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London Zoo: I Love Dick Cheney

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    I mean, don't get me wrong. He's as close to Pure Evil Lizard Scumfuck as you're likely to get and I hate what he's done to my country. THAT BEING SAID...his political bitchslaps are a true thing of beauty, and despite my best efforts to resist, they often bring a warmth to my diseased heart.

    These are his comments on the Democratic Congressional Leadership:
    Murtha “and the other senior leaders … march to the tune of Nancy Pelosi to an extent I had not seen, frankly, with any previous speaker,” Cheney said. “I’m trying to think how to say all of this in a gentlemanly fashion, but [in] the Congress I served in, that wouldn’t have happened.”

    But his implication was clear: When asked if these men had lost their spines, he responded, “They are not carrying the big sticks I would have expected.”

    It's just...it's just so PURE that it's hard not to have some twisted form of respect for the bastard.
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    He seems to have forgotten the group-think Republicans before this 109th Congress...
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    His comments aren't meant to reflect reality. He's just calling Murtha dickless for obeying a woman.
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      CommentAuthorJohn Smith
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2007
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    Cheney and Co. are finally, seven years in, figuring out how to deal with his bad press-- making fun of it. Note Lynn Cheney bringing a Darth Vader doll to the Daily Show as well as President Bush's Vader crack over Halloween.
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    I could think of many worse things than "obeying a woman". Mistaking your friend for a pheasant, for one. Shooting said friend in the face, for two.
    • CommentAuthorcaiasward
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2007
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    I could think of many worse things than "obeying a woman". Mistaking your friend for a pheasant, for one. Shooting said friend in the face, for two.


    "Damn bitch had it coming, he owed me money. Lucky I didn't cuts him...."
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    Dick "50 Cent Defense Budget" Cheney has a nice ring to it...
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    I think Barack Obama beat Cheney's comment.

    Referring to a report about Iran's stopping nuclear weapons research in 2003 that Bush claims not to have known about until this week (even through EVERYONE else knew months ago)
    And Sen. Barack Obama, D-Illinois, told the same forum that Bush "continues to not let facts get in the way of his ideology."

    http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/12/04/bush.iran/index.html?iref=newssearch
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    And Sen. Barack Obama, D-Illinois, told the same forum that Bush "continues to not let facts get in the way of his ideology."


    Thank God for the 08 elections. It's forcing Washington Dems to actually play ball.
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      CommentAuthorJay Kay
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2007
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    Pure Evil Lizard Scumfuck


    Good God, that's, like, almost the perfect way of describing him. I prefer Priestess Bitch to the Cthlulu, though.
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    I think the dude is aptly named as it is...
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      CommentAuthorJay Kay
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2007
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    I think the dude is aptly named as it is...


    Possibly. I just like the word "Cthlulu." Though now that I mention it, I wonder if even the Old Ones would not tremble when Cheney, at age 358, finally enters the Great Beyond...
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    He'll live longer than Methusela, I bet...Evil never dies, man. Evil never dies...:P
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    I'm having a time out until I can learn some manners.
    Dick Cheney IS the man, anyone watch him walk all over Edwards at the last VP Debate? Then there was the time when he told someone on the senate floor to "Fuck Off" (or something close) when being called out about haliburton.

    He's like the old racist grandpa who shits himself at the dinner table but all you can do about it is laugh.
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    He's like the old racist grandpa who shits himself at the dinner table but all you can do about it is laugh.


    ... because grandpa knows people and can have you killed without even cleaning the shit out of his pants.
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    They can't lick our Dick.

    Or, unfortunately, impeach the fucking swine.
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      CommentAuthorRandy74
    • CommentTimeDec 13th 2007 edited
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    Sorry, but his totalitarian swagger and haliburton capital gains make me wanna see him charged for war profiteering and tried for treason. Then theres the New Orleans resident that told Cheney to "Fuck Off" and was promptly arrested for doing the same thing he did.
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    Dick Cheney is a monster, obviously. But there was something beautiful in the way he skewered John Edwards in the VP debates last time around. He was lying, and he knew he was lying, but he was lying with such complete, diabolical, vicious conviction that Edwards just fell apart before it.
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      CommentAuthorUnsub
    • CommentTimeDec 13th 2007
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    I'm having a time out until I can learn some manners.
    He is a real supervillian. No question he is worse than Lex Luthor ,Doc Doom etc. The guy he shot in the face apologized for causing him so much trouble.
    He is america's Beria.
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      CommentAuthorRandy74
    • CommentTimeDec 13th 2007 edited
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    Edwards is just as sneaky....im not fooled by his southern charm schtick.

    Has everyone heard the news of his converstaion with Hillary caught on an open mic?, with the two of them colluding to exclude other potential candidates from future debates to limit discourse obviously.

    Kuccinch was on Hardball talking about it, the have the transcript everywhere now..the best part is the spin immmediately thrown out by Edwards campaign about the matter..truly straight out of the 1984 Newspeak handbook.

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