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      CommentAuthorbabymole
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     (1791.11)
    I'm in bed with full blown food poisoning, woke up about fifteen minutes ago and saw that on warrenellis.com and decided that it was nothing more than a fevered hallucination. But its real. So very real.

    Also, an ex was a fat goth with a crotch like the croc-crotch thing.

    I'm returning to bed, but you all better pray I don't have any fucking nightmares.
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      CommentAuthorDerleth
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     (1791.12)
    I can't decide if TGP is a must-see... or something I should never, ever, ever see.

    Either I'd cackle through the entire film, or I would have a stomach ache for days.
  4.  (1791.13)
    i like it; but then again; i like barbed wire on my toilet seat.
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      CommentAuthorvrbtm
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     (1791.14)
    The first time I watched OLDBOY, I was so blown away by the depravity, I kept screaming at the set KOREA!!!. When I saw the... dentata here, I yelled JAPAN!!!

    Love it. It's practically Troma, but with some nicely framed shots
    • CommentAuthorstarfire
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     (1791.15)
    this is amazing; sick and wonderful. i love this. thanks.
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    I want to go to Japan.
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      CommentAuthorDIGIT
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2008
     (1791.17)
    Wow, that was very cool. very gross. a perfect combination.