I'm having a time out until I can learn some manners.
It seems unfair to make him go cold turkey ,they should at least give him the patch. Or let him smoke. What the hell ,it is none of my business. Maybe the other nonsmoking monkeys complained?
I would suggest the pill that is suppose to help you quit, but apparently it has been linked to insanity. Wouldn't want the poor chimp to commit suicide.
At the Cleveland Metroparks Zoo in Ohio, you could throw lit cigarettes onto the monkey island thing, and they would run up, grab them, and smoke them. They would also eat pennies. I haven't been in years, and you can't smoke there now anyways. What wonderful times we had watching the monkeys smoke like our parents did.