@Theremina Well, it looks fabulous! And I love love love your key choker.
This photo is crap. Also, I have no lighting. Also also, one-armed pushups are very silly and not really all that good for you.
But I was all grumped up and trying to do some campy macho posing, and thought this end result was at least amusing enough to share.
Some delivery guy basically refused to give me my package because he needed help taking it up the stairs, and assessed me as obviously too feeble to help. I'm not saying I have Herculean strength, but if the package is okay for one man - who was shorter than me and not all that built - to carry on flat ground, then I'm quite confident I can provide adequate additional support to take it up a couple flights of stairs.
What an asshole.
I know this tantrum is quite irrelevant, but my birthday is minutes away so I'm hoping that will earn me some indulgence. Smooches to you, Whitechapel!