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      CommentAuthorLazarus99
    • CommentTimeOct 4th 2008
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    I found this at riotclitshave and just had to share it. I know there are a lot of fucked up album covers (and titles out there) - please add yours and laugh at others.


    I mean, not just the title, but that hair!
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      CommentAuthorAriana
    • CommentTimeOct 4th 2008
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    Sigh. No one reads your blog, Warren...
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    Nobody. Nobody at all.
    • CommentAuthorpi8you
    • CommentTimeOct 4th 2008
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    I do, I even keep the old newsfeed entries around!
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      CommentAuthorvrbtm
    • CommentTimeOct 4th 2008
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    I won't post it here, but The Scorpion's _Virgin Killer_ is wrong in the way that is never charming.
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    Is it me, or does it look like three guys thought it would be hilarious to cross dress and put out an annoying Christian album in the 50s and managed to pull it off somehow? All three of them have boyish faces which is a bit disturbing, actually. I think the bottom one is the most believable as a woman.

    I just can't not notice that. Yeesh.
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      CommentAuthorNygaard
    • CommentTimeOct 4th 2008
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    Whenever I see the 'Jesus Use Me' picture, I envision Jesus, bird-chested and sweaty with the chicken-grease perspiration of a meth addict, hoisting the chubby, pimply, doughy thighs of one of the sisters, maybe the one with the glasses, over his bony shoulders and pounding away.

    "Bitches! Look at me! Look at me! I am the Alpha... unnnngh... suck it... And the Omega!" he says, in this really nasally Brooklyn Jew voice.

    The other two sisters are petrified, possibly because they didn't expect Jesus to actually use them in a seedy apartment in the outskirts of Oklahoma City, where the carpet smells of mildew, body odor, and the cat-piss stench of ammonia. A heavy 1980's video camera is affixed to the girl on the far left, with the big mushroom cloud of a hairdo. I bet the one in the middle is crying.

    Again, with that reedy, nasally Jesus voice. "I'm using you, bitch! I'm using you!" The sound of bony flesh hitting it's opposite, the pork rind scent of her arousal.

    Or maybe I'm being too literal.
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      CommentAuthorNygaard
    • CommentTimeOct 4th 2008
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    I as I read that, Jesus had the face of the upper left guy in "Garvis".

    He looks like he's planning to hunt, kill and eat the other four guys.
    • CommentAuthorpi8you
    • CommentTimeOct 4th 2008
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    And in the spirit of the thread...

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    And...for the ladies...

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    I shall say nothing more about that one.

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    Freaky.

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    Disturbing.
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      CommentAuthorDoc Ocassi
    • CommentTimeOct 5th 2008 edited
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    *Nothing* - couldn't get the image embed thing to play.
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      CommentAuthormister hex
    • CommentTimeOct 5th 2008
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    New favorite thread!

    I've seen the "All My Friends Are DEAD" before. It's almost as good as "Satan Is Real."

    Once I rob a few convenience stores and get a scanner hooked up, I have many contributions.
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      CommentAuthorliquidcow
    • CommentTimeOct 5th 2008
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    When I saw the title of this thread I wondered how long it would take before someone mentioned Virgin Killer, and the answer is, not long at all. The original cover of Love Drive is also pretty strange.

    For something even more wrong than Virgin Killer though, try the Horse And Goat EP by Venetian Snares.

    I also recommend that you DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES look up a band called Waco Jesus.

    Also, the original cover for Far Beyond Driven by Pantera is pretty messed up.
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      CommentAuthorCharlene
    • CommentTimeOct 5th 2008
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    WTF?
    • CommentAuthorales kot
    • CommentTimeOct 5th 2008
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    @liquidcow:

    horse and goat ep is nice. it´s trevor brown. it´s hard to go wrong with trevor brown.

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      CommentAuthorallana
    • CommentTimeOct 5th 2008 edited
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    i continually insist that the Westminster Gold series is the greatest thing to happen to classical vinyl ever.


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    If I ever write my zap-gun space opera novel, I will make sure that that cover of The Planets is used.
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      CommentAuthorCyman
    • CommentTimeOct 6th 2008 edited
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    Your blog makes me legitimately happy more consistantly than anything else on the internets. Including www.violin-bow-sodomy.com