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  1.  (21.1)
    Actually, that is amusing as hell.
    • CommentTimeNov 28th 2007
    I think this is inherently where I belong...put me behind the bars now. I could use a drink after that costume shot...
  2.  (21.3)
    I know who took the cows

    Aliens steel cows with tractor beams!
  3.  (21.4)
    And replaced them with Blood thirsty vengeance seeking man eaters?
    • CommentTimeNov 29th 2007
    London Zoo has cows. It has a whole little section devoted to farm animals. I met Tim Booth of James at London Zoo. He isn't a cow though...
  4.  (21.6)
    Everytime I see a split tongue thing I think, "I want that."

    It's a pesky little voice that just twitters.

    Not so keen on the split penis side of things.

    • CommentAuthorjensen5
    • CommentTimeDec 1st 2007
    turing; that's funny as hell.

    axel of evil; that is also funny as hell.

    I once saw an ape vomit into his hand and then proceed to eat it off.
    • CommentTimeDec 1st 2007
    Turing : That is hilarious.

    Videocrime : That is hot as hell.

    Damnit. Now I have to convince my girlfriend to split her tongue.

    Maybe if I split my penis first. Hang on, let me get a chisel.
    • CommentTimeDec 3rd 2007
    All [zoos] actually offer to the public in return for the taxes spent upon them is a form of idle and witless amusement, compared to which a visit to a penitentiary, or even to a State legislature in session, is informing, stimulating and ennobling.
    H. L. Mencken
    US editor (1880 - 1956)

    read this and thought you people might get a laugh
  5.  (21.10)
    Yeah in DC people are rude to the apes. Its kind of sad.

    they should run the country better... ahahahaha... ha.... huh?
  6.  (21.11)
    Calling American Politicians "apes" is disgraceful to primates everywhere.
  7.  (21.12)
    I retract my statement and apologise profusly to the ape community.

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