MP3 player bought from Wal-Mart preloaded with porn. "Within 10 minutes, my daughter was crying," Hill said Thursday. "I wish I could take the thoughts and images out of her head."
An 11-year-old boy who was hiding behind an old piece of furniture at an Opa-Locka apartment was shot and killed after his neighbor celebrated the New Year by shooting a gun into the trash.
Male monkeys pay for sex -- Selling sex is said to be humankind's oldest profession but it may have deep evolutionary roots, according to a study into our primate cousins which found that male macaques pay for intercourse by using grooming as a currency.
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Um . . . I'm not an expert, but that sucker looks, you know, cyclonic. This is the Northern Pacific, in January. WTF?
Well, as my aunt down in Alameda put it, they need the rain. And Oregon and Washington need snow. But the coasts could probably do without wind-driven cows blowing through the streets.
Eh. I'm in the Bay Area right now. In New England yesterday's rainstorm would've been considered another day in January- oh, and it would've all turned to ice.
I enjoyed our brush with real weather, but on the other hand I didn't lose power (sorry, Ariana, that's no fun).
Looks like we'll have a beautiful day today, though.