I was told to dress up for a burlesque party and then we ended up just drinking in the flat all night. Also all my hair has gone, goodbye long girly hair...
@ Harlotbug3: I'm going to start sending your picture to my enemies as a threat.
"If you don't pay up soon, I'm going to send my friend round. Here is a picture of him. He won't actually physically harm you, but no matter how many showers you have, I think you'll find the "stain" will never come out. Sweet dreams."