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    • CommentTimeDec 10th 2007 edited
    Just wanted to draw to everyone's attention the total awesomeness that is the MACHINE GIRL trailer. It's a crazed Japanese action/gory flick due out sometime in 2008. Thank god I have a region-free DVD player.

    Machine Girl, in all her glory!
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    After watching that trailer, I am now unable to do basic math. Thank God for Asian cinema.

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    You had me at Yakuza and Flying Guillotine...
    • CommentAuthorMark R
    • CommentTimeDec 10th 2007
    To answer the question of the topic title...

      CommentAuthorJay Kay
    • CommentTimeDec 10th 2007
    If there is a just and loving God, then that is real and it's coming to the States soon.
    • CommentTimeDec 10th 2007
    OMG, I think I just fell in love a little bit.

    Damn, I cannot wait to get that DVD.
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    @DarkKnightJRK: Thanks to the internet and/or region-free DVD players, everything is coming to the States soon.

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    Nothing could possibly live up to the promise of that trailer. It had me sold at "Japanese schoolgirl with a gatling-gun arm." Actually watching the movie could even be a let-down.
    • CommentTimeDec 10th 2007
    hemlock_martini, That's just what I was thinking. My expectations are unrealistically high right now.

    It's like the writer saw Rose McGowan's character in Planet Terror (or maybe Evil Dead's Ash) and said "I can do a lot better than that!"
    • CommentAuthormunin218
    • CommentTimeDec 10th 2007
    Ok, now i want a "drill-bra".......
    • CommentAuthorStefanJ
    • CommentTimeDec 10th 2007
    Sweet Jesus . . .

    You know, this would be a perfect thing to splice into GRINDHOUSE 2. Just buy the rights and dub it badly and it would be ready to go.
    • CommentAuthorcragum
    • CommentTimeDec 10th 2007
    that trailer made my day like my day hasn't been made since the last time i watched that trailer.
    so yes. greatest trailer ever.
    • CommentAuthoraragszxki
    • CommentTimeDec 10th 2007
    before reading this all i wanted was a tattoo on my chest. now i realize that a micro-technodrome-drill-bra would suit me so much better.
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    I thought nothing could top Ichi the Killer. Looks like I'm probably wrong XD
      CommentAuthorJoe Paoli
    • CommentTimeDec 11th 2007
    It's... it's like they took all the awesome in the world and poured it into that trailer.
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    But it's so weird and bloody and gross and everything...

    Hahahhahaa... WANT.
    • CommentTimeDec 11th 2007
    Nice, I had to use the yakuza method the other day while barrowing change off the street. Looks good, Asian cinema is kicking American cinema's ass.
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    What, none of you read
    • CommentAuthorpi8you
    • CommentTimeDec 11th 2007
    I do, anyhow, and laughed my ass off about it last night. Then I had to check IMDB to make sure it was a real movie. And it is. Awesome.
    • CommentTimeDec 11th 2007
    I saw it on ectomo, thn on warren's site, and now I'm glad to see theres a discussion about it. I don't even have breasts and I want a drill-bra!