2013-05-20T09:19:44-07:00 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/ Lussumo Vanilla & Feed Publisher http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=5540#Comment_5540 2007-12-06T16:56:51-08:00 2007-12-09T17:02:31-08:00 Chris M Ferguson http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1141

Things you wish you created -- everything from screenplays to cookies to crucifixions to Transmetropolitan. I wish I was the first person to create Spicy Chicken. Or to have written the Bible. ...

I wish I was the first person to create Spicy Chicken. Or to have written the Bible. But my version would have zombies, not so much with the floods. Instead of Jesus Christ as a savior, Ash from "the Evil Dead" trilogy would be rock'n the chainsaw -- cuttin' up Jews and Romans.

So... what about you, guys?]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=5544#Comment_5544 2007-12-06T17:05:17-08:00 2013-05-20T09:19:44-07:00 Cat Vincent http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=447

The weapon Larry Niven called the 'Tasp' - a ranged energy device which subdues the target by overloading their neural pleasure centre. Basically, an orgasm gun. That, or slicing bread.

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=5566#Comment_5566 2007-12-06T17:37:52-08:00 2013-05-20T09:19:44-07:00 Fauxhammer http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=27

It always seems that as soon as I come up with something like a cool story hook, some book/movie/comic/game comes along with a disturbingly similar element, maning me yell "mother FUCKER".

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=5582#Comment_5582 2007-12-06T18:06:10-08:00 2007-12-06T18:31:53-08:00 Joe Paoli http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1116

The weapon Larry Niven called the 'Tasp' - a ranged energy device which subdues the target by overloading their neural pleasure centre. Basically, an orgasm gun.I did create it, or something similar, ...

The weapon Larry Niven called the 'Tasp' - a ranged energy device which subdues the target by overloading their neural pleasure centre. Basically, an orgasm gun.I did create it, or something similar, in my head, after seeing a science experiment film about rats crossing a platform that delivered electric shocks to get to a switch that would stimulate their pleasure centers, that same platform remained uncrossed for a lesser luxury like food. Some years later I discovered that Larry Niven already blazed that trail while I was still in diapers. Of course, so did Woody Allen in Sleeper, and Dan Simmons in Carrion Comfort. And I'm sure about a billion others. But I didn't know that when I thought of it. :(]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=5591#Comment_5591 2007-12-06T18:19:37-08:00 2013-05-20T09:19:44-07:00 screaming meat http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1219

The goddamn universe for which I can only apologise.

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=5596#Comment_5596 2007-12-06T18:25:54-08:00 2013-05-20T09:19:44-07:00 Corey Waits http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=453

I invented spinners (in my mind) at least 6 months before I saw them on the street. Though my idea was a bit different and a lot more discreet; instead of the whole wheel spinning and looking real ...

spinners (in my mind) at least 6 months before I saw them on the street.
Though my idea was a bit different and a lot more discreet; instead of the whole wheel spinning and looking real flashy and garish, my idea just kept the badge that at the centre of the wheel stationary, so even when you're driving the logo/name of the car/wheel maker is always upright and readable.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=5597#Comment_5597 2007-12-06T18:26:53-08:00 2013-05-20T09:19:44-07:00 John Smith http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1171

When I was thirteen I was chatting on the phone with a friend. We were watching something on MTV, like an awards show or something. She said "Oh, man, ______ is fuckin' ugly." To which, ...

So that became our new term, a word that spread to all of our friends. We would brag about how we invented the word "fugly" for years before we found out people had been saying it for years.

So, well, I wish I could say I invented fugly. I have low standards.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=5599#Comment_5599 2007-12-06T18:28:46-08:00 2013-05-20T09:19:44-07:00 AtomicSloth http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=390

I wish I had invented the word 'Jaunty'

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=5619#Comment_5619 2007-12-06T18:43:28-08:00 2013-05-20T09:19:44-07:00 Vespers http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=554

my idea just kept the badge that at the centre of the wheel stationary Bus and large truck wheels do this.

my idea just kept the badge that at the centre of the wheel stationary

Bus and large truck wheels do this.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=5631#Comment_5631 2007-12-06T19:07:35-08:00 2013-05-20T09:19:44-07:00 Corey Waits http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=453

Vespers Bus and large truck wheels do this. Huh? What? Really? Fuck. Oh well, back to the old drawing board. (But now I'm curious; how do they do it?)

Vespers
Bus and large truck wheels do this.
Huh? What? Really?

Fuck. Oh well, back to the old drawing board.
(But now I'm curious; how do they do it?)]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=5641#Comment_5641 2007-12-06T19:19:05-08:00 2013-05-20T09:19:44-07:00 Vespers http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=554

I have no clue. But there is a small cap in the very centre of many bus wheels, about the size of my fist, that generally carries the logo of the maker on it, and, while it swings back and forth ...

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=5648#Comment_5648 2007-12-06T19:27:15-08:00 2013-05-20T09:19:44-07:00 Scribe http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=904

I wish I invented Beer, then I could be the inspiration for many great inventions, and even more that were only thought of in an intoxicated state but were probably better off forgotten by the time ...

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=5654#Comment_5654 2007-12-06T19:33:14-08:00 2013-05-20T09:19:44-07:00 aike http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1426

@Vespers: Ball-bearing mounted logo so it can freely swivel...but due to the logo being weighted at the bottom, gravity outweighs (haha) the effect of the rotation of the wheel. (thats why it swings ...

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=5672#Comment_5672 2007-12-06T20:01:12-08:00 2013-05-20T09:19:44-07:00 Vespers http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=554

@aike Truth? Not complicated. Interesting tho. I shoulda realized that.

Truth? Not complicated. Interesting tho. I shoulda realized that.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=5683#Comment_5683 2007-12-06T20:12:53-08:00 2013-05-20T09:19:44-07:00 alwayscrashing http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=162

Giraffes

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=5746#Comment_5746 2007-12-06T22:14:14-08:00 2013-05-20T09:19:44-07:00 Gnosus http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1388

Sex

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=5751#Comment_5751 2007-12-06T22:19:21-08:00 2013-05-20T09:19:44-07:00 Corey Waits http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=453

Well, spinners suck anyway, but I just thought of the greatest invention known to man! I wish I invented... POP TARTS

I wish I invented...

POP TARTS]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=5803#Comment_5803 2007-12-07T03:29:58-08:00 2013-05-20T09:19:44-07:00 Paul Duffield http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=6

Bubble Wrap. Anyone seen that episode of Red Dwarf?

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=5821#Comment_5821 2007-12-07T04:41:32-08:00 2013-05-20T09:19:44-07:00 Pete Martin http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=165

Pokemon

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=5835#Comment_5835 2007-12-07T05:17:05-08:00 2013-05-20T09:19:44-07:00 Paul Duffield http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=6

"Pokemon" I read recently that the creators got screwed out of a ton of money because they didn't read the small print when signing over the american rights. Ooops.

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=5840#Comment_5840 2007-12-07T05:38:56-08:00 2013-05-20T09:19:44-07:00 Pooka http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=216

I thought that me and my friends came up with 'tardfish... tardfish go MeeUHHhhHhhhh ya know..it works better verbally than typed out...

tardfish go MeeUHHhhHhhhh
ya know..it works better verbally than typed out...]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=5852#Comment_5852 2007-12-07T06:17:59-08:00 2013-05-20T09:19:44-07:00 reasonableman http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=452

Harry Potter, or Star Wars. Whichever.

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=5857#Comment_5857 2007-12-07T06:32:14-08:00 2013-05-20T09:19:44-07:00 Adam http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=375

Nochnoi Dozor. That was an awesome film. Then the end of Dnevnoi Dozor sucked balls, and rumour has it that Fox Searchlight stepped in for the third release and have demanded that it be made in ...

If I had created this, I would NEVER let them fuck this so royally as they're setting to do. If they recast it too, and lose Khabensky and all the others, then I'll be forced to annihilate all their firstborn sons. So it is written, so shall it be done.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=5858#Comment_5858 2007-12-07T06:35:03-08:00 2013-05-20T09:19:44-07:00 caiasward http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=186

When I worked at a software company in 2000, I approached my boss with a proposal for a social networking site allowing uploaded content, friending, etc. He promptly ignored it. Then we get ...

Then we get MySpace and Facebook, which held large elements of my initial proposal.

Bastard]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=5924#Comment_5924 2007-12-07T09:59:55-08:00 2007-12-07T10:00:17-08:00 matt d http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=262

Bubble Wrap. Anyone seen that episode of Red Dwarf? man, i wish i had invented the tension sheet.

Bubble Wrap. Anyone seen that episode of Red Dwarf?
man, i wish i had invented the tension sheet.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=5927#Comment_5927 2007-12-07T10:06:40-08:00 2013-05-20T09:19:44-07:00 harchangel http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=134

ALF just that character. i could seriously do without the ignoramoses that made up the family he raided. Love me some ALF

just that character. i could seriously do without the ignoramoses that made up the family he raided.

Love me some ALF]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=6108#Comment_6108 2007-12-07T19:15:06-08:00 2013-05-20T09:19:44-07:00 Kunundrum http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=275

I wish I came up masturbation. It would be sorta wierd to teach other people, but fuck it.

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=6111#Comment_6111 2007-12-07T19:22:25-08:00 2013-05-20T09:19:44-07:00 Adam http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=375

It is said that it was the Greeks that invented sex, but it was the Italians that introduced it to women. It WOULD be an awkward discussion to have, the first time... "Alright, see... I've ...

It WOULD be an awkward discussion to have, the first time... "Alright, see... I've got this idea. Its a little bit left-field, but bear with me here...."]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=6115#Comment_6115 2007-12-07T19:33:31-08:00 2013-05-20T09:19:44-07:00 Kunundrum http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=275

I wonder how hands on you would have to get...

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=6116#Comment_6116 2007-12-07T19:33:42-08:00 2007-12-07T19:34:03-08:00 Alan Tyson http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1299

John Constantine. Not so much for the royalties, but it would be kind of fun to meet him: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Constantine#Real-life_appearances

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=6389#Comment_6389 2007-12-08T15:53:10-08:00 2013-05-20T09:19:44-07:00 Parkaboy http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1455

Reese's, then I could have one when ever I wanted! None of this "buying" bullshit.

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=6395#Comment_6395 2007-12-08T16:05:53-08:00 2013-05-20T09:19:44-07:00 graphicartistx http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=525

The Tesla Coil. Pay me for almost every electronic device you have.

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=6492#Comment_6492 2007-12-08T23:59:06-08:00 2013-05-20T09:19:44-07:00 Dirk Deppey http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1465

Less things than characters -- I have a series of comics that I've been working on since I was nineteen years old, in which various characters were stand-ins for universal characteristics. In my ...

characters -- I have a series of comics that I've been working on since I was nineteen years old, in which various characters were stand-ins for universal characteristics. In my case, "Death" was a teenage goth girl and "Brutality" was a ghost who looked like Lee Marvin. Neil Gaiman and Garth Ennis, needless to say, have totally fucked my shit up. (Between Warren Ellis and the Japanese anime series Dennou Coil, my postulation of modern computing has been totally compromised as well, but fuck 'em, I'm using it anyway.)]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=6501#Comment_6501 2007-12-09T02:06:26-08:00 2013-05-20T09:19:44-07:00 frenchbloke http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=759

the interocitor

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=6596#Comment_6596 2007-12-09T15:56:01-08:00 2013-05-20T09:19:44-07:00 Ben http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=700

the interocitor Put the men's room in the tower, what was I thinking? I wish I had invented chocolate.

the interocitor

Put the men's room in the tower, what was I thinking?


I wish I had invented chocolate.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=6670#Comment_6670 2007-12-09T22:43:04-08:00 2013-05-20T09:19:44-07:00 Mark R http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=198

Silly Putty. Breath Assure. Apples.

Breath Assure.
Apples.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=6673#Comment_6673 2007-12-09T23:07:15-08:00 2013-05-20T09:19:44-07:00 Captain Legion http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1439

Skene's gland. The so-called "female prostate" named after Alexander Skene which produces an orgasm unique from that of clitoral stimulation. That's right ladies. Down and up and to ...

The so-called "female prostate" named after Alexander Skene which produces an orgasm unique from that of clitoral stimulation.

That's right ladies. Down and up and to the right inside of you, there's a bit named after a man. A man named "Skene."

I will no longer feel badly about referring to my dick or my rod or my Johnson without batting an eye.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=7524#Comment_7524 2007-12-13T00:11:34-08:00 2013-05-20T09:19:44-07:00 Necros http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1325

Porn That would have been awesome to invent...

That would have been awesome to invent...]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=202&Focus=7548#Comment_7548 2007-12-13T02:47:15-08:00 2013-05-20T09:19:44-07:00 roque http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=482

the fast-food ATM console, eliminating the middleman drive-thru guy fucking up my order at McDonalds (this way the machine can fuck it up for me)