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1. •  
     CommentAuthorZoetica
   • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008

    (4338.1)
   What.. what in fuck's name is going on here? I leave you for one day and cocks run rampant? Unacceptable!
2. •  
     CommentAuthorhowyadoin
   • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008

    (4338.2)
   From a few minutes ago:
   
   
   
   So far I'm dealing with the family drama.
3. •  
     CommentAuthorhowyadoin
   • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008

    (4338.3)
   @VanRabbit:
   
   That is some world-class facial growth. Huzzah.
4. •  
     CommentAuthorwarrenellis
   • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008

    (4338.4)
   hahahahaha
   
   Let's leave Fork's contribution up and see if he regrets it in the morning.
5. •  
     CommentAuthormisat0
   • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008

    (4338.5)
   I like your evil way of thinking Warren
   
   Muwhahaha
6. •  
     CommentAuthorwarrenellis
   • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008

    (4338.6)
   I'm almost tempted to lock forkfork's account so he CAN'T edit his post.
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     CommentAuthormisat0
   • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008

    (4338.7)
   Did you see he also left another little present in the " Our Furry Loved Ones" thread?
8. •  
     CommentAuthorwarrenellis
   • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008

    (4338.8)
   Oh, god. No, I didn't, lemme see...
9. •  
     CommentAuthorwarrenellis
   • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008

    (4338.9)
   Inordinately proud of that little thing, isn't he?
10. •  
      CommentAuthorJamesMacDonald
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008

     (4338.10)
    He seems to be, I can picture it now:
    
    Forkfork: "Hey everyone! Guess what I showed to the Internet last night!"
    
    Everyone in earshot:"Your cock?"
    
    Forkfork:"I just wanted to share..."
11. •  
      CommentAuthorAndre Navarro
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008 edited

     (4338.11)

    Let's leave Fork's contribution up and see if he regrets it in the morning.

    
    
    Good idea.
    
    Just woke up. Behold the face of enthusiasm:
    
    
    
    Saturday awaits.
12. •  
      CommentAuthorFauxhammer
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008

     (4338.12)
    Somebody in this thread was never given The Gift of Shame!
13. •  
      CommentAuthorAndre Navarro
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008

     (4338.13)

    Somebody in this thread was never given The Gift of Shame!

    
    
    Hey, I know I don't look my best when I w... oh. Him. Right.
14. •  
      CommentAuthordispophoto
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008

     (4338.14)
    oh geeze. gonna need more boobs to scrub forkfork's contribution out of my brain...
15. • CommentAuthorIndigo Rose
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008

     (4338.15)
    Well, I was considering posting a picture, which I swore never to do on the internet... but, considering the state my eyes are in after Fork's contribution: A) I can't see the screen (my eyes won't let me) and B) I'm not sure I want my photo in the lineup with the not-so-tasteful nudes. I guess I'll have to wait for next month...
16. • CommentAuthorforkfork
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008

     (4338.16)
    hahahahhahahahaha nudity is glorious
    i have no regrets, and reveal myself regularly at house parties
17. • CommentAuthorIndigo Rose
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008 edited

     (4338.17)
    Artistic nudity is one thing, random pictures like that... I can't unsee that. I never wanted to see that. There's a reason I only have sex with girls.
    
    Edit to add: Which is not to say you are an unattractive person from an artistic standpoint, but I'm not sure that photo counts as art.
18. •  
      CommentAuthorAndre Navarro
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008

     (4338.18)

    Edit to add: Which is not to say you are an unattractive person from an artistic standpoint, but I'm not sure that photo counts as art.

    
    
    Oh great. ENCOURAGE him to try harder - er, no, poor choice of words - to put some more effort into it next time. Maybe an extra light source to cast a few shadows and emphasize the cock...
19. • CommentAuthorJo
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008

     (4338.19)
    You know, I'm not sure I'm in favor of random nudity in the forum threads, in general, but if the shiny naked ladies are acceptable, in all their full-frontal glory, then so is Sir Spork up there. He only stands out because of our freakishly unbalanced cultural relationship with the female form, which is so systematically sexualized that we're used to processing it as an object of the pornographic gaze rather than a representation of physical reality, laughable or not. This culture runs on the internalization and universalization of "normal" heterosexual male desire.
    
    Please don't make me get more theoretical on your asses than I already have. Dicks are funny looking, but until there are a lot more of them visually present--that is, visually accessible for mockery or prurient interest--in the way we represent ourselves and the media we consume, none of us deserve to see more boobs.
20. •  
      CommentAuthorHylianHearts
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008

     (4338.20)
    Penis is ugly. There is no way around that. No such thing as a pretty penis. Its ugly, and in no way attractive. The post should have been under the "I did not need to see that imagethread"