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    Female monkeys may shout during sex to help their male partners climax, research now reveals.

    Without these yells, male Barbary macaques (Macaca sylvanus) almost never ejaculated, scientists found.

    Female monkeys often utter loud, distinctive calls before, during or after sex. Their exact function, if any, has remained heavily debated.

    > Live Science

    Jesus, so that's how I do it every night.
    • CommentAuthorLyons
    • CommentTimeDec 20th 2007
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    See, I think the better question is: "why don't more humans scream during sex"? As far as I'm concerned, if there isn't screaming, the job hasn't been done.

    Learn from the monkeys!
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      CommentAuthorFerburton
    • CommentTimeDec 20th 2007
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    I know I cum when a monkey screams at me.
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      CommentAuthorbabymole
    • CommentTimeDec 20th 2007
     (362.4)
    @Ferburton

    ...Damn, I was going to use that line...
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      CommentAuthorSarpedon
    • CommentTimeDec 20th 2007
     (362.5)
    Counting monkey pelvic thrusts is admittedly "quite weird, but it's science,"

    sure...just keep writing those grant proposals, counting monkey thrusts and hoping you still have a job when you wake up in the morning.
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      CommentAuthorUnsub
    • CommentTimeDec 20th 2007
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    I'm having a time out until I can learn some manners.
    Science is fun.
    • CommentAuthorKosmopolit
    • CommentTimeDec 20th 2007
     (362.7)
    "...Damn, I was going to use that line..."

    You could always go with "Hey, if you'd ever had sex with a monkey you'd get it."
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    Female monkeys may shout during sex to help their male partners climax, research now reveals.

    Without these yells, male Barbary macaques (Macaca sylvanus) almost never ejaculated, scientists found.



    Lets not beat around the bush (pun intended): female monkey's are faking orgasms.
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    Good, now I know everything I need to know to bang a female monkey.
    • CommentAuthorpygmy
    • CommentTimeDec 24th 2007
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    Hm. Perhaps my man-thing is a Barbary macaque, then. Previously, I just thought he was some sort of 7-foot mutated muppet.
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      CommentAuthorcarney
    • CommentTimeDec 25th 2007
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    Yeah the shouting is kinda like the head twitch when I'm pissing I don't finish till I twitch.
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    "Fuck me, fuck me! Deeper!"

    Yeah, it's a primate thing.
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      CommentAuthorScribe
    • CommentTimeDec 30th 2007
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    They scream so they claim to have a headache the next night.
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      CommentAuthorJay Kay
    • CommentTimeDec 31st 2007
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    They scream so they claim to have a headache the next night.


    *ba-da-dum-tish*

    Seriously, shit like this just makes me love science. :D

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