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    • CommentAuthorMaC
    • CommentTimeOct 11th 2008 edited
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    This was a solid episode, nice to see some of the Freakangels prior to flooding England. Amazing art as usual.

    This week I took my little sister to Best Buy to pick up her digital camera, while we were waiting at the Geek Squad counter I noticed a Teen Titans cartoon playing on a monitor set up there. I paid attention because I dig superheroes, figured one of the geeks had an anime station playing. Oh how that came back on me. It started off Normal enough, then I look away and when I come back this monster shoots a white goo on Raven's face and she falls from the sky. And I think "Wow, that is a little too much like a facial for a kids show."

    Then Starfire gets tossed to the ground and monster's tentacles(you know where it's going) wrap around her thighs and pull them apart, showing her panties. And I'm like "This is a kids show?!" the giant monster with thousands of tentacles smiles. Then it rips her fucking panties off and rapes her, double penetration, with a legion of tentacles that have grown green penis-shaped tips.

    I stood flabberghasted for a moment standing in line at Best Buy watching a teenage Starfire get arse eeled. Then I told the guy helping us "Uh, dude, you have porn playing." Turns out the monitor was hooked to a PC they were working on and someone had set Teen Titans anime porn as their screen saver. And the guy working on it forgot to change it, and then left it alone to go on break.

    I just never expected to walk into Best Buy and see a monster rape the Teen Titans.
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      CommentAuthordiello
    • CommentTimeOct 11th 2008
     (3834.62)
    @MaC
    That's the best story ever. I've seen the Teen Titans rape videos. They're well done, but creepy as hell, as I do like the original show.
    • CommentAuthorJonathan
    • CommentTimeOct 11th 2008 edited
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    I've been reading Freakangels since it came out, and enjoying it consistently, but I'm commenting now because the writing's now given us something I've never seen in a graphic novel before: a realistic look at the maturation process. It makes sense that that would be absent: even if comic books are no longer "for kids," they remain largely focused on archetypical themes, and archetypical personalities aren't supposed to mature realistically. But these six pages handle the change backwards amazingly well. I don't know how to describe the artwork, but the shift in the structure of Arkaday's face on page one was impressive and startling, like seeing the never-before-mentioned younger sibling of a friend. But the dialogue... wow. These are not the Freakangels I was learning about; these were very realistic 16(?)-year-olds under enormous pressure, but lacking the adult perspective of the "current" gang. Very, very cool.
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    @Jonathan

    spot on analysis. you nailed it.

    @ MaC

    HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAahahahaaha! holy shit. that's rich. and... dude... you could totally OWN that Best Buy. I know we're an overly litigious society as it is... but c'mon. you could've at least scored a bundle of free shit.
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      CommentAuthorEcksearoh
    • CommentTimeOct 12th 2008
     (3834.65)
    @MaC

    I think this, is probably what you saw it's American furasshu hentai hosted on Newgrounds.
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      CommentAuthordiello
    • CommentTimeOct 12th 2008
     (3834.66)
    I had to show my boyfriend the videos when I busted out laughing at MaC's story. He was in awe.

    @Johnathan
    Spot on. They were definitely on a different level back then (probably because they were a dirty little secret back then, and now they are just a 'if you know, you know' kind of laid back secret).
    I'm also wondering, since there's an equal number of male and female FreakAngels, if they had some sort of Villiage of the Damned pairing thing meant for them (and I wonder if KK and Mark were dating or something, since 'Kady mentioned them together). It would definitely not surprise me.
    • CommentAuthorMaC
    • CommentTimeOct 13th 2008
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    @deillo

    Yeah, it was VERY convincing. We were on line for a long time and whenever I looked up it was a not rape-filled scene. So after awhile I was like "alright lets settle in and watch this" and then poor Starfire got destroyed.

    @Professor Imagine

    I won't pretend to be a good person. But the reason I waited until after Starfire had tentacles rammed up both her orifices to say anything was because I was trying to think of a way to exploit this for my own benefit. Sadly I'm just a 22 year old guy and not a pregnant women, so yeah the most I could have gotten away with was some free shit but it probably would have been at the expense of someone's job for letting porn play on the showroom. Besides, I figured I owed Best Buy one on account of the times I've exploited their coupons to do things like get $150 worth of movies for a $50 gift card and a $500 subwoofer for $0.

    @[n]JIN

    Yep, that's the one.
    • CommentAuthorpisgah
    • CommentTimeOct 13th 2008
     (3834.68)
    What the bloody hell. We are talking to you on a Spanish language keyboard and we are fluent English speaker and writer. This tale is getting more and more complex. Not any less understood...I do mean this in a good way. I do enjoy it by and by more and more tiemp mas.