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      CommentAuthorScribe
    • CommentTimeDec 14th 2007 edited
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    The South African Zoo has a chimp with a habit, and apparently he acts like a high school teenager.

    "he acts like a naughty schoolboy" and hides his cigarettes when his handlers happen by. So now the zoo has to help a monkey go cold turkey...

    http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/04/21/eveningnews/main690053.shtml
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    I'm having a time out until I can learn some manners.
    I'm not sure what video is funnier, the monky smoking a cigarette, or the one where the monkey drinks his own piss.
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      CommentAuthorUnsub
    • CommentTimeDec 15th 2007
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    I'm having a time out until I can learn some manners.
    It seems unfair to make him go cold turkey ,they should at least give him the patch.
    Or let him smoke. What the hell ,it is none of my business. Maybe the other nonsmoking monkeys complained?
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      CommentAuthorScribe
    • CommentTimeDec 15th 2007
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    I would suggest the pill that is suppose to help you quit, but apparently it has been linked to insanity. Wouldn't want the poor chimp to commit suicide.
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      CommentAuthorAlan Tyson
    • CommentTimeDec 15th 2007
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    I'm kinda curious what he's using to light the damn things, unless they're tossing him Bics, too.
    • CommentAuthorKunundrum
    • CommentTimeDec 15th 2007
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    At the Cleveland Metroparks Zoo in Ohio, you could throw lit cigarettes onto the monkey island thing, and they would run up, grab them, and smoke them. They would also eat pennies. I haven't been in years, and you can't smoke there now anyways. What wonderful times we had watching the monkeys smoke like our parents did.
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    Take THAT, creationists! Darwin rules!

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