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    • CommentTimeOct 3rd 2008
    We all need a break. Get better. Thanks for all the FREE goodness you've shared with us.
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    :) Thanks for all the wellwishes guys! Just to let you know, I've miraculously recovered from my near-fatal case of tick plague (I actually did have lyme disease once, and it paralysed half my face), and am now bent once more to the slavish task of bringing you Freakangels once a week :D

    I shall no longer be misguidedly forcing my love upon innocent insects. I shall try snakes and dead rodents (who are GUILTY) next time, and work my way upwards until I find something properly compatible. I feel that empirical data confirming man's incompatibility with mosquitoes and ticks to be a vital addition to modern science, and shall strive to expand our woefully inadequate list of "small creatures Paul can't impregnate".
    • CommentTimeOct 3rd 2008
    That obituary was one hell of a long sentence. Quite impressive.
    • CommentAuthorWinther
    • CommentTimeOct 3rd 2008

    Oh. Wait. Not zombie.

    That's good.

    Also, re: animal sex: Hamsters. They love it, the little sluts. Trust me on this.

    God, I had such a hard time explaining to mommy and daddy how Snuffy died.
    • CommentAuthorchris g
    • CommentTimeOct 3rd 2008
    Sounds serious. I hope he is okay :( I hope mine never turns black and falls in the crapper.
    • CommentTimeOct 3rd 2008 edited
    Maybe there should be a new thread for "Small Animals Paul Could Impregnate", but... so long as we're here: Have you thought of maybe some glow in the dark mice?
    They're outcasts, you'd be helping their self-esteem. Consider it a charitable action.
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    @Oddcult: How the heck do you get a hernia there? Actually, no, I don't want to know.

    @AdamK: Yep. Pretty much. At least the sky is overcast in a pretty way right now.
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    He should try feltching a dung beetle. Make taking a shit much easier when the beetle just rolls it out for him.
    • CommentTimeOct 3rd 2008
    Glad to hear that you're all better, Paul. Please stay that way.

    As for me, I'm desperately trying not to get sick because I'm going on vacation starting next Thursday.
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    This isn't really constructive, but I just wanted to add that this is the most fucking fabulous thread I have ever seen, and just about makes up for the lack of update.

    I'm in love with you all.
    • CommentAuthorOddcult
    • CommentTimeOct 4th 2008
    Believe it or not, it was caused by a really bad coughing fit.
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    Believe it or not, it was caused by a really bad coughing fit.

    Oh Christ... it could happen to any of us, really easy, at any time and not through some kind of preverted activity. Damned flawed meat body.
    • CommentAuthordeckard
    • CommentTimeOct 4th 2008
    I am in a dilemma. I want to believe that the RIP is , well, a sort of humour. But actually I suspect it's just pretty rank. Blokey big boy in the changing room hah ha aren't I funny but actually Im having a go ha ha but it's funny enit! Stuff. Mm. Well, the text is anyway fairly dire, the subtext is simply flexing the things. So, sad that there is no FA this week. And Paul get well soon, that's all that really needs to be said. It's your work that lights up my Friday. Next week will be all the more brilliant for a little delay. In the meantime.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    • CommentAuthorWinther
    • CommentTimeOct 4th 2008
    Uh... Sure.
    • CommentAuthormunin218
    • CommentTimeOct 4th 2008
    As I said on twitter, I'm glad Paul called in "sick" and not "tired." I've known of occasions where people have actually done that, and its not pretty. Imagine how vicious Warren would have been then. Now Paul just gets his genitalia torn apart by tick-borne disease. (That qualifies! Not one of the Forbidden Words!)

    Otherwise, the week has been something akin to the following: stressing about where we want to live when we move to Indiana. Some same ol', same ol'. Watched the debate. Found out my wife's been getting sexually harassed at work. Had the new Magic set come out. Exciting times, indeed.

    Oh, god.

    Don't move to Indiana. I made that mistake. ;P

    I am bored to tears amid the rows of corn.....

    • CommentTimeOct 5th 2008
    Dude. My imagination-land just exploded.
    • CommentTimeOct 5th 2008

    Everyone around me has exploding head-snot. My wife's aunt, got it from her daughter, gave it to my wife who incubated it into a sinus infection and then hammered me with it while I was in Birmingham for the Comic Convention.

    Now, I'm one of those retarded dirt and worm-eating kids who constantly ran around looking like he was practicing for a life eating shit and grew up into one of those bulls who can walk through a ward of lepers with buboes and weeping sores shaking hands and stumps with all and sundry and never catch a cough...

    But Influenza, or variations of, once they catch hold of me (I had the full-on three week 4S Influenza once... Shitting, Sweating, Sleeping and Snotting), really climb into my soft tissues and turn me into Captain Misery. (Well, more than I am already). So I'm sitting here, stuffed up, dizzy and my eyes feeling like their trying to burst into flames (last night was a lot worse - my wife woke me up at 3am thinking I was having some kind of asthmatic seizure and my weeping, red eyes looked like Warren had pissed Red Bull and petrol into them.

    And then put a cigarette out on them for good measure.

    Hopefully tomorrow my immune system will kick in with the aid of copious amounts of hot Ribena, Lemsip and asorted Beechams medications.

    Speaking of Bug-Buggering, found this... (I was looking for The Tiger Lillies' 'Fucking a Fly' but failed)
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    You've been listening to Shodan too much...