Whitechapel - Comedy is Dead Sat, 18 May 2013 14:31:09 -0700 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/ Lussumo Vanilla 1.1.4 & Feed Publisher Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=740#Comment_740 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=740#Comment_740 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:10:02 -0800 howie.kaplan
Because the real world has officially made us redundant.

Because THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

The concept of MIKE FUCKING HUCKABEE reciting the Chuck Norris meme is hilarious as satire. But fo'real? It scares the shit out of me.

I guess the only good to come of this is that it's officially made Chuck Norris jokes decidely not funny. Now if Mitt Romney can do an ad where pirates, zombies, and a navel-contemplating questionnaire endorse school prayer, my facebook account might stop being so useless. ]]> Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=745#Comment_745 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=745#Comment_745 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:15:36 -0800 howie.kaplan
Are we gonna see one on here? ]]> Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=753#Comment_753 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=753#Comment_753 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:26:55 -0800 MJSM Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=756#Comment_756 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=756#Comment_756 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:28:47 -0800 tulpa Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=760#Comment_760 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=760#Comment_760 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:33:43 -0800 howie.kaplan Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=765#Comment_765 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=765#Comment_765 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:53:31 -0800 turing
The only version of that meme that ever really made me laugh was the Bruce Schneier Facts. ]]> Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=806#Comment_806 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=806#Comment_806 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 21:54:05 -0800 Mark R Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=894#Comment_894 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=894#Comment_894 Thu, 29 Nov 2007 05:24:55 -0800 warrenellis
This reminds me-- The Engine had a board for US Politics. What was it called? "America Cocks-Up The World '08"?

Are we gonna see one on here?



We'll probably just run a thread in the Zoo, for now. ]]> Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=920#Comment_920 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=920#Comment_920 Thu, 29 Nov 2007 07:33:18 -0800 Lazarus Long Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=927#Comment_927 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=927#Comment_927 Thu, 29 Nov 2007 08:01:18 -0800 hank We'll probably just run a thread in the Zoo, for now.

Wise. Should place it next to the Man Eating Cows so as to contain the potential asshabadashery that will eventually occur... ]]> Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=1356#Comment_1356 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=1356#Comment_1356 Thu, 29 Nov 2007 19:39:08 -0800 jigsawjones


80s puppet TV star ALF will be a regular commentator on the O'Reilly Factor. ]]> Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=1370#Comment_1370 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=1370#Comment_1370 Thu, 29 Nov 2007 20:11:02 -0800 Alexis Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=1376#Comment_1376 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=1376#Comment_1376 Thu, 29 Nov 2007 20:17:21 -0800 alwayscrashing
The Chuck Norris we all think we love is fiction. ]]> Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=1444#Comment_1444 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=1444#Comment_1444 Fri, 30 Nov 2007 00:31:18 -0800 Exploder Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=1582#Comment_1582 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=1582#Comment_1582 Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:51:57 -0800 Anonymous.
Actually, apologies for use of the word leakage there. Horrible image. Though thankfully a whole ocean away from becoming Maggie Thatcher. ]]> Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=1585#Comment_1585 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=1585#Comment_1585 Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:54:23 -0800 Ariana Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=1801#Comment_1801 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=1801#Comment_1801 Sat, 01 Dec 2007 01:00:51 -0800 Anonymous. "I want to president, check out all the sex positions I know." kind of way. At the end she could turn around with a smile and say, "Be cool. Use protection." ]]> Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=1831#Comment_1831 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=1831#Comment_1831 Sat, 01 Dec 2007 02:16:28 -0800 Streebo Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=1836#Comment_1836 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=1836#Comment_1836 Sat, 01 Dec 2007 02:46:37 -0800 Jay Kay
I propose Christopher Walken for Ron Paul, Samuel L. Jackson for Barack Obama, and Rupaul for Hilary Clinton. ]]> Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=7162#Comment_7162 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=7162#Comment_7162 Tue, 11 Dec 2007 16:22:07 -0800 Adlai Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=7167#Comment_7167 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=7167#Comment_7167 Tue, 11 Dec 2007 16:47:31 -0800 F. David Swallow II Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=7179#Comment_7179 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=7179#Comment_7179 Tue, 11 Dec 2007 18:27:12 -0800 underdog
I mean, okay, I live in Ireland so I don't really get a say in it, but who would vote for someone as-their-president who tries to use an internet meme to get votes? What's that, issues you say?! Pa-Shaw! He has chuck norris on his side, and one time I saw this really funny site about him, so he gets my vote!

"Really, world, are you really like that? Really? Say it ain't so...it can't work like that, can it?"
"You know what I'm gonna say..."
"Just...just forget it, world. I don't wanna hear it..." ]]> Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=7180#Comment_7180 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=7180#Comment_7180 Tue, 11 Dec 2007 18:38:59 -0800 eggzoomin Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=7187#Comment_7187 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=7187#Comment_7187 Tue, 11 Dec 2007 19:00:38 -0800 screaming meat
Probably won't hear anymore after this.

Contented. ]]> Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=7195#Comment_7195 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=7195#Comment_7195 Tue, 11 Dec 2007 19:32:41 -0800 wingnut2600 Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=7196#Comment_7196 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=7196#Comment_7196 Tue, 11 Dec 2007 19:47:07 -0800 Scribe
She already played the role of victim, remember the whole right wing conspiracy thing?

On the lighter side, if you think Huck is funny - then look at this.

Nutcracker ]]> Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=7197#Comment_7197 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=7197#Comment_7197 Tue, 11 Dec 2007 19:49:19 -0800 screaming meat Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=7199#Comment_7199 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=7199#Comment_7199 Tue, 11 Dec 2007 20:06:09 -0800 ARES
Bill Brasky > Chuck Norris ]]> Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=7518#Comment_7518 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=7518#Comment_7518 Wed, 12 Dec 2007 23:32:59 -0800 sacredchao
Mike Huckabee is a lunatic young-earther. While I do believe there shouldn't be any religious test to become president, a test to see if you possess a minimal level of intelligence would be nice. ]]> Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=7520#Comment_7520 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=7520#Comment_7520 Wed, 12 Dec 2007 23:40:40 -0800 Necros
Lets not even give sound bites, just Chuck Norris jokes.... It truly is a new low for American politics. ]]> Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=7536#Comment_7536 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=7536#Comment_7536 Thu, 13 Dec 2007 01:21:03 -0800 Jay Kay While I do believe there shouldn't be any religious test to become president, a test to see if you possess a minimal level of intelligence would be nice.

Too true, though one part of me wonders if we do that, would we have anyone left? :| ]]> Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=7540#Comment_7540 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=7540#Comment_7540 Thu, 13 Dec 2007 02:15:38 -0800 sacredchao
Too true, though one part of me wonders if we do that, would we have anyone left? :|
Me? :) Just kidding, obviously. I don't mean they have to have a high level of intelligence, they just need to be able to understand basic facts of the universe: IE the earth is really fucking old.

I just showed this to my wife, and she is now scouring the internet for more Chuck Norris jokes. ]]> Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=7541#Comment_7541 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=7541#Comment_7541 Thu, 13 Dec 2007 02:23:38 -0800 Insect King
Sadly, American comedy died with Bill Hicks. RIP.


No American comedy since Bill Hicks?

That's awesome! I just can't make that funny shit like that up.

Thanks. ]]> Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=7572#Comment_7572 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=7572#Comment_7572 Thu, 13 Dec 2007 04:44:59 -0800 helloMuller I propose Christopher Walken for Ron Paul, Samuel L. Jackson for Barack Obama, and Rupaul for Hilary Clinton.

Isn't Oprah already making sure her book club is gonna vote for Obama? ]]> Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=8308#Comment_8308 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=8308#Comment_8308 Sun, 16 Dec 2007 10:10:06 -0800 LBA
As long as the American people can be easily convinced that the President should be "just a regular Joe" instead of someone who is exceptional and is a leader, we're screwed. i want someone exceptional and intelligent to lead this country, if I wanted a regular Joe, I'd run and that would be a disaster. Except for appointing Warren as US Poet Laureate, that would be cool.

on second thought, I'm not a regular Joe, I actually read several books a year - understand, at least on a rudimentary level, some science and am not out to get rich quick. .. I'd make a fucking awesome President ]]> Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=8313#Comment_8313 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=8313#Comment_8313 Sun, 16 Dec 2007 10:44:21 -0800 Randy74
Its time for Charles Bronson jokes..he's dead and he can still kick your ass!

@ Streebo...

Don't forget Carlin, although i do miss Hicks and hes almost more relevant now..









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Sigh.

When we start TRYING to believe that a politician is not a total tool because he tried to show some sense of humor with the explicit purpose of trying to convince us that he is not, in fact, a total tool, the terrorists have already won, or something. ]]> Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=8394#Comment_8394 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=8394#Comment_8394 Sun, 16 Dec 2007 16:07:09 -0800 ratjin
The Chuck Norris video lacked the pizzazz it should've had, but I'm a guy who uses the word 'pizzazz,' so you shouldn't listen to me. However, I can't find it offensive to be a little less formal in your internet videos than in your TV ones (I'm assuming here that the Norris video was internet-only). ]]> Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=8412#Comment_8412 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=8412#Comment_8412 Sun, 16 Dec 2007 17:19:42 -0800 warrenellis
Let's not lose our heads. George Bush Sr was a lying, cowardly shitbag prone to bouts of pronounced verbal incoherence and who famously puked on a prime minister and passed out at a diplomatic dinner. ]]> Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=8419#Comment_8419 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=8419#Comment_8419 Sun, 16 Dec 2007 18:11:32 -0800 eggzoomin Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=8422#Comment_8422 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=8422#Comment_8422 Sun, 16 Dec 2007 18:40:36 -0800 Brand

Wow this Chuck Norris video has topped the Japanese Yakuza video where the yakuza look like a bad photoshoped Wolfwood....

I'm sorry but voting for someone based on celebrity endorsement is the dumbest shit ever. I'll never get that, I guess it makes a statement on what useless sheep most American's are... ]]> Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=8423#Comment_8423 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=8423#Comment_8423 Sun, 16 Dec 2007 18:43:00 -0800 Korakas
]]> Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=8701#Comment_8701 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=8701#Comment_8701 Tue, 18 Dec 2007 07:56:50 -0800 Insect King Let's not lose our heads. George Bush Sr was a lying, cowardly shitbag prone to bouts of pronounced verbal incoherence and who famously puked on a prime minister and passed out at a diplomatic dinner.

...And let's not forget the knee-slapping antics of how George Senior has tried for years and years to impress upon America that the Bush family are the new Kennedys.

The problem with Bush Senior vs Junior is that Senior was funny, he was the Wimp President in his short longs whereas Junior merely opens his mouth and he'll kill an audience so thoroughly with his random staggerings the only thing audible will be mike hiss and the chirrup of crickets.

Cheers,

Chris. ]]> Comedy is Dead http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=8717#Comment_8717 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=39&Focus=8717#Comment_8717 Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:05:54 -0800 Lyons
I like Huckabee. Unless McCain comes alive, Huckabee will get my support. Has the creationist charge actually been documented? I thought after the debate where he identified himself as not believing in evolution he qualified his answer.

edited to add: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-BFEhkIujA ]]>