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1. •  
     CommentAuthorSarpedon
   • CommentTimeJul 8th 2008

    (2893.41)

   Heath Ledger saw this script then offed himself in shame.

   
   I guess no one can talk about that movie without mentioning the Heath Ledger suicide, I think that response wasted the opening though. I want to take a survey of people at the theater and see what percentage puts down "morbid curiosity" as a motivating factor in seeing the film.
2. • CommentAuthorZeebo
   • CommentTimeJul 8th 2008

    (2893.42)
   "Here, let me try. My dad used to fix experimental military engines in his spare time."
   
   Dollars to donuts says she also knows Kung Fu.
3. • CommentAuthorTechnocratJT
   • CommentTimeJul 9th 2008 edited

    (2893.43)

   I guess no one can talk about that movie without mentioning the Heath Ledger suicide

   
   
   I think its rather more problematic people still think there was one.
   
   The coroner says it was accidental, resulting from an unfortunate confluence of legal prescription medication taken without regard to interaction or safe dosage when combined. Perpetuating the idea it was a suicide when evidence says accident seems ill considered.
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     CommentAuthortim12s
   • CommentTimeJul 9th 2008

    (2893.44)

   Dollars to donuts says she also knows Kung Fu.

   
   
   Hey -- EXPERIMENTAL MILITARY Kung Fu.
5. •  
     CommentAuthorJamesMacDonald
   • CommentTimeJul 9th 2008

    (2893.45)
   Unfortunately most people are more interested in some juicy gossip than a sad truth, the coroner's report got very little press compared to the death itself. Well, at least here it did.
   
   As an aside, morbid curiosity will NOT be the reason my ass fills a seat for Dark Knight.
6. •  
     CommentAuthorPyD
   • CommentTimeJul 9th 2008

    (2893.46)
   In this movie Steven Segal must play Ra's Al Ghul.
7. •  
     CommentAuthorSteve
   • CommentTimeJul 9th 2008

    (2893.47)

   Hey -- EXPERIMENTAL MILITARY Kung Fu.

   
   I want to know experimental military kung fu. That sounds wicked cool.
   (I don't normally use the word wicked, but it seemed the appropriate adverb for the sentence.)
8. •  
     CommentAuthorEgon
   • CommentTimeJul 9th 2008

    (2893.48)
   I'm sure Michael Bay would have worked in a way to kill Heath Ledger.
9. •  
     CommentAuthorthekamisama
   • CommentTimeJul 9th 2008

    (2893.49)
   Bay would just replace Ledger with CGI in the next one.
   
   And he would turn into his own high explosive chucking Jokermobile!
   
   And Batman would have a huge mecha, with flames painted on it!
10. •  
      CommentAuthorAlastair
    • CommentTimeJul 9th 2008

     (2893.50)
    nah just the jokerzepplin and the batzooka
11. •  
      CommentAuthoraike
    • CommentTimeJul 9th 2008

     (2893.51)
    I never thought I would find someone lower on the quality scale than Uwe Boll... but after reading the script and concluding that it is actually sounds like something Bay would write, I am beginning to wonder.
    
    Could we have a Bay/Boll co-production of Grand Theft Auto: The Movie?
    
    Please?