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    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008
    Forkfork... you're just full of win. Awesome. Love the shirt.
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008

    I woke this morning at one in the afternoon. I had no reason to see penis. But now it occurs to me that I had no reason to not to see penis.

    I propose a rule that IF any nude one-up-manship occurs, it only occurs in an acceptable vag/penis ratio to keep everyone happy. Because we all know, a penis for a penis leaves everyone blind.

    That being said, Forfork your shirt is fantastic. As well as old-school GW models.
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    Yes yes it was a cock on the internet what a surprise move along now.
    • CommentAuthorJo
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008
    That's precisely why I assumed the very best and had no problem with it (I hope that was clear from my post--I was referring to your picture by its most general descriptors, to illustrate a contrast).
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008

    Spending a day in the recliner with a laptop. Doesn't get much better than that.
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    My now homeless ass waiting on the bus. No worries, have the means and ability to find a new place to live, just waiting for the right place and people. It's like the homeless can smell my transient nature... they talk to me differently now, and never ask for money.
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    And once again, Lord Ellis has made another just decree. :D
    • CommentAuthorJo
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008
    (As promised.)

    I'm going to a mod night this evening. A friend is DJing. I decided to oldschool it. Or, well, Blue Monday it, depending upon your frame of reference.

    Mod night 1.
    Homemade button plus my mom's Quill and Scroll pin from the real life actual 1960s.

    Mon night 2.
    That is indeed my skirt from high school.

    Mod night 3.
    And it is indeed regulation length. Just.

    I plan to carry a schoolbag and a flask, and sneak into the bathroom to share cigarettes and apply eyeliner.
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008

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    You have a great noggin shape to go bald! Looks GREAT! (I'd never do it because I have this bump that would look odd indeed if I tried)
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008
    @hylianhearts - thanks! i'm glad i don't have an oddly shaped skull myself, and considering all the blows it's taken, i am surprised.
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    Willow: I made a call-out to my Seattle folks to see if there's a place that's a bit warmer for you to be homeless at. I'll let you know if I hear back.
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    heres a picture that screams "i am drinking high life and bored with a camera phone" from the other day

    and heres a picture with the right hand of doom

    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008
    (checks phone for gprs signal)
    fuck. i'm going to have to get an actual camera. this whole "yeah my phone takes pictures but it sends them only when the planets are aligned" bullshit.
    so here's a picture i actually like of myself from forever ago, since we're doing hair color this month:

    that's my mom's camera. times like this i miss living with the parents.
    • CommentAuthorchris g
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008 edited
    i was playing "Raccoon!"

    got bored

    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2008 edited
    @ jchavez: based on my own experience, a shapely round skull like that is pretty resilient to denting. It's probably related to the way that New Beetles do so well in crash testing.
    • CommentTimeDec 7th 2008 edited
    Thought I'd join in on all of this.

    I'd also like to make a promise. I don't get drunk very often, but when I do, I will be sure to post on this forum. I've gotten that comfortable with you people.

    Also I find it odd that people are surprised and shocked over seeing a penis on a forum started by Warren Ellis. Remember his reminder to the whiners?
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    jesus, i don't read some forums for a day or so and i miss something... average? not really sorry to bring the penis back up at all. though i might draw a parallel. i'm rather regretting my attempt to have a social life again. without he vices it just isn't the same. almost like having too much penis and not enough "girl parts" (was the word of the day. AAHHHHHHH!) peewee's playhouse anyone?
    • CommentAuthorforkfork
    • CommentTimeDec 7th 2008
    @ Jo

    ooow oooow
    what an outfit!!!
    compliment girl compliment!
    i have a quill and scroll pin somewhere.....somewhere
    • CommentAuthorOda
    • CommentTimeDec 7th 2008
    @Jo: Agreed with others, that is a wonderful outfit!

    @Everyone in nakedness discussion I'm pretty late for: It would seem forkfork changes into a half-crazy social retard when drunk. You all should've seen the messages he sent me before turning up here, I regret not printscreening them for the lulz. However I forgive it, the randomness of the internet is what I like about it.

    I got a haircut. No one but me notices a difference: