Whitechapel - The Self Portrait Imagethread (Dec 08)

The Self Portrait Imagethread (Dec 08)

warrenellis — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 07:31:15 -0800

We're going to launch one of these threads a month. And down the months and years, we'll build up not only a mugshot parade of the Whitechapel crew -- but also, for those who choose to participate monthly, there'll be a record of how we all change and grow (and in my case age horribly).

Obviously, I encourage participation from everyone, even if you're just joining the place. This thread is certainly not just for the old lags.

So. Take a photo of yourself and post it (if you're not sure how -- you put a photo on the web somewhere, a free hosting site like Flickr or Photobucket or your LJ gallery if you use LJ -- Blogger image hosting won't work -- and click the "img" button above to put the address of the image in, the http://) here.

I'll get to mine once I'm, you know... piss off, I'm busy...

Begin.

(Those of you doing 365 projects at Flickr obviously have a head start...!)

-- W

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odarable — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 07:42:27 -0800

I'm first I'm first!

This wasn't actually taken by me, but I like it. I-can-has-beautiful-nature-in-the-morning? K! Taken at a friend's cabin a little over a month ago:

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warrenellis — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 08:01:09 -0800

Nice. Where is that?

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MagicSword! — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 08:06:40 -0800

Taken today, 1st December, snowboarding on Kokusai Mountain, Sapporo, Japan. I am going to be in fucking agony tomorrow. That'll teach me to go out and get some fresh air. One more for luck, I'm the tallest person in the pic below. Interestingly that makes snowboarding harder and more painful!

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MundaneJoy — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 08:20:03 -0800

Tracking down graffiti yesterday, I found another shout out to me painted into a piece by a local artist.

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odarable — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 08:35:14 -0800

@Warren: It's in Gjevillvassdalen, close to Oppdal which is again not far away from Trondheim. Very beautiful place. They even made me climb a fuckin' mountain.

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edward — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 09:50:08 -0800

@Oda- +All: In defense of the hat- trick that 'would have been': the PUPPY is here!!!

Forgive the situation... he was freaked out and wouldn't go near the tap unless I went too.

Introducing Druss the Legend & his first bath at his new home.

Remember me, I am running for office one day.

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Fauxhammer — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 10:10:07 -0800

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joe.distort — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 11:11:02 -0800

^^^^awesome.

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PyD — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 12:35:32 -0800

Nice calm Monday not in work

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PaulGrahamRaven — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 12:48:22 -0800

In other news: I'm still a scruffy bastard.

@oda - Wow, just wow.

@daniel - Without the context, that would be a very disturbing picture indeed.

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Spiraltwist — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 16:40:51 -0800

Hello, is it January yet? No? Fuck.

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PaulGrahamRaven — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 16:54:51 -0800

@Spiral - we have the same fringe. Difference is, you can still comb yours. :)

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Spiraltwist — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 17:06:18 -0800

@PaulGrahamRaven - *smiles* That's because I washed it last night - if I hadn't I would on my way to match you! ;)

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Mon, 01 Dec 2008 17:08:23 -0800

You might be wanting to ask me how it is that I get my ideas for sciencing?
(I am ignoring the chorus of yawning and turning away, you total jerks.)

Hmmm? Yes?

IT IS THE CHICKEN!
IT HATCHES MY IDEAS YOU SEE?
LIKE BRAIN EGGS!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

What?
No no. I feel fine.
Fine.
Yes.
Thanks very much.
Carry on.
Indeedy.

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Spiraltwist — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 17:09:08 -0800

@Vanessa

FOR SCIENCE!

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Mon, 01 Dec 2008 17:14:00 -0800

@spiraltwist

YAY! <3 ! (high fives)

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Digitalyn — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 17:20:04 -0800

Heeeeey Whitechapel !

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chris g — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 17:53:26 -0800

dickin' around/playin dress up

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COOP — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 18:12:16 -0800

I'm the one in the middle:

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jchavez — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 18:59:25 -0800

@coop: seems as if you're the luckiest working man around!

cell phone pic; today was a bad day:

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Elana — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 20:21:48 -0800

Today my hair learned to be different colours!

I am now princess of the flower fairies.

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rotorvator — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 20:29:55 -0800

Thats me hanging out in shady bathroom in the Netherlands again.

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odarable — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 20:30:46 -0800

@Elana, that is the most awesome haircolouring I've ever seen in real life, and it looks fantastic on you. Come be princess of Norway as well.

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keighter — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 20:32:41 -0800

@elana Hot!! You are a princess of amazing!

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Jeff Owens — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 21:03:02 -0800

I'm in a good mood today.

No, I honestly am.

If you look closely, you can see one of my new tats on my temples, but just barely.

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edbury — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 21:20:35 -0800

I'm new, but I'll relay my vices in the intro thread.

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adam gallardo — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 21:33:18 -0800

Me and the family at the beach over Thanksgiving weekend.

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Rantz — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 21:48:07 -0800

Late last night after the splendid Sisters of Mercy show. I collapsed in an exhausted puddle in bed shortly after this...

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razrangel — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 21:52:51 -0800

@Elana!! I want! I want! What I wouldn't give to be able to get my hair to do something like that!

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cblakeley — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 22:08:03 -0800

The "park" (read: "oddly landscaped chunk of concrete and misplaced saplings") down the hill from me has had these odd LEDs installed that display an ever shifting spectrum of color. The other night I went down with my tripod and a remote trigger for a little fun...

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Jon Wake — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 00:33:46 -0800

@rantz
How was the show? Last time I went was a few years ago, and it was a little lackluster.

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odarable — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 01:34:40 -0800

CHRISTMAS HAT <3

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HylianHearts — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 05:32:48 -0800

@Elana Not fair. You stole my idea (differnt colors, but all the same....) now Ill have to do something different...

To greet the new month, I chopped off more of my hair! (dyeing was to happen last night but I fell asleep.)

(edit- whitechapel upgrade idea---- spell check??????????)

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Tue, 02 Dec 2008 07:10:44 -0800

@Elana

Oooh! I must chime in with the others and agree that your hair looks amazing!
Super extra cute!

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yournoseisrunny — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 08:02:04 -0800

I haven't been on here in a while.
Damn moving and not having internet.
oh well.

@Elana
Your hair is amazing, how long did it take you to do it?

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Digitalyn — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 10:31:00 -0800

@Elana amazing ! And it looks perfect on you, I like !

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Contumacy_Singh — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 10:57:20 -0800

Taken in a restroom at the University of Pennsylvania.

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cmerrilljump — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 11:30:46 -0800

mommy! mommy! look what i can do! (awake for 36 hours, almost finished with my first final report)

i have no idea why this photo came out sideways.

or was i really just doing one handed pushups with my feet of the ground while i took this picture?

yes, i am de-god-damn-lerious. no big deal.

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DanielMatos38 — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 12:43:58 -0800

Me today, making faces for my next week role as Afonso Pereira host of Bossa-Rock Playmobil, a show I am making for my university's tv channel.

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burntcopper — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:55:14 -0800

Winter has set in. I have morphed into my alternate persona of 1930s aviatrix. complete with flying jacket, white scarf, and fabulous boots. the outfit underneath varies, but tends to be scarily period without me meaning to. i blame current fashion.

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tedcroland — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 16:21:41 -0800

@burntcopper Sounds like an excellent reason for winter to exist. If only it make its way out here to Sunny California.

Seriously, it's December and it was sunny today. This is bizarre, even for here.

Mah eye!

Mah face!

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johndavid — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 16:31:23 -0800

me and a ceramic skull i picked up at a thrift store for five bucks.

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AlephNought — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:08:21 -0800

I have called this one "self-portrait with t00bs". What am I laughing at? Is there a kitten doing odd things in the closet? Have I discovered Mysterious Things amongst my toes? Only I know for certain.

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Zoetica — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 19:07:11 -0800

Yes. Kicking off the month with a webcam pic.

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rainbowblight — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 01:52:56 -0800

Me at my favorite restaurant in chinatown! I got moxie by the bucketful!

Rock on,
Rainbow Blight
www.hateinthebox.com
www.myspace.com/hateinthebox

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raymondconlon — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 02:42:11 -0800

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Eddie Current — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 05:58:03 -0800

Best part? on writing days, this is the work attire.

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Elana — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 07:20:03 -0800

Getting compliments in the Self Portrait Imagethread is really among the best kind of compliments, because I know you all have impeccable taste! ^_^ Thanks Oda, Kate, razrangel, Vanessa, Gabrielle. I was toe-curlingly delighted that you guys like my new do.

Raye, I've laid down the dare. I dare you to do your hair crazier. Then we all win.

Katrina, I bleached it a week ago, let it rest for a week, and re-bleached it before putting in the colour. Not counting the first bleaching session, it took about three and a half hours to do!

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Stoffer — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 08:29:02 -0800

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yournoseisrunny — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 08:41:48 -0800

@ elana

Yeah that sounds about right.
hah.

Worth it though

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PaulGrahamRaven — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 09:07:46 -0800

@rainbowblight - dread-heads FTW! *high-five*

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Rachel — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 09:27:36 -0800

Webcam shot today:

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ales kot — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 09:36:58 -0800

I promise there will be a serious black and white pic soon. Now there is only webcam, weird thing growing out of my ear and no hope at all.

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Henchbot — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 09:59:32 -0800

greetings and salutations.
this was last night, which was a good night. Today however, blows the proverbial cock.

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Zoetica — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:07:34 -0800

@ales kot your hair, however, is impeccable. who needs hope!

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Willow Bl00 — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:49:15 -0800

I adore people's hair this round.

Again, neglecting the face. I've been getting about 3 to 4 hours of sleep a night, and I look like hell.

So, for self-portraiture:
I had to move with little to no notice in a 3 day span. Today is day three - painting and remnants and fish rescue.
Everything I own fits into a tidy 5x5 storage space. Mostly books and comics.

I am not the things I own.

Also don't know where most of my bruises come from. a) parkour b) rushed moving or c) unspeakable things

This one is particularly charming, across my left outer thigh. Wish I had a better camera so you could get the full color effect. Some in the office think I'm in a violent relationship. Protesting this just verifies it in their minds. Considering throwing myself at a doorknob for the sake of dark humor.

Vanessa, I will flex for you. Promise.

Oh hey, is that more coffee?

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BZedan — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:55:24 -0800

You cannot see my hair here, which is good, because I am sick of it and cannot wait to cut it off (damn promising myself to let is grow a whole year, only one month left).

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edbury — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 11:11:09 -0800

This probably isn't news to anyone whose been on here longer than me, but God damn - Whitechapel has some attractive members.

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burntcopper — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 11:31:33 -0800

@rainbowblight - oooo, pretty hair. my problem is i never do anything with mine due to having the self-maintenance motivation of a small marmoset.

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ales kot — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 11:54:53 -0800

@Zoe:

My hair impeccability, your hair colour and hairline.
There are universes where our children do nothing but show their hair for money and then use everything they have to make the world a better place.

And I demand the chair, sofa or whatever it is that you're sitting on because what I am sitting on is unworthy.

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CamMc — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 12:08:26 -0800

fuck your noise I want sleep.

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Zoetica — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 14:28:25 -0800

YOU WILL TAKE OUR NOISE

Also, Ales - my hair is mostly black now, I.. hope this doesn't change things.

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HylianHearts — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 14:38:28 -0800

@Elena...

So I tried fuchsia today, and you know what happened? Nothing. Not a thing. Its even the hair color thats supposed to show up in the darkest hair... LIES! I have nothing to show for it except a streak where my bangs fell across my face and the color refused to be removed.

I guess Ill have to hit up Hot Topic and white it out first. Freaking Sad day.

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gjmiller — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 14:55:42 -0800

You get Photobooth. Because my natural state is being irradiated by monitors.

Also you can see a nice painting in the background when I sit here.

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rainbowblight — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 16:06:16 -0800

@ PaulGrahamRaven they're synthetic, so I can't take too much credit ;)

@burntcopper there's always wigs and hair/dread falls, an infinite amount of variation and just a fraction of the time to style ;)

@Hylian Hearts if you have virgin hair it's not going to take the color unless you're blond. Bleach is definitely the way to go (make sure to condition the bejesus out of it afterward) Also I can tell you from years of dying my hair that so far the best brand for bright crazy colors is special effects. Stay away from Manicpanic, the colors are tempting but the quality varies (sometimes it's just that the store has been carrying it so long that the dye no longer works) The darker the color and the lighter your hair, the more likely it will stay and reds tend to last the longest.

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rev'd '76 — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 18:47:20 -0800

I always make that face when I'm working. Which is why she left me, I imagine.
Anyway, fighting with a four-page submission to Always Comix for winter '09.

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ales kot — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 01:27:47 -0800

Zoe: You made me remember something that is, in some universes, true.

http://www.musicroom.com/images/catalogue/productpage/GS28572.jpg

As I said before. NO HOPE. At all. The musli is done and I've spilled the milk all over the kitchen.
There are people on the roof and they have drillers.

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VanRabbit — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 02:32:50 -0800

I figured my first post here required a ridiculous photo.

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Jon Wake — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 06:53:20 -0800

@Willow
Back when I was in the Army, I was always getting boxer's fractures in my hands because I fell down a lot. Everyone thought I was just really violent, which confused the macho guys that knew me as a nice young man*.

@VanRabbit
I have the mustache envy.

I have no pictures to post--I look like bloody hell these days.

*'nice young man' is code for 'kinda faggy'.

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city creed — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 07:28:02 -0800

under the cosh. the deadline tide threatens to overwhelm me. I stress. I work. I stress. I seek superficially soothing displacement activity. I stress. I work. This is however, sort of exactly what I want.
potentially very very weird weekend ahead. perhaps I should have got a haircut.

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HylianHearts — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 07:35:55 -0800

@rainbowblight

Never had luck with manic panic or Special FX. Both washed out too quickly (I did the special effects blood red and everything I wore was quickly turned pink. I myself was oink for a month.) bleaching my hair does not work. Dying my hair blonde does not work. Im hoping Hot topics White out will at least my my hair a lighter brown. I have very dark hair and so my choices are limited. I once did streaks with the L'oreil Color Rays. The red was fine, but it faded quickly and left me copper. The Fuchsia didnt do a damn thing, though the box promises to show up even in the darkest hair. My hair just hates me. We have been at war since the day I was born. *sigh*

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AWilliamsID — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 08:21:56 -0800

My first comment was moments ago in the introduce myself thread. I am furthering that here I reckon. I am wasting time towards an afternoon deadline of a completed portfolio. My major is intense, and starts off with a thing we call summer option. 9 weeks of grueling drawing tasks. This is me at my worst still trying to maintain a sunny disposition. Also pictured: Diet Sun Drop, it's my vice.

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HylianHearts — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 09:21:59 -0800

Diet Sundrop....? Except for the diet part, it sounds like laundry soap. How's it taste?

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AWilliamsID — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 09:59:40 -0800

It is a citrus soda based off of orange juice concentrate. It reminds me vaguely of Mello Yello and Kick. Mixes well with whiskey.

Edit: I usually say: "Imagine the best feeling in the world, this is Diet Sun Drop in my mouth"

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rickiep00h — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 11:38:14 -0800

Boxes! Packing! Science and technology! And also a Bob Ross shirt. Why yes, I am almost 27, and therefore some kind of adult. Why?

EDIT: Seriously, do I ever smile? You think I'd be some sort of sad bastard from my Self-Portrait posts. I promise I'll smile next month.

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Spiraltwist — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 11:49:47 -0800

Happy Clouds! :)

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Zoetica — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 12:03:53 -0800

Ales, you fiend. Lap up the milk and steal the drillers.

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Ferburton — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 13:09:49 -0800

Spiral beat me to it apparently.

A happy little tree.

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edbury — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 13:15:47 -0800

@VanRabbit

Would you please share your time machine with the rest of us?

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brycemidas — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 13:24:49 -0800

@vanrabbit

Moustachioed to epic proportions. I miss my stache, but winter is icummin and therefore I must be bearded.

Also, I finally did an image dump from my camera, here's me last night at the radio station doing Embarassing Rash with Kung Fu Jimmy and DJ Feign.

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StefanJ — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 21:21:59 -0800

I'm trying to think if anything important happened since I posted my last picture.

Hmmm.

Oh, yeah:

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Val A Lindsay II — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 21:43:37 -0800

Man, what a crowd!

Here's an older one...

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ales kot — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 00:28:21 -0800

Good morning, Whitechapel.

Zoe: It's funny, this city. Once you come in the shop with the driller over your shoulder and your head covered in milk, people give you free food and smile politely.

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MundaneJoy — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 06:49:55 -0800

Fuck you, Morning

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misat0 — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 07:08:19 -0800

I didn't dye my hair amazing colours like Elena nor do I have a splendid moustache like VanRabbit, I'm so tempted to photoshop myself one though.
Me goofing around in a blonde wig, I can do that.

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Spoon — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 07:54:07 -0800

At the bar, pissed off over boy, so ready to burn the world.....

Y'all some attractive folks :)

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MartinWhitmore — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 14:10:37 -0800

Yes, I'm a zombie in a kilt.

No, it wasn't Halloween. I am an unusual person, usually.

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VoxDraconae — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 14:36:13 -0800

that make up is INCREDIBLE. well done.

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jchavez — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:58:09 -0800

@martin - don't think i'd ever seen a zombie in a kilt, now i can cross that off my list. cheers!

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Ferburton — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 16:46:47 -0800

Martin, that is fanfuckingtastic.

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JamesMacDonald — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 16:48:06 -0800

The first picture of me that's been taken since I cut off most of my hair two months back, well the first one I know of.

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MartinWhitmore — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 18:55:22 -0800

Thanks, everybody! I do airbrush makeup for fun. That particular night, I was doing makeup for the lead in "Zombie Prom" at a local high school. ...I decided to do my own makeup after I finished up with his, and got some pictures with some of the cast members after the show. Enjoy!

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Rachæl Tyrell — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 19:42:05 -0800

@ Theremina -

I saw this fashion photo and it reminds me strikingly both of your facial structure, and also the accessory style of self portrait you'd posted here once:

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forkfork — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 22:01:21 -0800

so i saw boobs on page one! score!
let's get some cock and make friends! All agree

@oda buwahahahahah drinking makes me a gentleman

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Tetsuonum41 — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 22:33:16 -0800

@forkfork i say thee nay.

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forkfork — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 22:35:38 -0800

@tetsuomnum344444441 I say nay theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I have internet!!!!!!

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Ferburton — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 23:06:04 -0800

... wow... it is fucking late...

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Walker James — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 00:44:21 -0800

I knew I would see cawk on Whitechapel...I just didn't think I'd be so horrified. Bewbs are not a warrant for cawk! No Sir. Not ever. Get off the Troll 2 good sir.

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Rachæl Tyrell — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 01:45:43 -0800

@ forkfork -

Oh, dead classy that is.

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Zoetica — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 02:51:56 -0800

What.. what in fuck's name is going on here? I leave you for one day and cocks run rampant? Unacceptable!

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howyadoin — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 03:10:46 -0800

From a few minutes ago:

So far I'm dealing with the family drama.

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howyadoin — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 03:19:56 -0800

@VanRabbit:

That is some world-class facial growth. Huzzah.

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warrenellis — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 05:54:36 -0800

hahahahaha

Let's leave Fork's contribution up and see if he regrets it in the morning.

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misat0 — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 05:57:44 -0800

I like your evil way of thinking Warren

Muwhahaha

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warrenellis — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 06:03:07 -0800

I'm almost tempted to lock forkfork's account so he CAN'T edit his post.

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misat0 — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 06:47:07 -0800

Did you see he also left another little present in the " Our Furry Loved Ones" thread?

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warrenellis — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 07:27:58 -0800

Oh, god. No, I didn't, lemme see...

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warrenellis — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 07:28:27 -0800

Inordinately proud of that little thing, isn't he?

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JamesMacDonald — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 07:33:13 -0800

He seems to be, I can picture it now:

Forkfork: "Hey everyone! Guess what I showed to the Internet last night!"

Everyone in earshot:"Your cock?"

Forkfork:"I just wanted to share..."

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Andre Navarro — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 07:49:14 -0800

Let's leave Fork's contribution up and see if he regrets it in the morning.

Good idea.

Just woke up. Behold the face of enthusiasm:

Saturday awaits.

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Fauxhammer — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 08:02:33 -0800

Somebody in this thread was never given The Gift of Shame!

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Andre Navarro — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 08:08:08 -0800

Somebody in this thread was never given The Gift of Shame!

Hey, I know I don't look my best when I w... oh. Him. Right.

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dispophoto — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 08:56:09 -0800

oh geeze. gonna need more boobs to scrub forkfork's contribution out of my brain...

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Indigo Rose — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 10:50:52 -0800

Well, I was considering posting a picture, which I swore never to do on the internet... but, considering the state my eyes are in after Fork's contribution: A) I can't see the screen (my eyes won't let me) and B) I'm not sure I want my photo in the lineup with the not-so-tasteful nudes. I guess I'll have to wait for next month...

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forkfork — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 10:56:33 -0800

hahahahhahahahaha nudity is glorious
i have no regrets, and reveal myself regularly at house parties

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Indigo Rose — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 10:58:57 -0800

Artistic nudity is one thing, random pictures like that... I can't unsee that. I never wanted to see that. There's a reason I only have sex with girls.

Edit to add: Which is not to say you are an unattractive person from an artistic standpoint, but I'm not sure that photo counts as art.

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Andre Navarro — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 11:17:25 -0800

Edit to add: Which is not to say you are an unattractive person from an artistic standpoint, but I'm not sure that photo counts as art.

Oh great. ENCOURAGE him to try harder - er, no, poor choice of words - to put some more effort into it next time. Maybe an extra light source to cast a few shadows and emphasize the cock...

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Jo — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 11:19:47 -0800

You know, I'm not sure I'm in favor of random nudity in the forum threads, in general, but if the shiny naked ladies are acceptable, in all their full-frontal glory, then so is Sir Spork up there. He only stands out because of our freakishly unbalanced cultural relationship with the female form, which is so systematically sexualized that we're used to processing it as an object of the pornographic gaze rather than a representation of physical reality, laughable or not. This culture runs on the internalization and universalization of "normal" heterosexual male desire.

Please don't make me get more theoretical on your asses than I already have. Dicks are funny looking, but until there are a lot more of them visually present--that is, visually accessible for mockery or prurient interest--in the way we represent ourselves and the media we consume, none of us deserve to see more boobs.

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HylianHearts — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 11:24:37 -0800

Penis is ugly. There is no way around that. No such thing as a pretty penis. Its ugly, and in no way attractive. The post should have been under the "I did not need to see that imagethread"

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cruciferous_rex — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 11:30:30 -0800

So this is where the beautiful people hang out.

Hi. I have eyebrows.

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keighter — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 11:32:47 -0800

I think there is a reason all the other dick pictures posted here are either a) rotting off b) in the way of seeing exactly how far up his ass those carrots are...

Enough about dicks... I am going it to a diabetic coma today because this cereal is the nectar of sanity...

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HylianHearts — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 11:35:33 -0800

You think thats bad? Malt-o-meal came out with this cereal that is cocoa puffs and the marshmallows from Lucky charms. Sounds great, right? The best of everything, right?

My god, I nearly killed myself in the hyper antics that followed. Never. Feed. To. Children.

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brycemidas — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 11:36:43 -0800

My friend Jimmy and I were having a conversation as to whether or not BooBerry still existed the other day. Thank you for solving this conundrum for us.

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Jo — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 11:37:39 -0800

@HylianHearts:
Uh, actually, that's your totally valid personal opinion and has a lot to do with culture.

It also implies that nothing you deem "ugly" should go in this thread. Do you want to go there?

Sigh.

I really do not relish the thought of unpacking a bunch of feminism and critical theory into this thread, especially if other people aren't up for it at all, but the fact remains that a user posted a picture of himself with naked women in it, with no indication of who those women are or whether they mind people sticking naked photos of them on the internet, and nobody batted an eyelash. Then a user posted a naked picture of himself, and things got noisy because people aren't used to dealing with penises in their visual media. I actually am assuming the best about the first picture and have zero problem with it. However, double standards and poorly-examined behavior patterns get me down.

Powers that be: I know this borders on thread-jacking. I will return with a photograph to restore balance.

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cruciferous_rex — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 11:43:51 -0800

@keighter-

Ah, Frankenberry, Booberry, and Count Chocula. The holy trinity of my childhood.

They were the Eucharist I imbibed while worshiping at the altar of Saturday Morning Cartoons.

amen.

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HylianHearts — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 11:44:06 -0800

Nope. Had a problem with the naked chicks too. Still... having... flash....backs....... *shiver*

My problem is is that perhaps Im too modest. If I were to run around and post naked pictures of myself all over the place I may be more comfortable with it. But.... Im not going to do that because I know no one wants to see that. Which is precisely why I dont do it.

People don't mind seeing naked females as much as male, because people see more of naked females. Nude males are a novelty.

Everyone may have a different view on what "ugly" is, but Im pretty sure I could NEVER look a cock and say "OOoO, that's pretty!" Even the one I get to see daily. Im happy to see it, Dont get me wrong, but its ugly. Will always be ugly.

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Yskaya — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 11:45:00 -0800

Page five. save your eyes.

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keighter — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 11:50:43 -0800

@cruciferous_rex
I really want to find Fruit Brute the werewolf part of the series... but I don't know if twenty five year old cereal would be any good. Lime flavored marshmallows sound fantastic. There was also Yummy Mummy, but werewolves are far more interesting!

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Jo — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 11:59:51 -0800

@HylianHearts:

See, in this second post it's very clear that you're stating opinion, and maybe even that you know you're stating opinion, but you still make assumptions regarding other people's positions ("no one wants to see that") and lay out opinion as fact ("Im happy to see it, Dont get me wrong, but its ugly. Will always be ugly.").

I am not trying to pick on you or attack you personally, and I will never tell you that you should feel differently about naked pictures, of yourself or others--I'm only talking about what you and other people have actually said, and no one registered any objection to the naked women, here on the thread. Again, I'm not objecting to that picture or to the second one; I'm saying that if one stays, the other should, too.

{Edited to add that I really need to go take a shower and I feel like I'm pushing on the general hospitality of the board. I'd be glad to continue talking, if anyone gives a shit, later, and perhaps not in the self-portrait thread.}

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warrenellis — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 12:02:40 -0800

Here's the deal:

If men, women or things inbetween wish to post pictures of themselves naked in a self-portraits thread, then I have no problem with it. This is a forum for adults, and I assume no-one's going to fall down at the sight of an unclothed penis.

That said, if forkfork sticks his tiny dick into any other threads like he did last night, he's going to go away. I cut him some slack last night because he was clearly drunk off his arse.

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Jo — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 12:04:10 -0800

Thanks, boss.

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Andre Navarro — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 12:15:10 -0800

Here's the deal:

If men, women or things inbetween wish to post pictures of themselves naked in a self-portraits thread, then I have no problem with it. This is a forum for adults, and I assume no-one's going to fall down at the sight of an unclothed penis.

Well said, and fair enough.

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ales kot — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 12:25:04 -0800

Penis is evil. Gun is good.

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brycemidas — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 12:25:46 -0800

Our Lord Ellis is Just and Fair. Hail Ellis!

Also I feel compelled, in response to all the whiskey and moustachioedness going round Whitechapel these days, to post this ancient picture of myself:

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Digitalyn — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 12:47:54 -0800

Oh how I loled !

Anyway : dirty mirror self shot.

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SJD — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 12:51:38 -0800

I already look different after a haircut, but whatever. It's from a few days ago.

I see you all and now you see me too.

Word.

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forkfork — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 13:40:43 -0800

@warren
that is a fair deal and i will promise not to post any pictures in the fuzzy little pets thread again

@Jo
thanks for your input, and having an opinion different from the norm

and woo back to pretty pretty portraits

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COOP — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 13:43:04 -0800

Jo - just for the record, I posted the self portrait with the two nekkid ladies, both of whom are fairly well-known fetish models, Kumimonster and Ulorin Rex. The photo was one of the last from a fun day spent shooting them. I mainly posted it because I suspected that some fetish-oriented folks here would recognize them, and also because they are lovely, unlike myself. Obviously I have their permission, they were compensated and signed all necessary releases and whatnot, but thanks for your concern.

And, FWIW, I personally have no problem with photos of cocks, post them all you want. I will say that this is the last place I expected prudishness about nudity of any variety.

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Walker James — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 13:59:03 -0800

I knew I would see cawk on Whitechapel...I just didn't think I'd be so horrified.

I was a bit intoxicated when I typed that. I could eat chili while browsing THAT thread. Its more apt to say I was in a state of confusion...because who posts a picture of teh cawk with their face included!?

We have an answer ladies and gentlemen...forkfork does.

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Ferburton — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 14:27:19 -0800

Forkfork... you're just full of win. Awesome. Love the shirt.

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CamMc — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 14:27:29 -0800

I woke this morning at one in the afternoon. I had no reason to see penis. But now it occurs to me that I had no reason to not to see penis.

I propose a rule that IF any nude one-up-manship occurs, it only occurs in an acceptable vag/penis ratio to keep everyone happy. Because we all know, a penis for a penis leaves everyone blind.

That being said, Forfork your shirt is fantastic. As well as old-school GW models.

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warrenellis — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 14:34:53 -0800

Yes yes it was a cock on the internet what a surprise move along now.

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Jo — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 14:37:09 -0800

@COOP:
That's precisely why I assumed the very best and had no problem with it (I hope that was clear from my post--I was referring to your picture by its most general descriptors, to illustrate a contrast).

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Steve — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 14:56:42 -0800

Spending a day in the recliner with a laptop. Doesn't get much better than that.

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Willow Bl00 — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 14:57:21 -0800

My now homeless ass waiting on the bus. No worries, have the means and ability to find a new place to live, just waiting for the right place and people. It's like the homeless can smell my transient nature... they talk to me differently now, and never ask for money.

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HylianHearts — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 16:42:58 -0800

And once again, Lord Ellis has made another just decree. :D

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Jo — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 17:17:23 -0800

(As promised.)

I'm going to a mod night this evening. A friend is DJing. I decided to oldschool it. Or, well, Blue Monday it, depending upon your frame of reference.

Homemade button plus my mom's Quill and Scroll pin from the real life actual 1960s.

That is indeed my skirt from high school.

And it is indeed regulation length. Just.

I plan to carry a schoolbag and a flask, and sneak into the bathroom to share cigarettes and apply eyeliner.

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jchavez — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 17:32:11 -0800

before:

after:

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HylianHearts — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 17:46:01 -0800

@jchavez

You have a great noggin shape to go bald! Looks GREAT! (I'd never do it because I have this bump that would look odd indeed if I tried)

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jchavez — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 17:56:17 -0800

@hylianhearts - thanks! i'm glad i don't have an oddly shaped skull myself, and considering all the blows it's taken, i am surprised.

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shining_lion — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 18:32:14 -0800

Willow: I made a call-out to my Seattle folks to see if there's a place that's a bit warmer for you to be homeless at. I'll let you know if I hear back.

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joe.distort — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 19:43:55 -0800

heres a picture that screams "i am drinking high life and bored with a camera phone" from the other day

and heres a picture with the right hand of doom

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brittanica — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 20:54:49 -0800

(checks phone for gprs signal)
fuck. i'm going to have to get an actual camera. this whole "yeah my phone takes pictures but it sends them only when the planets are aligned" bullshit.
so here's a picture i actually like of myself from forever ago, since we're doing hair color this month:

that's my mom's camera. times like this i miss living with the parents.

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chris g — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 21:52:28 -0800

i was playing "Raccoon!"

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howyadoin — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 22:41:21 -0800

@ jchavez: based on my own experience, a shapely round skull like that is pretty resilient to denting. It's probably related to the way that New Beetles do so well in crash testing.

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oldhat — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 00:03:11 -0800

Thought I'd join in on all of this.

I'd also like to make a promise. I don't get drunk very often, but when I do, I will be sure to post on this forum. I've gotten that comfortable with you people.

Also I find it odd that people are surprised and shocked over seeing a penis on a forum started by Warren Ellis. Remember his reminder to the whiners?

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cmerrilljump — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 01:44:06 -0800

jesus, i don't read some forums for a day or so and i miss something... average? not really sorry to bring the penis back up at all. though i might draw a parallel. i'm rather regretting my attempt to have a social life again. without he vices it just isn't the same. almost like having too much penis and not enough "girl parts" (was the word of the day. AAHHHHHHH!) peewee's playhouse anyone?

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forkfork — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 02:13:44 -0800

@ Jo

ooow oooow
what an outfit!!!
compliment girl compliment!
i have a quill and scroll pin somewhere.....somewhere

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odarable — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 05:01:40 -0800

@Jo: Agreed with others, that is a wonderful outfit!

@Everyone in nakedness discussion I'm pretty late for: It would seem forkfork changes into a half-crazy social retard when drunk. You all should've seen the messages he sent me before turning up here, I regret not printscreening them for the lulz. However I forgive it, the randomness of the internet is what I like about it.

I got a haircut. No one but me notices a difference:

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PyD — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 06:06:40 -0800

Me quietly amused at all the drinken antics and the grins on folks faces

I've been too drunk to post in the last few weeks when drunk - its fun. Looking forward to Christmas drinking with old friends.
Happy Sunday everyone.

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Fauxhammer — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 06:44:07 -0800

Looking good!

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krakatoakatie — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 10:40:24 -0800

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joe.distort — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 11:40:02 -0800

damn we are are bunch of sexy nerds. not just me being a creep, my lady confirmed this (hey, i know a hot guy when i see one, but she has a much keener sense of it) when looking on here.

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dot_xom — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 12:00:02 -0800

Snapped by my niece:

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Rablenkov — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 12:56:41 -0800

Evening.

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Zoetica — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 13:39:39 -0800

I put chocolate milk into my cereal just now.

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Winther — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 14:06:43 -0800

No penis for you.

Well, you don't have to look that relieved.

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edward — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 14:32:34 -0800

@EVERYONE... My penis wasn't even showing... I made sure- I just wanted to show off my dog- and hey... I think that's the first time I have ever been censored on the internet... Imagine my surprise to find this discussion has been and gone and over and arriving late to find that my picture got booted. I missed all of this craziness as I only usually am posting when the rest of the world sleeps...

However.

If you are '-in for a penny-' and all that, I believe you should be in for the pound. But. It is not my proprietary right to make these decisions...

So...

Oh, and-

There. I believe that to be the most mature and correct response to this 20th Century way of looking at the human form as a male versus female and ugly versus beautiful...

Embrace the future.

"Oh and hey... Fuck you." - Beastie Boys (Hey Fuck You [Explicit])

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Ariana — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 14:46:07 -0800

Edward, you do realize your photo was deleted via your image host photobucket -- quite possibly because you made the account private -- and had absolutely nothing to do with anything here, don't you...?

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Jo — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 14:46:39 -0800

@Edward:
Photobucket is notoriously squeamish about all sorts of stupid shit.

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magatsu — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 15:05:40 -0800

@# cruciferous_rex
I love your hair. And I want it.

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kperkins — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 15:43:24 -0800

I have not the hair.

Oh, yeah. This is something I'm doing for a "collective" art project called the Sketchbook Project, it's my first page of my project.

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trini_naenae — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 16:15:52 -0800

Ha!

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kimieye — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 18:44:50 -0800

Neither are recent, both are however from the same time period.

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Ben — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 18:47:06 -0800

Taken in the pub during a funk. Thankfully my brother's presence is helping with the removal of said funk.

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jchavez — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 18:54:08 -0800

@howyadoin - ha!! i hadn't thought about it that way, but thanks. and consensus seems to be thumbs up!

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warrenellis — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 18:56:02 -0800

Kimi's back...

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kimieye — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 19:44:11 -0800

Hello...
I was naughty an didn't read all the post before mine(I just sifted pictures) didn't relies there was so much penis noise on this thread...
disappointed I missed it...the penis not the noise...

p.s. I work with small children and have no problem with this being on the internet, neither should you.

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keighter — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 19:57:28 -0800

@Kimieye I was just thinking that this thread needed more ass. Thank you!

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edward — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 20:10:42 -0800

@Ari'/ All: I counted on everyone here understanding my satirical point of view so we could all get a bigger laugh... this is why I will never be a stand- up comic, everyone telling me to sit down.

{ :) I like it here and would never poop where I eat... }

I understood it was Photobucket and was unclear in expressing that.

Good times.

@Kimi':And thank you very much Miss for your wonderful rear view... mirror. ;)

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Brazen — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 23:20:45 -0800

@VanRabbit: You're facial hair is an inspiration. I'm working one of those old school muttonchop/mustache combos but itll be a month or so until my foundation beard is adequately bushy.

@All-the-nudists: Props on the gutsy. If I had more of the guts id show off my Tom Selleck-esque chest hair...

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station — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 23:24:48 -0800

Hi I'm new :D

:D

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ales kot — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 05:30:31 -0800

I demand more ass. And more chocolate milk.

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odarable — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 07:03:49 -0800

My general nudity prefers being offline. It told me.

But here's me one early morning, with my santa hat and the snow boots that make punks and emos give me the evil eye on the bus:

.

I could tell the judgemental darkies that the pink little mp3-player of mine is playing Enslaved. I could kick them in the knee-caps. I do neither, just give them my biggest smile and giggle inside. Smalltown life rocks. AND SO DOES MY BLOODY SNOW BOOTS.

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cruciferous_rex — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 09:26:39 -0800

@magatsu

Hah! Thanks. You too can have crazy green mop-head. Just get fed up and stop brushing your hair. Wash and sleep as normal, then bleach and dye the insane mass that follows. Et voila:

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Tony Lee — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 09:27:08 -0800

Yours truly and Dan Boultwood - Montague Pike, London, December 2008.

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warrenellis — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 09:35:31 -0800

Oh, god, Oda, I think my kid has those same boots....

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odarable — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 10:27:29 -0800

Then your kid has excellent taste, Sir. They are simple and tasteful in their ugliness, and perfect for snow.

But does that mean that you should feel old, or that I should feel very very young?

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ybm — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 10:40:13 -0800

Lost the will to shave. Probably won't find it for several years.

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fulnic — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 10:57:23 -0800

me, grinning like a freakin IDIOT.

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notwolf — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 11:02:13 -0800

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Zoetica — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 11:22:25 -0800

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Gekko — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 11:26:38 -0800

A thousand dicks (yawn) are not worth one work of art.

(Watching a portrait by Koskas circa the forties)

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mybrainhurts — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 11:41:39 -0800

This is me from a couple of days ago trying to look cool.

I don't think it worked.

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filthy ring — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 11:46:16 -0800

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mkhall — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 12:02:06 -0800

I just heard that my best friend's cat died. I've had two rescued kittens die on me in recent weeks, two co-workers killed in horrible car wrecks, and a friend once removed shot to death in an armored car robbery. I am beginning to feel like the vortex of a whirling pool of death.

Happy fucking holidays.

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Snake Face — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 12:18:22 -0800

This picture is two years old. I haven't become any less cool since then.

@mkhall: Hang in there. Everything comes around. Good stuff will start happening to you left and right.

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chris g — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 12:46:39 -0800

@Zoetica - even when you fall down in the woods it turns out pretty :D

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magenta — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 12:55:35 -0800

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PyD — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 12:57:16 -0800

woo christmas yis bastards

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rakdaddy — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 13:10:33 -0800

This one will make @PaulGrahamRaven weep, for the Mustache of Justice is no more:

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JP Carpenter — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 13:21:12 -0800

Hate to come over all Ancient Mariner, but cocks, used carelessly, lead to these...

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LokiZero — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 14:06:18 -0800

I really don't want to go to any more job interviews.

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somnonaut — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 15:07:28 -0800

Muh!

I really, really, really wish that it actually produced noise. The notes would probably sonically resemble a pan flute in a chamber of helium.

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odarable — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 16:16:40 -0800

@Snake Face: Do you teach your coolness? I am willing to learn.

@somnoaut: I absolutely love that little guitar. A shame it doesn't produce noise.

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VoxDraconae — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 17:10:36 -0800

im wondering if we can get the tiny guitar and the tiny fruit in the same room with tiny carl jung for a tiny still-life.

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odarable — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 17:12:46 -0800

Tiny things, with the exception of my korean ex, are awesome.

A new month really means we should find new tiny fruit! Now! I challenge you!

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brycemidas — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 17:22:56 -0800

My parents think it is a good idea to buy my 80 year old grandfather tiny kitchen utensils (tiny mortar & pestle, tiny colander, etc). I am not sure why. My parents are insane.

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Snake Face — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 17:35:56 -0800

@odaelisabeth: No I'm sorry. I can't teach you coolness but I can share the secret with you on how to obtain it.

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MShades — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 17:46:04 -0800

I don't get in here nearly often enough....

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mc2 — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 18:19:34 -0800

I wonder if I'll ever look this good again.

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aike — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:00:31 -0800

Here is me with tumor...

Here is me after 2 rounds of Chemo... 4 to go, but tumor gone.

So that leads us to believe I had a hair tumor. I tried to emulate the facial expression in #1 to facilitate comparison. I am, however, SO tempted to get a sharpie and put a little spider on my skull...

And no I will not show you where else one loses hair during Chemo. And yes, one does lose it... luckily I still have the eyebrows/lashes... that starts getting weird, methinks.

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warrenellis — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:49:26 -0800

IN WHITECHAPEL, CANCER GETS A KICKING

Nice one, aike.

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sdinma — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 20:31:04 -0800

@kimieye: Another Massachusettian!

Anyway, here I am after downing more than the recommended dose of Ny-Quil:

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Jody Collins — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 20:53:15 -0800

Here I am chasing a gnome around the house.

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StefanJ — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 20:57:43 -0800

You need a Gnome Terrier, Jody. They'll follow the little bastards right into their dens.

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shining_lion — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 21:03:04 -0800

aike:

Well played, Sir, well played.

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Nygaard — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 06:28:01 -0800

Portrait of self, fresh off my cameraphone. Memory card suddenly started working again. It moves in mysterious ways.

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odarable — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 06:33:15 -0800

@Nygaard: I thought "Oh God, he looks norwegian". Then I looked at the nickname and you were.

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Andre Navarro — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 06:38:29 -0800

@aike: Absolutely awesome news, mate. Nice one.

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Rachæl Tyrell — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 06:57:26 -0800

@ Aike -

I took these yesterday, but now I feel rather silly about my concern over losing my hair. Thank you.

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Nygaard — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 07:32:40 -0800

@odaelisabeth: Heh. Most guys my age seem to worry about turning into their fathers. All I have to worry about is turning into a living cliché. :)

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de umbris idearum — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 07:43:46 -0800

Supposedly working from home today, but I just found out that Oliver Postgate has died, so instead of writing about something I have no interest in, I'm getting very, very drunk. I promise not to do a forkfork ie. posting a photo of some sort of weird growth sprouting out from my penis?

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Gekko — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 08:08:50 -0800

@ aike > glad to read it's gone.

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Fearlessfoz — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 08:39:47 -0800

sunday morning...jenn found her brother's hat... good for a cold morning

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MontiLee — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 08:42:23 -0800

Me - at work, aging gracefully as I turn 36 on Thursday.

The inscription on my whiteboard behind me says,
"De inimico hon loquaris sed cogites."
Do not wish ill for your enemies, plan it.

I try to change it every week. It amuses my co-workers.

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Rachel — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 08:50:35 -0800

Since December seems to be the month for nuding up...

It occurs to me now that I should have brushed my hair first.

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MontiLee — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 09:39:48 -0800

@Rachel

Dammit - now I wanna nude up.

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PaulGrahamRaven — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 09:47:09 -0800

Perhaps we should pre-declare January as in-the-buff month on Whitechapel? But then we might get a shot of our Lord and Master having one of his late night cigarettes, so maybe not... I'm not sure if that's an image I need to see made real.

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oldhat — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 09:53:29 -0800

@Jody: It looks like that gnome is a jackass roommate and you're just disapproving of him.

@Paul: I think if he posted that the internet would implode.

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Zoetica — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 10:06:40 -0800

Oh my. Is this going to be the naked thread from now on? My virgin eyes!!

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warrenellis — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 10:13:48 -0800

Oh my. Is this going to be the naked thread from now on? My SOULLESS ROBOT eyes!!

fixed that for you

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Gekko — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 10:16:51 -0800

Actually it's interesting. One can show one's own self naked anywhere else, but here, this is a very special attitude: showing one's own body on a Whitechapel thread to Whitechapel regulars. Is that a sort of bonding or what? You know, shapes of things to come?
Anyway.
The hair extraordinaire, Rachel.

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Zoetica — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 10:49:28 -0800

Beep, clickk, whrrrr.

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JEFFSJ — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 10:50:18 -0800

I'm totally naked under these clothes. Totally.

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Andre — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 11:27:28 -0800

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somnonaut — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 12:34:34 -0800

@Gekko: Haha, "shape of things" to come.

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shining_lion — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 12:46:11 -0800

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warrenellis — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 12:47:27 -0800

ZOBOT KILL

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chronicluscious — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 12:57:46 -0800

I am so glad I'm no the only one to bust out the janky-ass iSight for this thread.
So NOT glad I am the only person on the planet who doesn't know to tab down though. Durr.

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shining_lion — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 13:15:58 -0800

Welcome to Whitechapel, Chronicluscious.

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kimieye — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 13:47:51 -0800

@sdinma there are a few of us...but the google map is not so helpful.
@ Rachel I think the guys are letting us down...I envy your hair

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shining_lion — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 14:50:54 -0800

The Doctor redux: I got the scarf of one, the glasses of another, the jacket of another, and my very own K9. And yes, that IS a sonic screw-driver. And a geek holding it.

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chiaslut — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 14:57:13 -0800

Look what working on a crappy lil laptop all day does to your eyes!

The hat says "dork" on it. Truth in advertising and all that.
It is ridiculously cold in the cafe I'm working in today.

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somnonaut — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 15:15:42 -0800

@shining_lion: All you need is William Hartnell's goofy hat!

@sleestak: The cafe you're working in today meaning you work in a different one every day? Or it's just markedly colder than usual in the only cafe you work in?

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mkhall — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 15:47:28 -0800

Just to put all of your minds at ease, I will be skipping January if it is going to be naked month. But I will be watching. Oh yes, I will.

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razrangel — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 16:33:12 -0800

@Rachel I *wish* my nudity could be anywhere near as pleasant. I envy your hair. ...and everything else. *cheers*

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jchavez — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 17:18:56 -0800

love the outfit, zoetica.

playing with my picture editor (wishing i owned photoshop):

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trini_naenae — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 17:54:42 -0800

As much as I enjoy playing along with themes... this one is not going to happen.

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Zoetica — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 18:09:52 -0800

@jchavez Thank you! I'm working the tomboy thing lately.

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Snake Face — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 18:20:55 -0800

Just wait until the dress comes off. That's when the real fun starts.

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Ferburton — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 18:59:27 -0800

Whitechapel, you so crazy.

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brycemidas — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 20:09:22 -0800

@ferburton
would you like to have WC's baby?

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Henchbot — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 20:18:02 -0800

@ the trough this time last year. Kincoras I believe. On a midweek otherwise Id get my ass kicked, with the suit on.

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outlawpoet — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 22:26:17 -0800

it's a bit late, thinking about things, noticed I haven't hit this thread yet this month...

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sebfowler — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 02:01:08 -0800

I am sideways because I have ear drops in my ear, waiting for them to take effect. I got bored. Voila!

Got ear pain from snorkeling over the weekend and diving a little too much. That'll teach me for having fun!

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philrancid — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 09:08:33 -0800

Sorry so late on it. Actually forgot I had a login here. I'm forgetting a lot lately, and having a lot of ideas that maybe aren't good, and not figuring out that bit until after. The main reason I've jumped in and started barking is that I really wanted to say that this thread is just fuckin' lovely, and hilarious, and it fills me with joy and love.

Or something.

Pardon my battered iPhone--or don't--but I got it at friend-prices and it's my first data phone, so I'm all roaming-datagasm about it.

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chiaslut — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 11:12:23 -0800

@somnonaut - I "work from home" for my job, but I succumb to cabin fever pretty quickly these days so I work out of several different cafes within biking distance around town (Eugene, OR).

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Basscatsmith — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 12:24:04 -0800

I'm new here and couldn't help myself.

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infomancer — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 12:30:48 -0800

I wonder if the bass is the only thing upright in that picture.

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snarky — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 13:27:01 -0800

from hiroshima earlier this year...

and this was somewhere in shinjuku. karaokeing. karaokeing very hard.

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CaratheWalton — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 15:04:07 -0800

I can't think of anything interesting to say right now, I'm too tired after teaching teenagers all day . . .

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odarable — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 17:45:29 -0800

snarky knows how to drink her beer!

I always end up with the jug when it's past midnight on a night out. :o

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somnonaut — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 18:11:16 -0800

@basscatsmith: Beautiful... bass.

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rickiep00h — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:17:07 -0800

@snarky

After me own heart, you are.

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Redwynd — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 21:18:10 -0800

Let's go, internet nudity!

(Just headed out for a butt)

And just because there is far too little penis on this thread...

Shit, but I love that thing. Can't see it too well from that photo, but it's carved mahogany, the balls are hollowed out as an ashtray.

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VanRabbit — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 00:15:47 -0800

@ snarky, great moments in drinking?

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jchavez — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 00:43:16 -0800

@snarky - now THAT'S how it's done!!!

oh, and:

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snarky — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 06:06:11 -0800

what you don't see are the other four pitchers on the table. :X

also, japan is awesome.

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Zoetica — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 08:37:33 -0800

An ex just sent me photos of me naked and tied up at 21. Guess what??? Not posting them on the internet.

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Fauxhammer — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 08:48:55 -0800

And that's as naked as I fuckin' get.

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VanRabbit — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 08:54:16 -0800

That colonel sanders would,

1. be the ultimate cheesy butler holding business cards statue

2. Is begging for something inappropriate to be stuck in his hand

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snarky — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 09:28:02 -0800

@ VanRabbit

japan has a thing with putting colonel sanders in costume, virtually every KFC i walked past had a statue of him outside dressed up in weird shit. shogun sanders was in nara, there was another one in kyoto where he was holding a firecracker and had a frilly apron and a giant lobster hat and another one in tokyo where he was in a weird sherlock holmes-esque costume. it was pretty sweet.

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warrenellis — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 09:41:35 -0800

An ex just sent me photos of me naked and tied up at 21. Guess what??? Not posting them on the internet.

Were your little cogs and wires visible?

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Ferburton — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 10:12:23 -0800

An ex just sent me photos of me naked and tied up at 21. Guess what??? Not posting them on the internet.

Were your little cogs and wires visible?

Was it right after you came out of your alien egg or was this inside the womb?

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Zoetica — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 11:25:00 -0800

I WILL post this obnoxious image, however! And yes, warren. Some of the cogs were indeed visible. Shh!

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allana — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 11:54:29 -0800

it was only a matter of time before WC became one big self-congratulatory orgy.

this is the only self-portrait i've taken in a while.

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tedcroland — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 12:07:21 -0800

Oh, great... @allana's a vampire now.

Time to get the kit.

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de umbris idearum — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 13:13:15 -0800

Is it wrong of me to want to eat Zoetica with some fava beans and a nice big Amarone? In the nicest possible sense of course; cogs and all.

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Zoetica — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 13:20:21 -0800

Yes, Stuart. It's wrong AND punishable by electrocution.

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de umbris idearum — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 13:26:08 -0800

Is that a punishment? I'll stop now.

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warrenellis — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:33:42 -0800

Please back away from the real girl now. Thank you.

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edward — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:44:37 -0800

Durch Lucifer' s bart- was mich haben begann?

Warum fährt es fort?

Now. Let us relax and have a nice espresso.

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de umbris idearum — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 15:29:46 -0800

Fully backed away. No malign intentions meant. Merely used the last girl's picture up for a name. Apologises.

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Sara 013 — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 16:06:16 -0800

I see you....

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allana — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 17:05:52 -0800

the before shot.

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Basscatsmith — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 17:14:04 -0800

@Somnonaut Thank you. She is my pride and joy. I just wish I was better at playing her.

@Allana I take it from the scars that you have had two sets of hooks through your chest? Did you just pull or did you hang? Any other hooks? Your skin streches nicely.
I've hung twice now and pulled multipule times.

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Ferburton — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 21:04:37 -0800

AH! I can see Sara's face!

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Ben Thelen — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 00:10:25 -0800

Me, mid-haircut. (There seems to be a hair theme here, and I feel better going with that theme than the phallic one. Maybe next month, Whitechapel! Until then, you'll just have to use your imagination.) I often let my hair get long, and my stylist likes to cut in into a mullet before finishing. It seems to bring her great amusement.

So, should I have stuck with this look?

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m1k3y — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:08:41 -0800

in the shitty carpark of my shitty job with shitty hair that i didn't even notice still had a clump of product in it til freaking lunchtime

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Will Couper — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:51:38 -0800

Just so's you know I ain't joinin' the nud parade.

COOP:

both of whom are fairly well-known fetish models, Kumimonster and Ulorin Rex.

To be a pedant: isn't it Ulorin Vex? We had her in the first issue of Dangerous Ink.

Will

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allana — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 05:02:31 -0800

@Basscatsmith, i doubt i could hang from my chest. i didn't actually like the hooks this time around, and was going gentle.
i've suspended thrice now, with amorphous plans for many more, and we're planning another pull this month, though that'll probably get delayed just like all our other plans. :)
that picture is actually about as far as my skin stretches, which is weird when you see some of the other people i work with. they're so elastic it's scary. (my friends hate piercing me; my flesh is apparently tough and thick. wonder what that means.)

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mybrainhurts — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 05:16:17 -0800

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MagicSword! — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 07:14:58 -0800

@ allana : my flesh is apparently tough and thick. wonder what that means

you're bullet proof?

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Zoetica — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 10:00:36 -0800

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Rootfireember — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 12:06:56 -0800

Why so serious, Whitechapel?

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COOP — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 12:56:55 -0800

Will - you are correct. I mistyped.

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obliterati — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 16:29:14 -0800

I spaced November because of a pretty awesome drug habit. And the camera is still dead, so my trick is to pretend I'm shopping for a laptop at the Apple Store, and then hulk out when they notice I'm just using the built-in camera.

Hulk want off switch on iPhone!

I got this scar tackling a fire hydrant with my face when I was a kid.

The fire hydrant totally lost.

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PyD — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 16:34:50 -0800

Me after work - also am getting up tomorrow at 7 to go back in but L has come round to lie beside me and keep me warm so I can deal.

Night chapel

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allana — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 16:35:17 -0800

@MagicSword!, how do we go about testing this hypothesis?

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snarky — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 18:38:11 -0800

@ Rootfireember - that made me spit tea onto my monitor.

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Rootfireember — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 20:26:46 -0800

@snarky - I have learned to put my pop down when I'm reading stuff on WC. I've had a few pop-on-keyboard or tea-on-keyboard moments.

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rickiep00h — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 22:54:58 -0800

@zoetica

I don't know what part is my favorite, your hair or your GLASSES. Where did you get them? How much? I keep forgetting to ask.

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chris g — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 00:44:15 -0800

in teh bathroom, cliche huh? there's a florescent light in there that hasn't been switched off since ...last year! HA

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Zoetica — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 00:49:29 -0800

Glasses: Nakano, Tokyo. about $120 for the whole deal!

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m1k3y — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 01:38:59 -0800

A good night often ends covered in blood, cum, vomit or tears but a bad day often starts like that.
- TheGrumpyOwl

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William Christensen — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 01:47:10 -0800

@m1k3y - Hats off to you mate, the blood and Dok Grinder shirt make you look proper hard! Hope the blood isn't yours!

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m1k3y — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 02:42:34 -0800

@william - yeah it's all mine, mosh pit was pretty crazy at The Bronx gig last night.. had a beer bottle smashed over my head in the first 30secs.. great time had by all

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MagicSword! — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 06:33:13 -0800

@ allana : the same way you test any hypothesis - logic, mathematics, empirical evidence, microscopes, test tubes, some kind of camera on the end of a stick.

Guns?

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krakatoakatie — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 06:54:51 -0800

crazy picture from when i was sick last week. hair finally got touched up though.

older pinup selfportrait- as much flesh as i show on these here interwebs. thinking about going back to red hair. thoughts?

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rickiep00h — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 08:07:56 -0800

@zoetica: Thanks. I'll keep them in mind next time my wife needs glasses--I think they'd work with her pretty well. They are fab, no doubt.

@katie: rickie is a sucker for redheads in a completely perverse and debilitating way. so my vote is yay.

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CaratheWalton — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 09:35:13 -0800

@katie The red hair is nice. Goes well with your eyes and skin tone :D

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Zoetica — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 09:40:45 -0800

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snarky — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 10:10:50 -0800

@ katie - i like your boobs.

@ m1k3y - ouch. i almost got kicked in the head by some crazy bitch crowdsurfing in stilettos last week, can't imagine how being smashed with a bottle must feel. :S

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agentarsenic — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 11:40:57 -0800

@Zo
Shouldn't you fear the hammer, as it is the tool that will dismantle your evil robot race?

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magatsu — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 11:41:46 -0800

@Zoetica
Weaponry wins (hammers especially) and the (raised?) eyebrow seals the deal. Thank you for my first smile of the day.
PS- What's is (in) the box?

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warrenellis — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 11:50:26 -0800

zobot.ebb does maintenance

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SigridEllis — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 12:11:26 -0800

I deeply, deeply, need a haircut.

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HylianHearts — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 12:20:38 -0800

@m1k3y
I saw The Bronx at Warped and I really liked them. I went to find their music and discovered that hearing them live first really ruined it becuase the recorded version couldnt live up to expectations.

Not doing nude, but This'll do. Its two years old though, so dont mind the baby face.

(edit- spelling again...)

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Ben — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 13:41:58 -0800

Ever wondered what a hazmat suit is like underwater?

This is just the hat. The suit itself looks like it belongs in a fetish video, and refuses to come out in crappy phone cam pictures.

My friends are so awesome, they actually hooked the air up for me so I could play 20,000 Leagues Under The Couch.

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dark alchemist — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 15:20:37 -0800

im the tall one

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St.Wanger — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 15:22:00 -0800

me on the moon

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cruciferous_rex — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 15:44:02 -0800

I just discovered yesterday that I have Bell's Palsy, half my face is paralyzed and rashy. I think it adds to my somewhat psychotic charm, though.

*edited for spelling, damn vowels.

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razrangel — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 16:20:37 -0800

@cruciferous_rex You and Ralph Nader. Cheers!

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cruciferous_rex — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 18:48:18 -0800

@razrangel-

Also Dick Cheney (well, his might be a stroke), and Popeye whom I've been impersonating all day. It really doesn't get old.

Oh yes, and Burgess Meredith as the Penguin.

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Andre Navarro — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 20:09:16 -0800

On Wednesday, waiting for friend to show up at restaurant:

Today, after a shower:

Seconds later:

Later, being blinded by the that shiny bastard in the sky you London guys see about once every ten years:

Note to self: remember where the fuck I left my sunglasses.

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snarky — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 21:46:43 -0800

i just got back from victoria santacon 2008.

i guess i was gothic industrial santa, or some ghetto-ass reindeer.

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Bentley Chism — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 22:39:18 -0800

Enjoying being out of Classes till Mid-Janurary, and celebrating a 4.0 for the semester, and getting my associate's degree.

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Henchbot — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 04:01:17 -0800

hi fuckers.

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Edwin — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 07:08:00 -0800

Sunday. Nothing doing except reading Ballard's Crystal World and pet a cat.

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magenta — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 14:34:42 -0800

Apparently my eyebrows are afraid of my webcam and have walked off. I must find them before latch on to innocent bystanders. Ha! is that my trusty staple gun I see among the powertools?

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MementoMori — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 15:08:57 -0800

In a nightclub some months ago, when I was visiting my hometown, Vitória. I used to live in this barbaric place where it’s not illegal to smoke in bars, pubs or nightclubs. I think Mr. Ellis would feel comfortable there. I’m posting this just to make him envious.

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Alienist — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 17:33:32 -0800

Secrets and layers. But mostly guarded.

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CaratheWalton — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 18:48:16 -0800

Getting ready to watch an episode of Buffy and go to bed.

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Andre Navarro — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 19:59:45 -0800

The absolutely identical expression in all three pictures was completely non-intentional. Also, the camera LIES. In the first pic, my eyes don't have that accentuated height disparity (either that or my mirror is lying). My nose, however, IS that crooked. Deviated septum.

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Sun, 14 Dec 2008 20:51:44 -0800

My conscience fervently tells me to peck you.
The rest of me feels rather confused about it.

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SJD — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 21:09:33 -0800

This is at work last Friday. You might not be able to tell, but I promise....

...underneath all my clothes I am totally naked.

Just a note: You're all beautiful on Whitechapel children. Thanks for the pretty.

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allana — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 22:29:26 -0800

okay, one real self-portrait, because i'm feeling good tonight.

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odarable — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 04:28:35 -0800

@Allana: Looking good aswell!

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HylianHearts — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 09:15:10 -0800

@vanessa
noooo!!!! Not the brain chicken!!!!!

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Jo — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 09:20:48 -0800

@Allana:
Looking thoroughly charming, in fact.

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fulnic — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 09:37:31 -0800

I do not look well today. I guess I'm really not a morning person, getting up at 5.30am kinda killed me and despite numerous comments to the contrary, I didn't think this tie sucked ass. No really, I didn't...

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ales kot — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 09:43:09 -0800

No hair
No money
One beer

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Zoetica — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 10:01:32 -0800

Kotik, we miss your hair.

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city creed — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 10:03:07 -0800

alright whitechapel? I think you're hot.
bloody monday again is it?
typical

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Alastair — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 10:23:30 -0800

reading in bed last night

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ales kot — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 10:23:54 -0800

BIG HAIR LOVE.

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Zoetica — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 10:29:59 -0800

How the hell did you get that shot?

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ales kot — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 10:39:41 -0800

Camera, wooden plate that was up there, loads of sealing tape, autoshoot on 60 seconds. Hardest part was to grow the hair back quickly enough.

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edward — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:24:40 -0800

@All: We do have very nice- looking people here- but it is also pleasing to read the running commentaries that suggest a wide margin of age and means- it feels as if there are great personalities out there- which in the WWW of ILLUSIONS (because Tricks are for Whores) is something very satisfying to the cynical me.

This and the excellent photography.

Cheers to Mr. Ellis or whomever it may be pointed at and thanked.

E.

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remotepush — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 14:00:21 -0800

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agentarsenic — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 14:51:20 -0800

edited

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Digitalyn — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 15:05:52 -0800

@ales if it's on flickr I HAVE to favorite your photo !

Today was emo haircut day and plays with the nikon (never really tried a selfshot with it... and hmmm blergh.)

Needs moar testing.

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odarable — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 15:06:44 -0800

For a moment I considered actually posting the newspaper photo from when I attended the Roskilde Festival naked race. It's already in the online edition of Norway's biggest newspaper. But meh, I use my real name here. I'll leave it for now.

Instead here is updated photographic evidence of how you look when you "just randomly assuaulted someone like crazy and they didn't do a thing and just begged for mercy" (if the police buy that they are dumber than I ever thought):

Also none of you will ever see me with less make-up than this bare minimum unless you happen to move in with me and share my bed for more than three days.

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brittanica — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 16:57:38 -0800

got phone to send pics, window was open for a full five minutes. feh.

been playing around with the two(!) mirrors in our new bathroom.

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somnonaut — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 17:27:30 -0800

@allana: A bit late, but miss, you are very beautiful.

@edward: Yeah! It's like Mr. Ellis attracts all the not-stupids on the internet.

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Alienist — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 18:07:25 -0800

Until I get a new cam, this is probrably all you get.

Thank you, that's all the vanity for now. Next time you see me, I'd have aged a year or two.

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Spiraltwist — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 18:11:28 -0800

@odaelisabeth - You still look lovely!

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mybrainhurts — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 18:42:18 -0800

@odaelisabeth: Were you assaulted by a deranged supporter of Elisabeth II who spotted an anti-monarchy bumper sticker on your car by any chance?

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revaladdinsane — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 19:18:13 -0800

I've found my purpose.

To apparently be fed to gingers.

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Digitalyn — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 19:30:54 -0800

@revaladdinsane That's a lovely purpose me think.

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battymcdougall — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:03:53 -0800

Nudes!
Yay!
Take that!

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station — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:03:12 -0800

shitty web cam pic, just chillin in the studio not doing anything as usual

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CamMc — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:59:48 -0800

I recently bought a mandolin from craigslist for $80. ITS LIKE A TINY GUITAR THAT ONLY SPEAKS IN BLUEGRASS.

I think I may have had too much wine.

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lx — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:23:50 -0800

Salutations, strangers.

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HylianHearts — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:26:18 -0800

Me, very tired.

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RiskyInvestment — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:27:20 -0800

Based on a true story.

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Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:49:23 -0800

@HylianHearts Don't worry. The idea-hatching conscience chicken is actually very cute and friendly. I'm pretty sure it only wants to peck out eyes in the most adorable of ways.

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Zoetica — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 08:36:50 -0800

COFFEE.

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Ferburton — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 08:51:57 -0800

that cup looks huuuge.... or is it?

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CamMc — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 09:05:32 -0800

Naw Zoe just has very tiny robot hands.

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Zoetica — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 09:32:43 -0800

That mug is about half the size of my enormous head, actually. Also, my hands are fairly large. And you know what THAT means, huh huh huh.

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Steve — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 09:52:06 -0800

@Zoetica you need big gloves?

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warrenellis — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 10:04:57 -0800

I believe it means she has an enormous penis.

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Zoetica — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 10:08:27 -0800

Thank you, Warren. Now everyone knows.

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PaulGrahamRaven — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 10:09:30 -0800

Now we understand the false abashment at the nudity idea. Defrocked!

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Zoetica — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 10:12:42 -0800

OK, if you guys REALLY wanna see pics of my enormous wang, I'll oblige.

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Gekko — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 10:15:20 -0800

Come on, they were only kidding (This is getting scary)
Or maybe you ARE foxfox in disguise? In that case we've seen that already thank you.

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warrenellis — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 10:18:40 -0800

get it out

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Zoetica — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 10:18:47 -0800

I'm afraid it's too late. The wang-wheels are in motion.

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city creed — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 10:29:17 -0800

Your wang has wheels?
is that normal?

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Steve — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 10:47:08 -0800

only if you're a robot.

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Constantine — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 10:47:49 -0800

Me, in the backyard with my birthday gift. For all of 30 seconds while I took this photo it snowed, ever so lightly.

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MementoMori — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 11:08:48 -0800

Pics of Zoetica gargantuan penis should be posted in the “I Did Not Need To See That” imagethread.

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warrenellis — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 11:23:23 -0800

Bring me ZoWang bring me sunshine bring me loooooove

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Spiraltwist — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 11:25:15 -0800

- laughs -

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Jo — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 11:33:37 -0800

Shit, I love this thread.

Science fiction scarves, robot dicks--I feel right at home.

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Zoetica — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 11:47:48 -0800

I love you all. So much.

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warrenellis — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 11:50:34 -0800

oh god, it's yellow with red bits, look

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CamMc — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 11:53:27 -0800

I think it has teeth too. Can we get a close up? My curiosity has been peaked by Zocock.

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Winther — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 12:08:13 -0800

Penis Dentata just doesn't have quite the same ring to it, though, does it?

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MementoMori — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 12:20:08 -0800

I must be getting mad or something but to me, well, it looks kinda cute.

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philrancid — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 12:28:13 -0800

God in Heaven, RoZo--what do you feed that thing?

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lx — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 12:53:24 -0800

Oh god it's full of wheels and grim machinations.

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eightser — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 12:53:59 -0800

Ahhhh.....Kill it with Fire!!

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philrancid — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 12:59:26 -0800

@eightser: I think it may have been born of Fire...

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Zoetica — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 13:09:26 -0800

I feed it blood of the innocent, the brave and the curious. Ready, kids?!

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philrancid — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 13:16:45 -0800

@Zoetica: Where do you find innocents these days?

As for ready, I was BORN ready--no, wait!! That was someone else!

!!

I also can't help but wonder if forkfork is going to take one look at that ro-beast and hang himself.

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LA_Gomez — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 13:41:38 -0800

No really, What the Hell is that?

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eightser — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 13:44:09 -0800

Last time I seen something like that it was in a movie and had a mob of angry villagers chasing it with pitch forks,I also believe it threw a little girl in a lake.

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ales kot — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 13:46:12 -0800

Zoe: Never.

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Gekko — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 13:49:26 -0800

First time I've seen a ding-dong which looks like sauerkraut. Is that an explanation for Swiss-side girls?

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infomancer — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 14:26:41 -0800

Jesus, Zoetica...I'm pretty sure there are Amazonian death cults devoted to that thing.

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warrenellis — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 14:39:29 -0800

All right, all right. We've all seen Zo's cock, and it doesn't seem to do tricks or anything, so let's move on.

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MementoMori — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 14:41:59 -0800

Just one more Mr. Ellis.

@infomancer: if there isn’t one we should create it.

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Zoetica — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 14:57:36 -0800

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RusseLLhiGGs — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:05:27 -0800

Mister December Sixteenth.

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warrenellis — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:05:53 -0800

(artist's impression of ZoCock in orgasm)

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infomancer — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:18:02 -0800

@RusseLL - Awesome.

I really dig the wildly divergent styles of photography around here.

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station — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 17:16:21 -0800

@Zoe: You win

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lx — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 17:53:25 -0800

MIMIC.

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warrenellis — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 18:38:19 -0800

CREEPY.

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lx — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 18:45:49 -0800

IA IA CTHAFFEINE.

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jchavez — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 18:52:42 -0800

i NEED a mug the size of my head:

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Spiraltwist — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 19:08:14 -0800

I have bunny ears.

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lx — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:11:29 -0800

@jchavez

Defy reality with macro perspective.

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JamesMacDonald — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:32:29 -0800

I'm actually in a much better mood then it looks, I'm not quite sure of the physics behind it but very few cameras ever seem to catch me smiling.

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thinwhiteduke — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 07:54:07 -0800

What I would have looked like as a Spider From Mars.

Quick thrown together Marc Bolan look.

Current Me in the Wisconsin Winter Wonderland. 12 more inches of snow on its way Thursday. ARGH!

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Zoetica — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 10:35:44 -0800

My main piggy JV made a shirt.
It's a revised and updated for the new millennium JTHM tee and it is not for sale yet, but when it is, you will want it.
You might want the goggles, too, but I'm not sure where they came from.

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keighter — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 11:15:16 -0800

I was very sad to have to go out in the -20 weather... Very sad... Not even my panda hat and mittens of happiness made going outside better... Okay that's not true they make everything better! I merely had to slaughter a family of pandas to steal their warm and fuzzies. It was totally worth it.

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lx — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 11:24:58 -0800

Locate the pressure point and the skull emits light.

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Fauxhammer — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 17:14:35 -0800

Just saw Ms. Zo on my televisor set; looking good, lady.

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Rachæl Tyrell — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 17:46:32 -0800

@ Zoetica - Lovely shirt! I'm assuming you tailored it? My old Anne Gwish T is waiting (in a pile of similar shirts) to be attacked with a sewing machine for improved fit-ability.

Aaaand, I''ve not taken any photographs of myself lately, so here:

I've decided to compete with the lady Ebaying the MRI of the Virgin Mary in her brain... with an MRI the FSM in mine. She's SO winning.

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Will Couper — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 20:18:00 -0800

@ Zoetica: I've wanted that JTHM t-shirt design for years.

I was going to say that I wanted that t-shirt, but somehow it sounded wrong.

Will

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howyadoin — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 21:37:57 -0800

It's goddamn freezing in here. Vancouver apartments were not made for actual winter.

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forkfork — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 01:55:04 -0800

ladies and man childs alike
always excellent to see more skin/artful placement of basses
anyone down for whitechapel calanders, i totally pick april

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Zoetica — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 12:23:06 -0800

@Fauxhammer Wee! I didn't know people really watched g4! Awesome!

Ginny Guzman took this.

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MementoMori — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 12:46:18 -0800

And in Brazil is summer time. Where the only way to keep the heat under control is to have a cold beer, shirtless, with your friends at night.

Believe me its not as nice as it seems, even for a skinny guy like me the heat is almost unbearable.

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gea* — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:15:17 -0800

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chris g — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:40:11 -0800

@Zoetica - aw, thought the blue was back because of the last pic. Black is cool too.

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pibcak — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 18:43:17 -0800

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Salvatore-Basho — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 02:17:37 -0800

Goodness, I posted in the wrong thead.

I want to do something so that I can see ghosts through these...

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pi8you — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 05:00:53 -0800

Some documentation of my existence(and freakishly bendy arms) before I leave on holiday travels, hoping that I'll still be in one piece once its over:

@zoetica - Fuck, I've had a tee with that image on it for at least the last 8 years, and seemingly immortal, as its held up just fine over the years and sees regular wear to this day. That seemingly larger print of it would be lovely though, hmm.

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Zoetica — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 08:02:52 -0800

@pi8you the word on the street is that the new re-design is, in fact, for sale in retail zones. You could snag yourself one! There are no long-sleeved versions, so your bendy arms will continue to be exposed.

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pi8you — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 08:21:14 -0800

Hooray, fresh wears, though I've not been in a Hot Topic in years and its current state sort of scares me.

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Henchbot — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 09:32:18 -0800

@howyadoin: good beanie. very good indeed.

also "godamn freezing" our collective bits off down in Seattle. except its not as bad as one is led to believe. Mind you, its fucking COLD now....but this pic was taken in front of a diamond store, the reflection tells the tale. As usual Seattle has overreacted, very soon they will be eating thier young.

Speaking of eating your young: Who in fuck whittled this monstrosity?

I take my porridge outside.

then there was the day last week where the front yard was acting up.

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jchavez — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 10:07:06 -0800

@gea - my new favorite pic!

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Pwoink — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 10:52:04 -0800

@Henchbot - Good thing that, a mere thirty minutes away from Seattle, Redmond knows exactly what to do with snow!

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magatsu — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 12:49:15 -0800

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Henchbot — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 14:37:06 -0800

@pwoink: i have footage from Redmond taken just last night, ~~friends of mine~~ locals that I..may or may not know ...abusing picnic benches with kickers and snowboards.....then laughing.
bastard snowboarders. thy bring hell to everything.
Unsure if the sex doll snowman went up or not.

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Zoetica — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 15:26:03 -0800

I tried to warn you.

Click it:

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CamMc — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 15:34:02 -0800

@pwoink, @Henchbot: Further south in Bellevue the situation is rather dire. Thoughts slowly turn to cannibalism, but most people know this as "any gawddamn
morning".

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de umbris idearum — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 16:47:19 -0800

My new phone has a Swinburn button; one click and the veil is lifted...

Me at my most Baudelariean?

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machineisbored — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 07:01:27 -0800

By lamplight, some last minute relaxing before the 'rents arrive for the festive season and peace is shattered.

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twitch_ramirez — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 08:32:17 -0800

for some reason, not in a good mood but who cares

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sdinma — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 09:27:10 -0800

@twitch_ramirez: You look like the surliest Jedi Master ever!

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CaratheWalton — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 17:11:31 -0800

Playing around with Picknik

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texture — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 21:27:41 -0800

In the Northlands of NZ, near Awanui...

we brought the grey skies with us from scotland.

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m1k3y — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 22:42:58 -0800

the last days of the mirror-shades..

found some awesome faux-bot sunnies I'll most likely grab in the new-year sales

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chris g — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 00:13:05 -0800

raaaaawwwwwr

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Bothmer — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 07:50:30 -0800

Well, I'm pretty late this month... Ten points to anyone who knows where the photo is taken...

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Zoetica — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 08:31:15 -0800

Skunk

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lx — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 10:19:59 -0800

Frost

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obliterati — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 12:16:02 -0800

Liking the weather John?

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CaratheWalton — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 14:18:37 -0800

My holiday tie-dye dress that I made a few years ago.
It gets worn a few days a year.
I know, it's obnoxious

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Pwoink — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 17:11:59 -0800

@Bothmer I give up! What is that thing?

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krakatoakatie — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 17:56:54 -0800

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Zoetica — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 19:56:27 -0800

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Spiraltwist — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 20:17:03 -0800

Nice, Zoetica! :D

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Zoetica — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 20:36:27 -0800

Spiraltwist, thank you! Having too much fun with computer. This is what they're for, right?

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Pwoink — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 20:44:58 -0800

And sudden devouring, I have always assumed, is what pets are for!

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lx — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 21:13:20 -0800

@obliterati Enjoying the weather very much, Dave, thank you.

@Zoetica The computer is for aiding the fastidious maintenance of one's online identity.

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lcrisler — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 01:49:30 -0800

Not a self portrait, but my most recent shot, taken by my daughter while I was at band practice.

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BZedan — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 06:44:11 -0800

Snow day yesterday at work and it looks like I'm stuck at home today too. Damn living in the suburbs and the bus system's reliability breaking down at the snow.

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lx — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 08:24:23 -0800

@BZedan Nice hoodie, nicer lighting, madame Brenna-face.

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BZedan — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 09:00:22 -0800

@lx Why thank you mister. I figure, if you have ended up with a non-traditional face, one might as well light it creatively.

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trini_naenae — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:43:21 -0800

I've drawing my left hand three times within this month and I figure that works well enough as a self portrait. So there!

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chris g — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 21:07:22 -0800

10 sec timer. mouth was quivering cuz the coffee was burning me + i wanted to laugh.

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Pooka — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 09:36:10 -0800

most recent photo I can find...it's still a couple years old...my hair is shorter and messier now...and i have more acne for some reason...

and my perty nose ring...

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Zoetica — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 11:21:40 -0800

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Ferburton — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 11:26:20 -0800

Is the dog standing up Zoe and it looks like something has caught both of your attentions.

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Zoetica — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 11:41:11 -0800

We're of one mind.

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Ferburton — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 12:03:14 -0800

Who has the left part and who has the right?

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Willow Bl00 — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 12:31:44 -0800

They tell me I'm on vacation. The whirlwind of Social makes me feel otherwise. This was cereal after the one full night of sleep I've gotten. Warding off the cold with an over-sized sweater.

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Will Couper — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 12:56:15 -0800

And you have a lamp plugged into the back of your head.

In the nicest possible way, of course.

Will

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Zoetica — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 13:02:19 -0800

That's Willow's vacation module.

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Henchbot — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 13:48:30 -0800

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somnonaut — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 15:32:08 -0800

Hannibal... in the alps?

That pun could have been so much better, but it was the best I could come up with give the circumstances. Of my brain. Not being able to come up with anything better.

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LA_Gomez — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:13:46 -0800

@Zoe

Total Recall

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chris g — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 18:48:03 -0800

@henchbot - eXtreeeeeeeeme!!

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Zoetica — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 18:51:41 -0800

LA_Gomez Yes. She is my Guato. Or am I hers?

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Rachæl Tyrell — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 19:20:22 -0800

Last years' Christmas pictures:

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CamyLuna — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 19:28:05 -0800

@RachelNoel - Did you use those as cards?

edited to add: Wow. That's really cool.

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Rachæl Tyrell — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 20:19:40 -0800

I sent them about as online cards of sorts, but didn't print them. They greatly offended my Catholic stepmother, which was an unintentional benefit. They were put together by me and my creative partner in crime; he tweaked the top one, and I the bottom.

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jchavez — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 20:29:36 -0800

@rachael noel - fucking brilliant!!!

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lx — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:26:09 -0800

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Theremina — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 23:42:22 -0800

Vanessa, that's stunning.

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BZedan — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 23:48:33 -0800

Yes ma'am, what lovely light you're rocking!

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Wed, 24 Dec 2008 02:07:29 -0800

Theremina
Thank-you ever so much.... that's really lovely and kind of you to say.

Brenna
Why thank-you.... ummm... I mean thanks especially if you are talking to me and I'm not confusedly misreading your response to someone else .... and just in case that was a reply to someone else then .... ahem ... thanks for being charming you and crazily appreciating it when I ramble about theoretically generating music from potatoes.

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ales kot — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 06:41:58 -0800

Let the Right One In

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BZedan — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 07:25:35 -0800

@Vanessa —Oh hon, I always mean you. I would never call Lx ma'am.

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lx — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 08:04:11 -0800

@BZedan BRENNA BUT WHAT IF OUR LIVES DEPENDED ON IT

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BZedan — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 09:15:14 -0800

@Lx —I didn't say "never ever"

(plus: haircut, a bit)

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Zoetica — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 09:43:53 -0800

Cheating - took this one yesterday

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Gekko — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 10:34:16 -0800

@Ales > great portrait, very expressionist à la Murnau (and my sensation is not influenced by your geographical position)

I'm going to edit this com in a few minutes since I want to put a xmas present for zoetica because she makes me laugh a lot and I'm thankful. Stay tuned if you want. Don't if you don't give a sausage (get it? nudge nudge)
I apologize in advance.

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Zoetica — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 10:48:22 -0800

Oooh! Can't wait. Is is a reciprocal dick in a box?

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Gekko — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 10:53:10 -0800

Hush and be patient, mademoiselle. (The closer I get to uploading that, the ashamed-er I feel)

Here.
My duck in a box
SorrysorrysorryIthoughtit'dbefunnyawwI'msoooashamednow.
merry crimbo.

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Zoetica — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 10:59:27 -0800

Hahaha! Thank you for the laugh, I seriously needed that. Whitechapel presents are the best.

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Gekko — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 11:00:43 -0800

Glad you liked it. (still ashamed though)

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allana — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 11:36:20 -0800

dyed my hair again. someone told me it looked "festive." i almost decked the bitch.

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kimieye — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 11:49:05 -0800

@allana
when I got this done as a hair model people where asking me if I had done it just for Halloween...
I sympathize and envy your color

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ales kot — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 13:27:48 -0800

Gekko: Thanks a lot!

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lx — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 13:59:04 -0800

Resolved: Duck Portrait Thread.

Here's my duck in two parts.

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Zoetica — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 14:04:54 -0800

I'm starting a duck collection.

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iangil — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 14:20:17 -0800

Hi Whitechapel, it's been a while

I've taken to drawing myself compulsively every day...here is how I'm doing lately:

And also, for a draw-yerself-drawing meme on das LJ:

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Gekko — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 14:23:37 -0800

@ Ix : I fancy your duck.

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chiaslut — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 14:51:57 -0800

I have a strangely comfortable Santa hat that came with an equally comfortable Santa bathrobe that I wore on last year's Santa Pub Crawl.

Here I am modeling it for you extraordinarily lovely people.

Happy Holidays and all that.

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trini_naenae — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 15:05:56 -0800

How do you like my biker duck?

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Randroid — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 15:09:07 -0800

YARRR.

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Zoetica — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 15:14:14 -0800

Trini! Your duck is both stylish and playful.

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trini_naenae — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 15:15:49 -0800

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odarable — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 17:14:00 -0800

My cup owns every other cup in this thread. So I took a picture of myself with it while watching christmas tv this morning (norwegians celebrate on the 24th), all for you.

BEST CUP. <3

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kimieye — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 17:20:56 -0800

I haven't been to work since last thursday! boston is burried in snow

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CaratheWalton — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 17:49:40 -0800

Since there seems to be a mug trend . . . I seem to have started a tradition for myself. Whenever I am taking a graduate class online (which each lasts 16 weeks) I go to the local paint-your-own pottery place and make a class-themed mug. Here was the one I made for my class on Ancient Rome.

There was much coffee consumed from this mug during those four months, but I got an "A" so I was happy.

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brycemidas — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 18:22:18 -0800

No Mugs
No Ducks
Just me on the trolley today after busking:

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odarable — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 18:29:33 -0800

thewaltonsare: Oooh, that is a very nice design! Mine is just an ugly starbucks; what makes it awesome is the hugeness. :D

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notsurewho — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 18:40:59 -0800

I was watching out the window, waiting for santa, but he never came. ...
:(

And just because I had it.. an unfinished elephant teddy bear water colour...

it turns my ( into a )....parenthesis.

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CaratheWalton — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 18:51:37 -0800

@odaelisabeth: Thanks I also have a similar one where I reproduced a Minoan fresco with dolphins. I have a similar mug to your Starbucks mug which I bought from a Starbucks in Charlotte, NC when I went there for Heroes Con one year. Big mug . . . good. . . large quantities of coffee :D

My doctor told me at one point this year he wanted me to cut back on my coffee for my acid reflux, I almost laughed. That's why I take meds, so I can drink coffee.

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odarable — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 19:13:43 -0800

@thewaltonsare: I say we have your design printed on my cups and get filthy rich. Okay, so they're really Starbucks cups and that leaves me doing nothing, but I deserve something for having the idea. :D

This morning I was in a mood for camwhoring (and showing off my awesome stuff). So here is me in my absolutely awesome new pyjamas:

COOOOKIEEEEEES!

I never thought I'd post pics of my behind on a forum, but with the nudity trend going on I don't really feel bad about it.

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Theremina — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 20:14:24 -0800

COOKIES!!!

I got Magentafied for a photo shoot w/ comrade Nadya Lev. (Crappy phonecam image. The real thing will hopefully look like a German Expressionist horror flick movie poster.) Heeee.

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CaratheWalton — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 20:25:22 -0800

@odaelisabeth

Love the pajamas :)

I can visualize a whole line of mugs from different historical eras . . . .

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lx — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 00:09:21 -0800

@odaelisabeth Nice cookies.
@Theremina Cabinet of Dr. Yayanos?

The snow in Portland is making cracked, melting sounds.

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Theremina — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 01:11:42 -0800

@Theremina Cabinet of Dr. Yayanos?

YUSS. Hope so, anyway.

Be careful up there. Half the Portlanders I know are all bruised up from nasty spills on the ice.

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Willow Bl00 — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 07:40:13 -0800

Oh my, everyone is so neat. Makes my cold little trapped-in-Indiana toes wiggle. Don't worry, the rest of me is with them.

Realized I had forgotten Vanessa's (the eyes and hair are vibrant and awesome) flexing pic. So here it is, in my childhood bathroom (which has a claw-foot bathtub).

I have just woken up. Please forgive tousled hair and squinty eyes.

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Bothmer — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 09:27:26 -0800

@ Pwoink: It's a statue of Cornelis Vreeswikj (a Swedish folk singer and poet) in Stockholm, Sweden.

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lx — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 09:33:17 -0800

@Theremina Thank you. The first night the storm hit, I walked 6 miles in it out of stubborn nocturnal habits.

Managed to not fall but barely left the house since.

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remotepush — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 12:22:45 -0800

are you all standing by to recieve my christmas message?
good, then we shall begin...

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rhyzzz — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 14:26:04 -0800

@remotepush - aren't you just the epitome of christmas spirit?

edit - I suppose I should put a picture here...

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Kamikazebob — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 15:00:22 -0800

'ello people, new here so I figure that I'll throw up a Self Portrait of myself.
It was one of our assignments in drawing. Draw ourselves as we see ourselves. I'm a viking.
Cheers! Normal pic to follow.

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radicaldoubt — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 15:41:21 -0800

I took my December photo quite late in the month. And I never wear hats.

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PyD — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 16:11:27 -0800

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Snow — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 17:03:06 -0800

Me realising (in the words of the Apple Marketing Dept) This Is Going To Change Everything

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pi8you — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 17:14:27 -0800

On the ride home from South Dakota, caught my reflection while trying to catch the afternoon sundog that was following us back:

(pictures of the sundog later, upload sucks at the parents, too many pictures to post)

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Zoetica — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 17:29:30 -0800

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lx — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 17:36:28 -0800

Apple pancakes, cup of coffee, side of snowstorm.

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Gekko — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 17:48:47 -0800

Okay. Today I went to Paris and attended exhibitions.
I nevertheless did not forget whitechapellers and thought I should show you

Van Dyck in a box.

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Thu, 25 Dec 2008 18:03:08 -0800

Breanna <3

Willow Yay! Thanks! Wooooooo!

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odarable — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 18:05:27 -0800

@Vanessa: I love your self portraits. You're one of those people who make me come back to this thread all the time!

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Thu, 25 Dec 2008 18:10:19 -0800

odaelisabeth Aww... thanks so much. That's enormously sweet of you.

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CamMc — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 10:01:10 -0800

Mugging this thread further:

Also to show off the more Roman geekery since @thewaltonsare brought it up:

Terrible pic, but an awesome sweater.

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lx — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 10:04:48 -0800

@CamMc Nice! Mug Life 4 Eva.

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odarable — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 10:08:03 -0800

So are mugs the new nude?

Show us your mug, Warren. Well or your nudity if you absolutely want to. It's not too late!

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CaratheWalton — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 10:10:12 -0800

@CamMc: Love that hoodie. When I made that mug the shop owner said I was a dorkus maximus. I love history, good things since I teach it.
The Romans were an interesting bunch.

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lx — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 11:07:14 -0800

@odaelisabeth Mugs were the new nude, but then ducks were the new mugs, which I think means that ducks are now the new, new nude.

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Gekko — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 12:10:08 -0800

@Ix I'm afraid Van Dyck is the new nerd.

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lx — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 12:14:40 -0800

@Gekko I thought Van Dyck was one Duck in a state of Quantum Superposition, ala Schrödinger's Ducks, and thus contingent on the observer as to its status of novelty and/or nudity.

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Jack Prince — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 12:45:14 -0800

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CamyLuna — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 18:20:39 -0800

I really need to try and do these earlier. Airports really did seem to exemplify this month for me though.

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Greasemonkey — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 18:40:22 -0800

"Just turn this way for a minute, dear. I need some pictures for the end-of-year newsletter."

(I am middle aged and will spare you the sight of my cock. )

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Gekko — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 03:16:02 -0800

@ Ix Van Dyck was just Dutsch (almost)
@Greasemonkey Since what you're doing is attractive, I guess you're a true sitting Dyck!
(ok, enough with sorry puns)
I actually quite fancy what I'm seeing, Grease. I presume one can enjoy other works of yours on the net? Your member file doesn't tell.

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Greasemonkey — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 03:22:38 -0800

@ Gekko - you can find some of my other work here. Some of these are also posted on the December Artists' Thread

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HylianHearts — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 12:38:53 -0800

Muggin.

I heart Penguins.

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JP Carpenter — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 13:03:11 -0800

I has a baby. It looks quizzical. I don't blame it.

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razrangel — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 13:05:03 -0800

Baby doesn't look like him, and yet somehow reminds me of W.C. Fields. Or Rodney Dangerfield.

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HylianHearts — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 13:08:43 -0800

Trying to look like Im having fun, which is amusing, because I hate sledding, and she loves it, but Im the one smiling. Hmm...

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Snow — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 15:53:10 -0800

@JonCarpenter Your baby has the best photo-face. Combining baby-cute and "wtf?" with perfect timing.

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JP Carpenter — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 16:06:42 -0800

@JonCarpenter Your baby has the best photo-face. Combining baby-cute and "wtf?" with perfect timing.

I think she was confused by the clicky, whirry black thing.

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stsparky — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 19:18:44 -0800

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Zoetica — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 19:40:19 -0800

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chris g — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 22:19:49 -0800

"shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!"

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warrenellis — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 03:28:28 -0800

Zo, is Eso actually trying to tongue out your brains there?

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Zoetica — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 05:13:44 -0800

I.. think so, Warren. It's hard to remember things now.

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Rachel — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 05:46:53 -0800

This is my GIANT CUP!

Yes, it's as big as my head.

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CaratheWalton — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 06:25:24 -0800

I yield to Rachel's cup.

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lx — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 12:37:31 -0800

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Rachel — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 14:52:09 -0800

I was so very drunk...

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PaulGrahamRaven — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 16:25:27 -0800

@Rachel - if more drunk people smiled that way, going out in the UK would be a lot more fun.

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Eddie Current — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 16:36:59 -0800

@Rachel: If anyone compares you to "Mai from King of Fighters" in that outfit and proceeds to get fresh, you have permission to nail them in the vulnerable, regardless of gender. In fact, I want pictures. Having witnessed the aftermath of one such take down, I find myself nostalgic.

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razrangel — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 16:42:35 -0800

@Rachel You were/are so very cute! Excellent shot!

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jchavez — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 18:16:36 -0800

@rachel - both mug and smile make mine feel inadequate. you win!

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HylianHearts — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 18:23:37 -0800

@Rachel

That's no mug! It's a flower pot! No mug can possibly be that huge! lol

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HylianHearts — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 18:32:30 -0800

Me pretending I'm a gangster.

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Zoetica — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 10:19:16 -0800

I wanted to post a picture and then realized I didn't have one. Mad respect for Rachel's mug, however!

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Henchbot — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 10:28:42 -0800

I have something very special coming for the cookie lovers. Coming tomorrow. Wait for the goodness. the goodness of brilliance. While you wait, I give you this, which lowers all expectations of anything from me, and only furthers/deepens the awesome impression you will have tomorrow.
god I love cookies and snowboards.

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Alastair — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 10:56:31 -0800

as i have finally got internet back heres me at christmas to celebrate!

and me and the bigman

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odarable — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 12:15:09 -0800

An old one that has been my facebook profile pic for a while:

I miss that wig. And being 18. <\3

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Steve — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 12:37:19 -0800

I was dumb when I was 18. I don't miss being dumb.

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JP Carpenter — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 13:05:27 -0800

I was thin when I was 18. I miss being thin.

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HylianHearts — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 13:08:47 -0800

Yeah... me too.. and I kinda miss being dumb too. it was a blissful sort of stupid...

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odarable — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 13:13:21 -0800

I was never dumb.

Um.

I lie sometimes.

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Gekko — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 13:14:20 -0800

I was me when I was 18, still dumb now and again. You won't miss me. Wow, small mug.

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HylianHearts — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 13:14:34 -0800

Ha ha. I guess I was really sheltered and coming from that and being shoved into the real world made me a bit thick in the head.

@Gekko

I love the reverse on the mug theme! Lol.

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CaratheWalton — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 14:05:12 -0800

@ Orodaelisabeth

Ah, don't wish you were 18 again. Enjoy who you are where you are.
I would not want to be the person who I was at 18 again, even if I was thinner

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Zoetica — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 14:19:50 -0800

Here is me at 18. I'm.. Yeah, I'm better off now.

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CaratheWalton — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 14:40:56 -0800

Here I am at 18 during one of two summers that I was fortunate enough to spend in Japan with my parents.

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lx — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 15:06:35 -0800

@Zoetica Escalation. Behold lx at age sixteen.

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Zoetica — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 15:33:50 -0800

Ooh! Hair! I like hair.

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Willow Bl00 — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 16:11:49 -0800

as we're sharing, here's me at 19:

and at 17, when I was figuring out I was 'weird':

(edit: holy god that was huge)

Both images were taken by my brother.

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PaulGrahamRaven — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 16:25:59 -0800

It's to everyone's great benefit that I have no photos of me at eighteen in digital form. Principally of benefit to me, though.

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mark barter — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 16:29:29 -0800

Cameras hadn't been invented when I was 18. And I can't post cave drawings here. Ha ha.

I'm laughing on the outside but I'm crying inside.

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Andre Navarro — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 16:37:57 -0800

I don't miss being eighteen.

Wait a second, I am eighteen. Shit.

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CamMc — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 16:41:18 -0800

This happens to be the oldest picture of me I can find on the tube since I canceled the myspace. Probably eighteen or nineteen. Not quite sure.

Yeah. Not growing me molester-stache again.

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mark barter — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 16:52:04 -0800

The more I think about this the happier I am that cameras weren't invented in the mid 70s. Otherwise there might be a picture buried away somewhere of me in purple plaftform shoes, purple flares and a tight purple jumper. Just thinking about it is bringing me out in a cold sweat.

The Glam Rock years - having your youthful sexuality defined by brickies in spandex and make up. It wasn't all David Bowie round here then, let me tell you.

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outlawpoet — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:52:37 -0800

wow, progressions are always interesting.

digging hard, I found a picture of me on my 15th birthday on an exe's flickr: (that's me in the glasses, center-left, sitting)

then another picture at 17, featuring my increasingly out-of-control hair with the same girl:

finally this christmas my hair:

got a little shorter:

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Rachel — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:55:42 -0800

Rachel at 15:

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Zoetica — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:07:06 -0800

Me, at 13, flipping someone off in Malibu. Some things just don't change.

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PaulGrahamRaven — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:07:59 -0800

OK, OK, I cave into pressure as far as is possible. This is me aged about eight (in Saudi Arabia, for the geography loons):

Those are the sort of shorts that you look back upon after puberty and think THANK FUCK I SURVIVED PRIMARY SCHOOL WITH MINIMAL WEDGIES.

Also - gay much?

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CaratheWalton — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:14:44 -0800

Not to step on the younger us trend, but I got new ink.
I had the venus and the pom already, I got the moon and background added to tie things together.

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BZedan — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:18:42 -0800

@PaulGrahamRaven —That is darling, mostly because of your calculatedly casual, tough guy stance.

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PaulGrahamRaven — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:29:44 -0800

@thewaltonsare - Nice colours; any particular symbolism behind the pomegranates? Greek mythology, maybe?

@BZedan - hah! Last thing anyone would have accused me of at that age (or any other, I suspect) would have been that I was a 'tough guy'. That said, I was a Sixer in the Cub Scouts, and damn proud of it. I sewed the badge on myself. :)

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CaratheWalton — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 19:02:21 -0800

@PaulGrahamRaven: Greek mythology indeed. I call this the "feminine" side of my back.

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PaulGrahamRaven — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 19:14:19 -0800

@thewaltonsare - In that case, may the underworld always let you back out again. :)

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CaratheWalton — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 19:24:18 -0800

@PaulGrahamRaven: Hopefully at least a few months a year.

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chris g — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 20:13:30 -0800

me at 23...I mean me at right NOW. pfffft, if I had a time machine I'd go back and kick the shit out of 18 year old me, hahaha.

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trini_naenae — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 21:09:09 -0800

@waltonsare: waldorf venus - fertility, pomegranate - Greek myth, Lahore legend (look up Anarkali), and fecundity (that word is way too much fun to say). Moon - Seline, monthly cycle, and generally female (Chandani in Hindi) ... feminine side indeed.

I get the feeling sooner or later I'm going to be finding a photo of myself as 18 soon. Memes are too damned fun.

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Greasemonkey — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 21:50:13 -0800

Me when I was 30

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stsparky — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 21:51:01 -0800

in Rome at 18 - June 31st 1977

16 in Hawaii

9th birthday in the Valley of Death.

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trini_naenae — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 21:57:41 -0800

Before going to an anti-prom in a dress I designed. Anti-prom because I didn't have anyone to go with. Senior year sucks when it just so happens that all of your friends (except one that I wasn't that close to) move away...

And I found this one while looking for a photo of me at 18 and couldn't resist:

Me at 14 or 15, after an evil evil hike that started way too early in the morning and took me way to long to get to the top (by the time breakfast had been long eaten). But at least I got to pick pretty flowers and talk to someone's grandma who was as slow as me.

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Theremina — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 22:18:13 -0800

@zoetica I think that photo of you at 13 is my favorite all time pic of you.

@Trini, your anti-prom dress is lovely, and makes me very happy. I wish I'd been crafty enough to sew such a thing for my own anti (climactic) prom, which I attended with a 6'7 platonic male friend. I am approx 5'2. The sight of us dancing together was... well, a sight. (I wore some sort of ridiculous rennie sack dress...remind me to scan a photo if I'm feeling brave.)

Me being an asshole, high school graduation:

Please take special note of the boss pewter dragon pendant from Medieval Times, and that I am making an oh-so-clever "wank" gesture with my right hand.

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trini_naenae — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 22:28:32 -0800

@Theremina: Thanks. To be fair, I had someone else do the actual sewing.

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Greasemonkey — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 22:33:20 -0800

Me at 20

Me at 22 (fuck off, it was the 80's!)

Me at 30 again.

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Andre Navarro — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 22:39:30 -0800

@Zoetica

There is no bad photograph of you. I give the fuck UP.

@Theremina

I absolutely LOVE that pic.

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Andre Navarro — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:01:56 -0800

Eight years old, circa 1998. Front row, second left to right. Apparently mistaking the location of the camera, judging by my stare.

Nine years old. Same place. Got the camera's location right, got my face all wrong. As you probably guessed, they forced us to place our hands on our thighs. Cute, eh? That's right, no.

Ten. Front row, third left to right. Got EVERYTHING wrong. Especially hair. Parents' fault. I miss that wristwatch.

Eleven. Front row, fourth left to ri -- oh dear GOD no comment.

Twelve. Yes, that's me. Seriously. That IS me. Fat Andre, the Andre that would remain until... four months ago.

Aaaand thirteen. A bit more respectable. Relatively. See why I don't smile in pictures anymore?

'Bout two years ago.

Now:

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MagicSword! — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:13:13 -0800

This "self portrait time machine thread" deserves a thread of its own. Still the end of the year is a nice time to do it. I don't know how old I was when these were taken.

I was a vampire, my siser was a vampire poodle.

I was standing in a river.

My sister upped these to her flickr account along with some old photos of my parents in college that I'd never seen before. It made me feel heavy with the past, but in a good way. That's where you were back then, but so many things have happened since then and so many things are still going to happen in the future! Holy crap life is exciting. Even when it's not.

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odarable — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:19:38 -0800

Haha, wow, what have I kicked off! You were all interesting youths. :D And a lot of "alternative" ones, from what I can see. Been there, done that, me being 15:

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radicaldoubt — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 01:02:16 -0800

Two years ago, at 18:

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Henchbot — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 08:22:43 -0800

@stsparky: same shirt. Assuming saved for holidays only. Well done.
@thewaltonsare/@all cookie lovers: I got new ink last night too. I dont have an awesome sword....like yours..but there is a spear.

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Fauxhammer — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 08:40:51 -0800

@thewaltonsare: Oh my fucking head you've got Conan's father's sword tattooed on you. That is astonishing.

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Gekko — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 09:14:46 -0800

I feel compelled to add a document to the "me-when-I-was-twenty" series.

I'm the one at the mike. A long long time ago, o dear.

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kimieye — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 09:24:33 -0800

First Franken Mug:

Me @ 18 the caption reads "Everyone should ride a 1/2 Japanese girl, to school."

Here is me @ 19 when I worked in a comic shop Dressed as Stephanie (The Only Girl Robin), they had killed her off in the comic earlier that week.

Forgive me... and be kind

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Zoetica — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 10:04:06 -0800

Gekko wins the cool prize, I think.

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keighter — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 10:21:02 -0800

me at 19, I am the one in the Pegasus tshirt!

I'm at my parents so I shall see if I can find any of the multicolored hair me to scanzor.

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CaratheWalton — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 10:44:23 -0800

@Fauxhammer-Thanks, Conan is actually my favorite movie. What can I say, I've got a thing for guys with swords

Other tattos

Maleficent

A Daruma (Dharma) Doll (I'll get the other eye filled in when I finish my MA in Ancient History)
Yoda

Spider Jerusalem, Sandman, and the Conan Father's Sword

Venus of Willendorf, Pomegranate, and Moon

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trini_naenae — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 10:51:09 -0800

Figures I'd get Willendorf wrong and type the salad name instead... (I'm a sad nerd)

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Willow Bl00 — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 12:01:01 -0800

@thewaltonsare I like your geeky tattoos. Yeee!

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CaratheWalton — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 12:42:11 -0800

@ Willow Bl00

Thank you :)

I think you have awesome hair!

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allana — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 12:44:48 -0800

i tried to post a picture of myself when i was 18, but either i'm forgetting to press "Post" or somehow they're getting deleted....

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city creed — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 14:17:19 -0800

16 was a difficult age for me.

I had no idea I looked quite so much like one of the new romantics. I guess the 80s scarred me in ways I never realised.
Well, at least at that time ('93), I didn't know anybody else that looked like me. I have come to realise since that there was a sound reason for this. Now of course, I'm cool.

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Zoetica — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 15:31:38 -0800

@Theremina Is it because I look like Little Hercules in it? Super-cool hand gestures FTW, yesss.

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dispophoto — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 17:27:38 -0800

the oldest pic of me i can find at the moment. this was when i was possibly... 26 or 27, about 8 years ago or so.
that's Missy Mya, my caramel-point siamese kitty. i miss her.

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JamesMacDonald — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 17:54:37 -0800

My 9th grade yearbook photo, I'm looking around for a print of it, I think my mom may have tossed them since I looked like I was asleep.

@kimieye
Awesome costume, oh, and Carrie Kelly, but Stephanie gets bragging rights on first cronological girl Robin.

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HylianHearts — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 19:18:22 -0800

Me at 18

And 18 with my first hair dye experiment

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trini_naenae — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:14:40 -0800

@dispophoto: Miss Mya looks like she was a very happy cat.

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sdinma — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:35:08 -0800

Me in 1979. My fashion sense has not noticeably improved:

Me dressed as Superboy for Halloween in 1981 or 1982:

Me in 1996, playing Highlander in the woods. Note the awesome black high-top sneaks:

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mybrainhurts — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:06:25 -0800

This is me at the tender age of seventeen. I'm the one pouring.

This is me about two years ago:

This is me now. My ears are cold and I can't find a hat:

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Wed, 31 Dec 2008 05:21:05 -0800

I think I'm 7 here.
The wonderful perfect sweetheart who is letting me hold her is Tiger.
I so entirely loved her, and she took very good care of me.

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misat0 — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 08:39:22 -0800

This is me think I must of been about 3

I was very wary of a clown that was doing a show in the Kids Library.

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Pooka — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 08:43:12 -0800

Me at 21...My first big adventure in hair dye...

This was my next color choice the following year.

Me being all demon bridey

First step photos for a project my husband was doing...in the end i had a flame crown and sword and was standing in hell...

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lx — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 12:34:37 -0800

Limiter, Delimiter. Good Night and Good Luck.

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dispophoto — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 13:03:31 -0800

@trini_naenae she was, as long as you don't over-stimulate her by rubbing the area just under her neck.

this is what happens when you do:

she goes straight for your eyes.

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kimieye — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 14:37:28 -0800

@JamesMacDonald

Yes, well Carrie Kelly hasn't been born yet in current continuity and may never...

plus I'll never dress up as a Frank Millar (drawn, not written) Character, he draws with his feet and she has a pompadour....

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Andre Navarro — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 14:51:24 -0800

New Year smile. Expect another smile in December 31st 2009.

Happy New Year, everyone.

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Spiraltwist — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 14:59:21 -0800

Happy New Year, Andre!

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JP Carpenter — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 15:36:20 -0800

Happy New Year Andre... we've got another 26 mins to go here...

Late on the 'mini me' bandwagon, but this is me at 16... y'know that old hole in the ozone layer? CFCs? Eh, that was all my hairspray...

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Gekko — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 16:44:15 -0800

Happy new year Andre, and everyone on Whitechapel and Avatar. 2009 will be a riot (whatever that means)

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mybrainhurts — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 17:27:26 -0800

@Gekko: It generally means screaming, deaths, looting and firebombs.

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joe.distort — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:03:46 -0800

no hero representing at the first show at phoenixs newest diy/"secret" show space while LIFE TRAP kills it

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Rachæl Tyrell — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:51:29 -0800

To add to the going theme, and because I'm bored by myself at home.....

JonCarpenter, we could be twins! Me at 16:

Dances? Well, here's me, off to an Junior High dance on my own, and a Junior Prom with my... uh... date, and my senior prom:

(when you are a freshman and a Junior asks you to the prom, you GO, right?!?)

And, for the celebration at hand, here are some New Years Eve pictures!!! From childhood and age 19:

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notsurewho — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:57:33 -0800

Final self portrait of the year...
my mug..it has a dog on it, It is not my favourite, my favourite has Animal from the muppets on it...

And just to join in with the blast from the past... my contribution to the 'years ago' photo album
Me, at 19...

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Spiraltwist — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:49:20 -0800

Today:

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chris g — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 20:01:16 -0800

last one this year. Fuck you '08, thx for the parking ticket this morning -_-

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JamesMacDonald — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:03:37 -0800

My brother took this on the 24th, I find it sums up my year pretty well. I'm just really glad that makes me laugh.

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stsparky — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:40:37 -0800

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Andre Navarro — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 22:16:14 -0800

Post new year festivities:

Ha ha fucking ha.

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BZedan — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 22:23:48 -0800

Look to the future

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Spiraltwist — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 22:52:39 -0800

Andre - Those glasses are so..you

BZedan - Nice photo!

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brycemidas — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 20:36:34 -0800

Brycemidas - Age 16

Aaaand 18

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lx — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 21:24:54 -0800

Snow can go. It Rains in Portland.

Age of the Now.

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meunierd — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 22:02:08 -0800

I miss my hair , why did I burn it off?

Now with 90% more pedophile, still before the hair burning. I don't know what the orange is on my lip... bacon grease? Child blood?