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    Best Famous Last Words ever?

    "They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist—"

    Killed in battle during the US Civil War.

    General John Sedgwick, Union Commander, d. 1864
    • CommentTimeDec 7th 2007
    I'm having a time out until I can learn some manners.
    "Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe."

    - Frank Zappa
    • CommentTimeDec 7th 2007
    Greasy filthy hand jobs in truckstop restrooms
    Hot carling, all over the place ( )
    Hot Carling, ( )
    I turned that into a verb, i hope you apreciate it
    Carling, Hot Carling Academy, its a school where you go to learn how to buttfuck
    They dont have blowjobs there because they are uncircumsized
    And that is just disgusting so they have to buttfuck
    Which is also disgusting because that extra forskin traps all the germs
    And the poop, and the buttfucking residue within
    And that is why british people have bad teeth, amen.

    Deftones - the end of Pink Cellphone off of Saturday Night Wrists.

    I was just kind of listening to it on the train this morning and went "wait.. wtf did she just say?"
    • CommentTimeDec 7th 2007
    ... I must listen to this song
    • CommentTimeDec 7th 2007
    "The sky is the sky, and people are people, wherever you go" -- Jubei Kibagami

    That one really stuck with me, as soon as I heard it. All the bigotry and racial stereotyping in the world really does come from people who don't BOTHER going anywhere to find the truth of their statements...
    • CommentTimeDec 7th 2007
    @ Vespers

    Yar. It's all spoken, but it's just ridiculous.
    • CommentAuthorpi8you
    • CommentTimeDec 7th 2007
    My personal favorite, found the morning after winning the election:

    "Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat."
    --Jesse, "The Body," Ventura, during wrestling career

    I love my state.
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    "Maybe this world is another planets hell."
    Aldus Huxley

    "Truth and justice are like love and fucking, they are cousins of the most tenuous relation."
    Metal Cowboy
    • CommentTimeDec 7th 2007
    "Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."
    -Spike Milligan
    • CommentAuthoralliterator
    • CommentTimeDec 7th 2007 edited
    "Cat: A soft indestructible automaton provided by Nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle."
    - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

    "We are here and it is now: further than that, all human knowledge is moonshine."
    - H. L. Mencken, A Mencken Chrestomathy.

    "Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese."
    - G. K. Chesterton
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    "I beg to differ. Want to here my cheese limerick?"

    • CommentAuthorStefanJ
    • CommentTimeDec 7th 2007
    "The greatest advances in civilization are processes which all but wreck the societies in which they occur." -- A.N. Whitehead
    • CommentTimeDec 8th 2007
    At the risk of sounding like a man who should be put away in a nice quiet place where no sharp instruments are to be found, let me assure you that I have become so confident of the existence of a spirit plane that coexists right beside ours -- an Elsewhere if you will -- that I rarely ever think about it any more. It's just part of ordinary reality. And, no, none of us is ever truly alone. This can be harder on the ghosts than on us.

    --William Peter Blatty
    • CommentTimeDec 8th 2007
    Steve aylett is the most quotable I find:

    "Ideas are self-replenishing, like snot"

    "A sniper is like a genius - it’s not enough to be one, you have to be one at something"

    "How many times does a man have to shave before his chin gets the message?"

    "The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice"

    "dreams always end before you kill the last person"

    and many more...
    • CommentTimeDec 8th 2007
    "I can't do nuttin' for ya man, Flavor Flav got problems of his own"
    Flavor Flav
    • CommentTimeDec 8th 2007
    "There once was a man from Nantucket - I am that man" - unknown
    • CommentAuthorjona
    • CommentTimeDec 8th 2007
    People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of
    thought which they seldom use.
    -- Soren Kierkegaard
    • CommentTimeDec 8th 2007
    "Experience is a comb that life gives to you when you've become bald."
    - Bernard Blier.
    • CommentAuthorSolario
    • CommentTimeDec 8th 2007 edited
    "First time I had read the Bible,
    it had struck me as unwitty.
    I think that it might start the rumour
    that the Lord ain't got no humour."

    -"Supertheory of Supereverything" Eugene Hutz, Gogol Bordello.
    • CommentTimeDec 8th 2007
    "Books will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no books."

    Words to live by.

    As for Warren's Lovecraftian quote, sometimes I do the Lurid Happy Dance, but more often I do the Vicious Spite Jig.

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