2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/ Lussumo Vanilla & Feed Publisher http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89199#Comment_89199 2008-10-03T04:07:45-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 Ariana http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1

It's a Very Special Friday, and a cautionary tale -- I have it on good authority that this sort of thing happens all the time. And since I know some of you are probably going to tailspin into ...

this sort of thing happens all the time.

And since I know some of you are probably going to tailspin into stories of what you've stuck your bits into and lived to tell the tale: I'll give extra credit to anyone that tells me how their week went without using the words festering, mange, or cockrot.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89201#Comment_89201 2008-10-03T04:22:37-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 Atrian http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4642

Hmm.. I teach swimming to kids so.. Monday: kids didn't drown, didn't kill eachother Tuesday: kids didn't drown, I didn't kill them (some of them I wanted to) Wednesday: kids didn't drown, wanted ...

Monday: kids didn't drown, didn't kill eachother
Tuesday: kids didn't drown, I didn't kill them (some of them I wanted to)
Wednesday: kids didn't drown, wanted to drown stupid school teacher who brought them
Thursday: kids didn't drown, wanted to hump my line manager who told me that the school I was meant to teach today wasn't coming
Today: It's gone midday and I'm still not dressed. Bliss.


... no mange, festering or cockrot here.
Do I win?]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89205#Comment_89205 2008-10-03T04:31:13-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 straycat264 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=3880

Well - it was worth having a week of no FreakAngels to read that 'Obituary'. Is it callous of me to be laughing so much at another man's illness? Get Well Soon, Paul...

Get Well Soon, Paul...]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89211#Comment_89211 2008-10-03T04:59:28-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 Spiraltwist http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=426

Paul, I hope your body mounts a proper immune response to whatever sickness you've picked up. That said, whatever you do have, make sure it's clear of your system before you come to Texas - I don't ...

As for me, this week has been a sleepless one.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89212#Comment_89212 2008-10-03T05:01:18-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 -Sam- http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4293

It sounds like man flu.........it kills you know

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89215#Comment_89215 2008-10-03T05:33:22-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 Fauxhammer http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=27

Maybe it's lupus.

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89218#Comment_89218 2008-10-03T05:46:42-07:00 2008-10-03T05:47:22-07:00 PyD http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2717

This morning I finally caved and went to the doctor about my festering cockrot insomnia and got some drugs on a weekly refill. Am now SHATTERED, need a good night after the 9 finish tonight if I'm ...

festering cockrot insomnia and got some drugs on a weekly refill.
Am now SHATTERED, need a good night after the 9 finish tonight if I'm to make it through work tomorrow in a state ready to greet my da who's popping over for the night to help me box up and organise the tip my flat has become int he last 3 weeks.

GWS Paul, we love your oh so purty pic-a-tures]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89219#Comment_89219 2008-10-03T05:58:41-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 ScottS http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=370

Fauxhammer it's never lupus.

it's never lupus.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89221#Comment_89221 2008-10-03T06:09:20-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 Kradlum http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=3664

Noooooooooo!!!! All week I kept thinking it was Friday. Now it is Friday and I'm too tired to remember what day it is. I just remembered to check and there's no FreakAngels! Hope you're feeling ...

All week I kept thinking it was Friday. Now it is Friday and I'm too tired to remember what day it is. I just remembered to check and there's no FreakAngels! Hope you're feeling better soon Paul, but I also hope you're heating up your own chicken soup because I'm missing my weekly Spider Moon fix.

This week we spent 4 hours on the labour ward on Monday hoping that the baby wasn't going to make an early appearance, which he didn't. Tuesday we went to see Spamalot, which almost induced hysterical labour. Tomorrow we're going to buy a crib so we are at least mostly ready.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89222#Comment_89222 2008-10-03T06:10:55-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 rickiep00h http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2930

As I said on twitter, I'm glad Paul called in "sick" and not "tired." I've known of occasions where people have actually done that, and its not pretty. Imagine how vicious Warren ...

Otherwise, the week has been something akin to the following: stressing about where we want to live when we move to Indiana. Some same ol', same ol'. Watched the debate. Found out my wife's been getting sexually harassed at work. Had the new Magic set come out. Exciting times, indeed.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89227#Comment_89227 2008-10-03T06:33:59-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 Jay Kay http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=814

Woah, in my sleep-addled condition, I thought Warren was serious about Paul being dead from the diesese rampanging on his genitalia. As for me, busy just about covers it--studied for two tests and ...

As for me, busy just about covers it--studied for two tests and wrote three papers. I pray for this afternoon, so that I may whack myself on the head with a frying pan and actually get a decent night's sleep.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89230#Comment_89230 2008-10-03T07:06:34-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 Peter Kelly http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=3000

brilliant! Good week, other then the new kitty keeping me up all night a couple of time (Older cast HATES new kitty...though she'd be over it by now, but four months its still pretty brutal) Did ...

Good week, other then the new kitty keeping me up all night a couple of time (Older cast HATES new kitty...though she'd be over it by now, but four months its still pretty brutal)
Did a series promo/parody videos that went online this week, and so far the response has been great, so work is good.

Paul, hop you feel better soon.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89231#Comment_89231 2008-10-03T07:08:25-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 Professor Imagine http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4110

fuck.

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89233#Comment_89233 2008-10-03T07:12:31-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 twitch_ramirez http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2478

do well and get better paul. i am dealing with my elderly mother being in the hospital this week as i get ready for my operation next wednesday. life sometimes becomes complex.

i am dealing with my elderly mother being in the hospital this week as i get ready for my operation next wednesday. life sometimes becomes complex.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89236#Comment_89236 2008-10-03T07:30:50-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 trini_naenae http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=183

Paul, I hope you get better soon! Some tea and soup in the meantime? Apparently it's supposed to rain tonight. It hasn't rained in Fresno since... May sometime (I think). Hopefully nothing ...

Apparently it's supposed to rain tonight. It hasn't rained in Fresno since... May sometime (I think). Hopefully nothing floods and I don't have to roll my eyes at the locals who claim it's "storming" when it's simply not drizzling. The people here are total wusses about rain. (And their planning in regards to it often is crap. (Sorry but when you grew up in a place with rain forests, you just can't help but roll your eyes at people who are like "omg it's storming" when it's barely past drizzling.)

Um yeah.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89241#Comment_89241 2008-10-03T07:53:01-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 razrangel http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2075

Is it really the weekend if there is no Freakangels? It'll be a poor one then. Get better, Paul. I'm bleeding heavily. But you know, it happens. (What? Only the menfolk are allowed to mention ...

I'm bleeding heavily. But you know, it happens. (What? Only the menfolk are allowed to mention gross bodily functions?) Anyway, have to go and do the scary, needful things - asking Important, Powerful and Classy people for a job - regardless.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89244#Comment_89244 2008-10-03T07:56:31-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 rickiep00h http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2930

@trini I'm waiting for the move to Fort Wayne, IN, where the record snowfall is 12" in a 24-hour period. We get that on a regular basis in Fargo. I've been told that they normally get an inch ...

I'm waiting for the move to Fort Wayne, IN, where the record snowfall is 12" in a 24-hour period. We get that on a regular basis in Fargo. I've been told that they normally get an inch or two at a time and that it's usually gone in a day or two. We average 72" a winter and it stays the whole season.

It will be like paradise. I assume I'll be the only one who knows how to drive on ice, so maybe, just maybe, we'll get a new car because some asshole ran into ours.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89246#Comment_89246 2008-10-03T07:58:00-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 SilentObjector http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2587

Oh man I took a look at the front page and at first (I don't read so well after a long week full of festering cockrot) I thought it said FreakAngels was over. I was like "OH GOD NO" but ...

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89247#Comment_89247 2008-10-03T08:00:44-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 diello http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=3575

It's my fault. I heard Paul was too sick to deliver today, so I accidentally hated him to death. I do hope he gets better, though. Perhaps I caught my cold from him, and that's his seething ...

Also, this is a far better obituary than I ever got. Mine involved me being pregnant and without a head. It took me several hours to realize that my friend had named a pet rat after me. Don't know if she ever found the head.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89248#Comment_89248 2008-10-03T08:05:26-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 cjstevens http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1610

Fucking virus's and disease's and infections and germs and bacteria, invisible bastards, making it No Freakangels Friday. Come on phagocytes, macrophages and neutrophils, it's time to kick some ...

GWS Paul.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89251#Comment_89251 2008-10-03T08:16:38-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 Verissimus http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=3379

Festeri...oh wait. mmmmm... No this isn't going to work.

mmmmm...

No this isn't going to work.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89252#Comment_89252 2008-10-03T08:31:02-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 Oddcult http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=214

Yesterday I had my nutsack sliced open. Really - inguinal hernia repair. They stitched a load of mesh to my insides, then sewed me back up. Today I have the strongest painkillers known to man, ...

Really - inguinal hernia repair. They stitched a load of mesh to my insides, then sewed me back up.

Today I have the strongest painkillers known to man, and they STILL aren't taking the edge off.

For many reasons, I'm sure you're glad you're not me. Now there's an extra special one.

Although, I did have a quite cute nurse shave my balls. That was... interesting.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89259#Comment_89259 2008-10-03T08:55:15-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 orwellseyes http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2119

Yesterday I had my nutsack sliced open. Good morning to you too. Flyfucking and testicle exploratory. I knew there was a reason I loved Freakangels and Whitechapel so very much.

Yesterday I had my nutsack sliced open.

Good morning to you too.

Flyfucking and testicle exploratory. I knew there was a reason I loved Freakangels and Whitechapel so very much.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89260#Comment_89260 2008-10-03T08:59:09-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 Indigo Rose http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4487

Glad my illness is of the upper respiratory kind and not anything like Paul's. My partner and I both got it, along with most of the people at our workplaces, so that's been my week. The highlight ...

My partner and I both got it, along with most of the people at our workplaces, so that's been my week. The highlight was getting to decorate the store's front windows with cobwebs as realistically as possible. I love Halloween.

Get well soon Paul.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89265#Comment_89265 2008-10-03T09:13:19-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 WaxPoetic http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1809

I love you all so very much... today will crawl out of its current pit of stupid with farts, i can tell, i will be difficult, there will be joy in the land followed by appetizers... best wishes ...

today will crawl out of its current pit of stupid with farts, i can tell, i will be difficult, there will be joy in the land followed by appetizers...

best wishes to Paul for a speedy recovery, thanks to Warren for that delicious disease idea, kudos to Ariana for encouraging our word-spew in this thread...]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89268#Comment_89268 2008-10-03T09:17:56-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 Miranda's Eyes http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1443

So sorry to hear you're ill Paul. Take care of yourself and get better, okay? As for my week, it was pretty much a mental health week as far as Election Season was concerned. One charming if ...

As for my week, it was pretty much a mental health week as far as Election Season was concerned. One charming if slight teen romance movie, one puzzling mash-up of old sci-fi films, and a check of the wallet to see if I could afford to watch a film about a woman with seven vaginas, and I should be ready for the final push.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89273#Comment_89273 2008-10-03T09:32:08-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 filidhe http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1101

I'm ill, upper respiratory infection (I've had a lower respiratory infection, also known as Pneumonia and I almost died. Now every time I get sick I am afraid of a relapse.) Not dying yet. and no ...

I actually started writing in the wee hours of the morning. first new thing in... well how old do coons get, anyway? So for all the head-throbbing, gross green goo snuffling, scary wracking unending cough, weirdly enlightening feverishness, I'm better than I was yesterday. Won't be going to the community centre for a hot tub soak this evening, which embodies much sad for me.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89278#Comment_89278 2008-10-03T09:44:42-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 Jo http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=614

I've had my plague for the year, and went through it in my usual speedy, painful, and feverish fashion. Got sick Friday morning, was all done by the time I woke up on Monday. Pathetic and unappealing ...

Paul, I hope you send the microbes packing without too much more trouble.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89279#Comment_89279 2008-10-03T09:52:12-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 Rootfireember http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1551

Get well soon, Paul.

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89293#Comment_89293 2008-10-03T10:46:35-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 mister hex http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4411

I'm fear I'm now going to use festering, mange and cockrot in everything I say for the next week. Which will mean interesting looks from the lady at the unemployment office and my parish priest. Or ...

Seriously, I'd love my obituary to look like that.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89304#Comment_89304 2008-10-03T11:31:45-07:00 2008-10-03T11:32:51-07:00 Will Ellwood http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2556

I'm currently a hacking, weezing wreck. On Wednesday I helped my former uni's climbing society run it's freshers event. Fifty people turned up wanting to learn how to climb. The new climbing ...

On Wednesday I helped my former uni's climbing society run it's freshers event.
Fifty people turned up wanting to learn how to climb.
The new climbing wall the club is using is teeny tiny and very warm.
So I spent Wednesday evening handing out climbing harnesses, demonstrating how to put one one and hauling ropes etc for the sake of fifty people carrying plague from all corners of the UK. It was good fun and I don't resent the work because I hope most of them keep on climbing.
But I'd have liked to have been well enough to go climbing this weekend for myself. Which I'm not now.

It's the season for plauge right now then.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89312#Comment_89312 2008-10-03T12:02:57-07:00 2008-10-03T12:20:23-07:00 DC http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4588

My chain of thoughts when I saw: -the title: OMG Freakangels is over?!?! Wait, that' not it... -the first line: PAUL IS DEAD?!?!?! -the next line: Oh, it's the same old crazy Ellis doing his ...

-the title: OMG Freakangels is over?!?! Wait, that' not it...
-the first line: PAUL IS DEAD?!?!?!
-the next line: Oh, it's the same old crazy Ellis doing his same old crazy stuff xD
Mr. Ellis please, don't try to freak me out like that again... Paul, get well.

My week: boring colleagues, boring teachers, tons of boring college work to do and a free Cthulhu Tales #1 that boom is going to send me:D The balance is tipped:)

EDIT: Oddcult, dude, those are details I wished I didn't knew...]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89314#Comment_89314 2008-10-03T12:08:42-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 JP Carpenter http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2485

inguinal hernia repair @Oddcult ohgodohnoohgodohbabyjesushellohgod no. I had never heard of one of them and now my hypochondria has given me one and I blame all of you. Yes, I have caught an ...

inguinal hernia repair

@Oddcult ohgodohnoohgodohbabyjesushellohgod no. I had never heard of one of them and now my hypochondria has given me one and I blame all of you.

Yes, I have caught an inquinal hernia from Freakangels, you are all bastards.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89318#Comment_89318 2008-10-03T12:16:10-07:00 2008-10-03T12:45:27-07:00 Cyman http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1925

My chain of thoughts was similar to DC's: - Freakangels is over? - Paul is dead? - Oh, he's just almost dead. WAIT-- that still sucks! - "Galloping zooological cockrot"... Yikes. PS: ...

- Freakangels is over?
- Paul is dead?
- Oh, he's just almost dead. WAIT-- that still sucks!
- "Galloping zooological cockrot"... Yikes. PS: HAHAHAHA!
- Really?? Ballsack slicing? Really?
- "Really." Oh... Okay then. Really ballsack slicing.
- I hope Paul feels better in the future, and Warren continues to be hilarious.
- I hope OddCult feels better in the future and also continues to be hilarious.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89332#Comment_89332 2008-10-03T12:51:55-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 AdamK http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=543

@trini_naenae - If it ever REALLY rained here, people would be freaking out about a second Biblical flood. Last time I remember raining properly here was in December, when I was, of course, in ...

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89335#Comment_89335 2008-10-03T12:55:11-07:00 2008-10-03T12:58:02-07:00 ales kot http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4375

They cut left side of my nutsack once. They got something out of it, and the stitches were felt three weeks after. No touchy touchy, no premature ejaculation at night - just little bugs opening and ...

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89337#Comment_89337 2008-10-03T13:01:58-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 Val A Lindsay II http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1680

Hell's Bells, Paul. Get well man! Started my unemployment. Er, I mean vacation. 530 miles from Santa Fe to Phoenix. Looked something like this... I'm now based in Phx for the next 4 to 6 ...

Started my unemployment. Er, I mean vacation. 530 miles from Santa Fe to Phoenix. Looked something like this...


I'm now based in Phx for the next 4 to 6 months, then here I come Portland...]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89344#Comment_89344 2008-10-03T13:21:12-07:00 2008-10-03T13:22:51-07:00 DC http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4588

These nut talks make me remember the 2nd episode of the 2nd season of Californication. If just by watching it, I was getting weird feelings in my low areas, I can't imagine that kind of messing ...

EDIT: Not THAT kind of weird feelings you pervs!]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89350#Comment_89350 2008-10-03T14:00:09-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 BritMandelo http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4043

I'm actually not sick yet and it's past September! This is a record. Of course it sucks that Paul is sick. Feel better, man. (This week? Oh, this week I realized that it's sort of hard to try ...

Of course it sucks that Paul is sick. Feel better, man.

(This week? Oh, this week I realized that it's sort of hard to try to sell a book that you wrote as soft-scifi russian mafia of the future fiction as YOUNG ADULT. HAHAHA. I thought of this because, well, the main character is sort of nineteen to twenty, and he DOES do a lot of growing up.... So far the responses have been somewhat alarmed. I'm just going to keep sending the query out until someone likes the violence. Trying it as commercial fiction just got me a lot of requests for the partial followed by a lot of polite rejections.)]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89353#Comment_89353 2008-10-03T14:15:47-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 obliterati http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=351

My week. Right. Someone tell me when I'm supposed to stop suing people. This week, no close friends of mine were murdered as far as I know, that was about three weeks ago. This week I'm still playing ...

47620 anagrams for festering cockrot mange.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89354#Comment_89354 2008-10-03T14:17:06-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 stsparky http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2311

We all need a break. Get better. Thanks for all the FREE goodness you've shared with us.

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89365#Comment_89365 2008-10-03T15:24:02-07:00 2008-10-03T15:29:27-07:00 Paul Duffield http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=6

:) Thanks for all the wellwishes guys! Just to let you know, I've miraculously recovered from my near-fatal case of tick plague (I actually did have lyme disease once, and it paralysed half my face), ...

I shall no longer be misguidedly forcing my love upon innocent insects. I shall try snakes and dead rodents (who are GUILTY) next time, and work my way upwards until I find something properly compatible. I feel that empirical data confirming man's incompatibility with mosquitoes and ticks to be a vital addition to modern science, and shall strive to expand our woefully inadequate list of "small creatures Paul can't impregnate".]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89370#Comment_89370 2008-10-03T15:43:16-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 Charlene http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4463

That obituary was one hell of a long sentence. Quite impressive.

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89372#Comment_89372 2008-10-03T15:46:16-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 Winther http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2913

Oh, you're back. OH MY GOD, HE'S BACK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH! ZOMBIE! Oh. Wait. Not zombie. That's good. Also, re: animal sex: Hamsters. They love it, the little sluts. Trust me on ...

Oh. Wait. Not zombie.

That's good.

Also, re: animal sex: Hamsters. They love it, the little sluts. Trust me on this.

God, I had such a hard time explaining to mommy and daddy how Snuffy died.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89384#Comment_89384 2008-10-03T16:36:22-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 chris g http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1829

Sounds serious. I hope he is okay :( I hope mine never turns black and falls in the crapper.

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89388#Comment_89388 2008-10-03T16:57:00-07:00 2008-10-03T16:57:17-07:00 Cyman http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1925

Maybe there should be a new thread for "Small Animals Paul Could Impregnate", but... so long as we're here: Have you thought of maybe some glow in the dark mice? They're outcasts, you'd ...

They're outcasts, you'd be helping their self-esteem. Consider it a charitable action.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89402#Comment_89402 2008-10-03T17:58:13-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 trini_naenae http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=183

@Oddcult: How the heck do you get a hernia there? Actually, no, I don't want to know. @AdamK: Yep. Pretty much. At least the sky is overcast in a pretty way right now.

@AdamK: Yep. Pretty much. At least the sky is overcast in a pretty way right now.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89406#Comment_89406 2008-10-03T18:11:56-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 agentarsenic http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2955

He should try feltching a dung beetle. Make taking a shit much easier when the beetle just rolls it out for him.

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89411#Comment_89411 2008-10-03T19:01:34-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 CamyLuna http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=3271

Glad to hear that you're all better, Paul. Please stay that way. As for me, I'm desperately trying not to get sick because I'm going on vacation starting next Thursday.

As for me, I'm desperately trying not to get sick because I'm going on vacation starting next Thursday.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89416#Comment_89416 2008-10-03T19:36:53-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 VoxDraconae http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4007

This isn't really constructive, but I just wanted to add that this is the most fucking fabulous thread I have ever seen, and just about makes up for the lack of update. I'm in love with you all.

I'm in love with you all.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89453#Comment_89453 2008-10-04T02:41:25-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 Oddcult http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=214

Believe it or not, it was caused by a really bad coughing fit.

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89465#Comment_89465 2008-10-04T06:06:47-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 JP Carpenter http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2485

Believe it or not, it was caused by a really bad coughing fit. Oh Christ... it could happen to any of us, really easy, at any time and not through some kind of preverted activity. Damned flawed ...

Believe it or not, it was caused by a really bad coughing fit.

Oh Christ... it could happen to any of us, really easy, at any time and not through some kind of preverted activity. Damned flawed meat body.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89504#Comment_89504 2008-10-04T09:55:31-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 deckard http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=3749

I am in a dilemma. I want to believe that the RIP is , well, a sort of humour. But actually I suspect it's just pretty rank. Blokey big boy in the changing room hah ha aren't I funny but actually Im ...

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89508#Comment_89508 2008-10-04T10:10:52-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 Winther http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2913

Uh... Sure.

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89511#Comment_89511 2008-10-04T11:23:19-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 munin218 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=246

As I said on twitter, I'm glad Paul called in "sick" and not "tired." I've known of occasions where people have actually done that, and its not pretty. Imagine how vicious Warren ...

As I said on twitter, I'm glad Paul called in "sick" and not "tired." I've known of occasions where people have actually done that, and its not pretty. Imagine how vicious Warren would have been then. Now Paul just gets his genitalia torn apart by tick-borne disease. (That qualifies! Not one of the Forbidden Words!)

Otherwise, the week has been something akin to the following: stressing about where we want to live when we move to Indiana. Some same ol', same ol'. Watched the debate. Found out my wife's been getting sexually harassed at work. Had the new Magic set come out. Exciting times, indeed.

Oh, god.

Don't move to Indiana. I made that mistake. ;P

I am bored to tears amid the rows of corn.....

*sigh*]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89845#Comment_89845 2008-10-05T11:55:12-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 diello http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=3575

@agentarsenic Dude. My imagination-land just exploded.

Dude. My imagination-land just exploded.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=89890#Comment_89890 2008-10-05T16:41:25-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 tim12s http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=737

Ftt. Everyone around me has exploding head-snot. My wife's aunt, got it from her daughter, gave it to my wife who incubated it into a sinus infection and then hammered me with it while I was in ...

Everyone around me has exploding head-snot. My wife's aunt, got it from her daughter, gave it to my wife who incubated it into a sinus infection and then hammered me with it while I was in Birmingham for the Comic Convention.

Now, I'm one of those retarded dirt and worm-eating kids who constantly ran around looking like he was practicing for a life eating shit and grew up into one of those bulls who can walk through a ward of lepers with buboes and weeping sores shaking hands and stumps with all and sundry and never catch a cough...

But Influenza, or variations of, once they catch hold of me (I had the full-on three week 4S Influenza once... Shitting, Sweating, Sleeping and Snotting), really climb into my soft tissues and turn me into Captain Misery. (Well, more than I am already). So I'm sitting here, stuffed up, dizzy and my eyes feeling like their trying to burst into flames (last night was a lot worse - my wife woke me up at 3am thinking I was having some kind of asthmatic seizure and my weeping, red eyes looked like Warren had pissed Red Bull and petrol into them.

And then put a cigarette out on them for good measure.

Hopefully tomorrow my immune system will kick in with the aid of copious amounts of hot Ribena, Lemsip and asorted Beechams medications.

Speaking of Bug-Buggering, found this... (I was looking for The Tiger Lillies' 'Fucking a Fly' but failed)]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=3776&Focus=90238#Comment_90238 2008-10-07T10:16:24-07:00 2013-05-24T02:25:05-07:00 Indigo Rose http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4487

@JonCarpenter You've been listening to Shodan too much...

You've been listening to Shodan too much...]]>