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    • CommentAuthorPooka
    • CommentTimeDec 7th 2007
    I thought that me and my friends came up with 'tardfish...
    tardfish go MeeUHHhhHhhhh
    ya works better verbally than typed out...
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    Harry Potter, or Star Wars. Whichever.
    • CommentTimeDec 7th 2007
    Nochnoi Dozor. That was an awesome film. Then the end of Dnevnoi Dozor sucked balls, and rumour has it that Fox Searchlight stepped in for the third release and have demanded that it be made in America, with American producers, engineers, camerapeople, and so forth.

    If I had created this, I would NEVER let them fuck this so royally as they're setting to do. If they recast it too, and lose Khabensky and all the others, then I'll be forced to annihilate all their firstborn sons. So it is written, so shall it be done.
    • CommentAuthorcaiasward
    • CommentTimeDec 7th 2007
    When I worked at a software company in 2000, I approached my boss with a proposal for a social networking site allowing uploaded content, friending, etc. He promptly ignored it.

    Then we get MySpace and Facebook, which held large elements of my initial proposal.

    • CommentAuthormatt d
    • CommentTimeDec 7th 2007 edited
    Bubble Wrap. Anyone seen that episode of Red Dwarf?

    man, i wish i had invented the tension sheet.
  2.  (202.6)

    just that character. i could seriously do without the ignoramoses that made up the family he raided.

    Love me some ALF
    • CommentAuthorKunundrum
    • CommentTimeDec 7th 2007
    I wish I came up masturbation. It would be sorta wierd to teach other people, but fuck it.
    • CommentTimeDec 7th 2007
    It is said that it was the Greeks that invented sex, but it was the Italians that introduced it to women.

    It WOULD be an awkward discussion to have, the first time... "Alright, see... I've got this idea. Its a little bit left-field, but bear with me here...."
    • CommentAuthorKunundrum
    • CommentTimeDec 7th 2007
    I wonder how hands on you would have to get...
      CommentAuthorAlan Tyson
    • CommentTimeDec 7th 2007 edited
    John Constantine. Not so much for the royalties, but it would be kind of fun to meet him:
    • CommentTimeDec 8th 2007
    Reese's, then I could have one when ever I wanted! None of this "buying" bullshit.
  3.  (202.12)
    The Tesla Coil. Pay me for almost every electronic device you have.
  4.  (202.13)
    Less things than characters -- I have a series of comics that I've been working on since I was nineteen years old, in which various characters were stand-ins for universal characteristics. In my case, "Death" was a teenage goth girl and "Brutality" was a ghost who looked like Lee Marvin. Neil Gaiman and Garth Ennis, needless to say, have totally fucked my shit up. (Between Warren Ellis and the Japanese anime series Dennou Coil, my postulation of modern computing has been totally compromised as well, but fuck 'em, I'm using it anyway.)
  5.  (202.14)
    the interocitor
    • CommentTimeDec 9th 2007
    the interocitor

    Put the men's room in the tower, what was I thinking?

    I wish I had invented chocolate.
    • CommentAuthorMark R
    • CommentTimeDec 9th 2007
    Silly Putty.
    Breath Assure.
  6.  (202.17)
    Skene's gland.

    The so-called "female prostate" named after Alexander Skene which produces an orgasm unique from that of clitoral stimulation.

    That's right ladies. Down and up and to the right inside of you, there's a bit named after a man. A man named "Skene."

    I will no longer feel badly about referring to my dick or my rod or my Johnson without batting an eye.
    • CommentAuthorNecros
    • CommentTimeDec 13th 2007

    That would have been awesome to invent...
    • CommentTimeDec 13th 2007
    the fast-food ATM console, eliminating the middleman drive-thru guy fucking up my order at McDonalds (this way the machine can fuck it up for me)

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