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    So this is where the beautiful people hang out.

    Hi. I have eyebrows.
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008
    I think there is a reason all the other dick pictures posted here are either a) rotting off b) in the way of seeing exactly how far up his ass those carrots are...

    Enough about dicks... I am going it to a diabetic coma today because this cereal is the nectar of sanity...
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    You think thats bad? Malt-o-meal came out with this cereal that is cocoa puffs and the marshmallows from Lucky charms. Sounds great, right? The best of everything, right?

    My god, I nearly killed myself in the hyper antics that followed. Never. Feed. To. Children.
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008
    My friend Jimmy and I were having a conversation as to whether or not BooBerry still existed the other day. Thank you for solving this conundrum for us.
    • CommentAuthorJo
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008 edited
    Uh, actually, that's your totally valid personal opinion and has a lot to do with culture.

    It also implies that nothing you deem "ugly" should go in this thread. Do you want to go there?


    I really do not relish the thought of unpacking a bunch of feminism and critical theory into this thread, especially if other people aren't up for it at all, but the fact remains that a user posted a picture of himself with naked women in it, with no indication of who those women are or whether they mind people sticking naked photos of them on the internet, and nobody batted an eyelash. Then a user posted a naked picture of himself, and things got noisy because people aren't used to dealing with penises in their visual media. I actually am assuming the best about the first picture and have zero problem with it. However, double standards and poorly-examined behavior patterns get me down.

    Powers that be: I know this borders on thread-jacking. I will return with a photograph to restore balance.
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    Ah, Frankenberry, Booberry, and Count Chocula. The holy trinity of my childhood.

    They were the Eucharist I imbibed while worshiping at the altar of Saturday Morning Cartoons.

  4.  (4338.7)
    Nope. Had a problem with the naked chicks too. Still... having... flash....backs....... *shiver*

    My problem is is that perhaps Im too modest. If I were to run around and post naked pictures of myself all over the place I may be more comfortable with it. But.... Im not going to do that because I know no one wants to see that. Which is precisely why I dont do it.

    People don't mind seeing naked females as much as male, because people see more of naked females. Nude males are a novelty.

    Everyone may have a different view on what "ugly" is, but Im pretty sure I could NEVER look a cock and say "OOoO, that's pretty!" Even the one I get to see daily. Im happy to see it, Dont get me wrong, but its ugly. Will always be ugly.
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008

    Page five. save your eyes.
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008
    I really want to find Fruit Brute the werewolf part of the series... but I don't know if twenty five year old cereal would be any good. Lime flavored marshmallows sound fantastic. There was also Yummy Mummy, but werewolves are far more interesting!
    • CommentAuthorJo
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008 edited

    See, in this second post it's very clear that you're stating opinion, and maybe even that you know you're stating opinion, but you still make assumptions regarding other people's positions ("no one wants to see that") and lay out opinion as fact ("Im happy to see it, Dont get me wrong, but its ugly. Will always be ugly.").

    I am not trying to pick on you or attack you personally, and I will never tell you that you should feel differently about naked pictures, of yourself or others--I'm only talking about what you and other people have actually said, and no one registered any objection to the naked women, here on the thread. Again, I'm not objecting to that picture or to the second one; I'm saying that if one stays, the other should, too.

    {Edited to add that I really need to go take a shower and I feel like I'm pushing on the general hospitality of the board. I'd be glad to continue talking, if anyone gives a shit, later, and perhaps not in the self-portrait thread.}
  5.  (4338.11)
    Here's the deal:

    If men, women or things inbetween wish to post pictures of themselves naked in a self-portraits thread, then I have no problem with it. This is a forum for adults, and I assume no-one's going to fall down at the sight of an unclothed penis.

    That said, if forkfork sticks his tiny dick into any other threads like he did last night, he's going to go away. I cut him some slack last night because he was clearly drunk off his arse.
    • CommentAuthorJo
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008
    Thanks, boss.
  6.  (4338.13)
    Here's the deal:

    If men, women or things inbetween wish to post pictures of themselves naked in a self-portraits thread, then I have no problem with it. This is a forum for adults, and I assume no-one's going to fall down at the sight of an unclothed penis.

    Well said, and fair enough.
    • CommentAuthorales kot
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008
    Penis is evil. Gun is good.
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008
    Our Lord Ellis is Just and Fair. Hail Ellis!

    Also I feel compelled, in response to all the whiskey and moustachioedness going round Whitechapel these days, to post this ancient picture of myself:
    Colonel Bryce
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008 edited
    Oh how I loled !

    Anyway : dirty mirror self shot.
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008

    I already look different after a haircut, but whatever. It's from a few days ago.

    I see you all and now you see me too.

    • CommentAuthorforkfork
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008 edited
    that is a fair deal and i will promise not to post any pictures in the fuzzy little pets thread again

    thanks for your input, and having an opinion different from the norm

    and woo back to pretty pretty portraits

    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008 edited
    Jo - just for the record, I posted the self portrait with the two nekkid ladies, both of whom are fairly well-known fetish models, Kumimonster and Ulorin Rex. The photo was one of the last from a fun day spent shooting them. I mainly posted it because I suspected that some fetish-oriented folks here would recognize them, and also because they are lovely, unlike myself. Obviously I have their permission, they were compensated and signed all necessary releases and whatnot, but thanks for your concern.

    And, FWIW, I personally have no problem with photos of cocks, post them all you want. I will say that this is the last place I expected prudishness about nudity of any variety.
  7.  (4338.20)
    I knew I would see cawk on Whitechapel...I just didn't think I'd be so horrified.

    I was a bit intoxicated when I typed that. I could eat chili while browsing THAT thread. Its more apt to say I was in a state of confusion...because who posts a picture of teh cawk with their face included!?

    We have an answer ladies and gentlemen...forkfork does.