Whitechapel - The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-04T17:36:46-08:00

Begin.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-04T17:47:26-08:00

Good ol' wrench in the eye.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-04T18:32:02-08:00

Just me in here tonight, I guess.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-04T20:02:59-08:00

@Aleph is that under their arm?

The 10 year old victim lent some MMORPG (massively multiplayer online role-playing game) cash from his 12 year old "friend" and refused to pay him back. His "friend" went to his house... sodomized, killed and dilacerated the "debtor." Then he tried to hide the body parts at the attic but failed when his mother came home. It happend in Blumenau, SC, Brazil.

The name of the MMORPG game ironically was "Tibia"

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-04T20:16:09-08:00

Any chance that the “consenting adults” rule can be applied to the photos of a dismembered ten-year old?

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-04T20:18:11-08:00

And then I'm gone. I can't take two months of this in a row. Those goddamn bark hands still haunt me.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-04T20:24:03-08:00

I've been waiting for this thread to open up again.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-04T20:41:10-08:00

Jesus Warren, habven't we suffered enough self-imposed torture already?

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-04T20:51:00-08:00

Anyone think that between this and the video on his site, Warren is going through a "men shoving things up their asses" phase?

Anyways, here's some rotting male bits with some educational notes. I'm so glad this thread is back.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-04T21:03:29-08:00

It came back a lot quicker then I thought....

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-04T21:06:10-08:00

This woman in her sixties came in like this. Upon getting her history, I learned that her problem started as a cut on her toe. It quickly became gangrenous and fell off. She didn’t want to go to the hospital at that point. The gangrene spread to the other toes and they fell off too. Still, no hospital. After the entire foot dropped off, that was when she decided to take a trip to the hospital – carried by a relative on the back of a bike! The nitrogenous smell emitted from the leg was unmistakably that of gas gangrene – it definitely made a permanent imprint on my olfactory memory.

Link.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-04T21:19:55-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-04T21:30:10-08:00

@Spiral

I wish you wouldn't take advantage of your access to medical stuff...you win, okay?

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-05T02:24:51-08:00

Wow, you guys are getting off to a fast start...

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-05T03:35:12-08:00

@robin

Apologies for the delay, I'm awake again now. I'm told that's a photo of a victim of breast cancer. Unfortunately, that's the entirety of the information / conjecture I have for this shot.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-05T07:34:19-08:00

Yes, those are her real legs.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-05T07:41:40-08:00

I have the bad habit of checking for this thread first thing in the morning when I get to work, and it always leaves me different than before.

So, thank you and good morning, Whitechapel. I love you beyond all things reasonable.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-05T09:06:12-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-05T12:44:55-08:00

always thought this was rather special

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-05T13:24:07-08:00

Not 'cos it's gay, but 'cos it's clowns.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-05T13:52:48-08:00

I went to college with Mandy Sellars, the girl with the big legs. She's a really nice girl and copes with her condition incredibly well.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-05T14:11:16-08:00

@Steven Dole - Does she still have her legs? (at one point the article mentioned they might have to be amputated at one point, and I didn't find any follow up info on that). Thanks.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-05T14:56:11-08:00

Drifting is not for amateurs.

Listen for the sounds....

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-05T18:06:40-08:00

Crunchy.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-05T18:34:42-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-05T19:25:22-08:00

Chris D.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-05T21:43:25-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-05T22:07:37-08:00

More inspirational posters. Can you kill this little girl's talent?

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-05T22:42:50-08:00

just put it all in my mouth
all of it
iit tastes so good

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-06T14:46:54-08:00

God damn it, Japan.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-06T15:07:34-08:00

Dead kidlet.

@Spiraltwist & robinleblanc: You ladies always win at this thread.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-06T15:24:37-08:00

You totally needed to see this.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-06T15:28:53-08:00

You know, I've been sleeping roughly anywhere from 12 - 20 hours a day lately, partially to fight exhaustion and this cold, partially to not spend money...

... but I think a good portion of it is to not have contact with human beings. You know, people who make this sort of thing.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-06T15:36:15-08:00

Oh, before I forget... Remember Gremlins?

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-06T15:41:07-08:00

"Don't be a pussy, let's explore the tunnel!"

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-06T15:53:57-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-06T17:16:10-08:00

Let me just take care of this zit before we head out . . . .

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-06T17:19:20-08:00

Maury Povich exploits nasty skank on TV

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-06T18:43:42-08:00

@Greasemonkey

I sat through 1 Guy 1 Cup, but I still can't make it all the way through that.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-06T19:36:35-08:00

I've no idea what that fucking thing is. Maybe a severe infected boil or something.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-06T19:43:26-08:00

@greasemonkey I've seen that video before, from what I remember, it's a spider bite, but I can't remember what kind

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-06T19:53:19-08:00

Video makes it so much worse. I might be able to look at photos of the 1 guy 1 cup thing, but I couldn't sit through the video, it really made me sick in my stomach.

I really need some counseling now...

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-06T20:29:15-08:00

@greasemonkey I went on a youtube bender following link after link hoping for something that was one step up. You have found the best of the best when it comes to forcing globs of puss out of a swollen pore. For that sir bravo to you on the post. And my controbution......

Edit to make my sentence make sense.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-06T22:14:33-08:00

The guts of it is that he got bitten or stung by something in Shoal Bay. Sure that hurt, but it hurt much worse when a flesh eating bacteria took hold. This is the result. It's called Vibro bacteria. Accoding to the NT Department of Health, the bacteria are found in tropical waters and so can potentially be acquired anywhere along the north Australian coast.

I can see the calf bone. Erk!

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-06T22:52:24-08:00

The little kid with the fork is kind of hilarious, sad for the pain, but how the hell did he manage that?

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-06T22:58:55-08:00

The little kid with the fork is kind of hilarious, sad for the pain, but how the hell did he manage that?

He or the mother? Maybe she was spoon-feeding him, pretending the fork was a plane or something, got a little too carried away...

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-07T04:00:50-08:00

I think I may have actually found the most disgusting video on YouTube. A friend sent it to me on FaceBook and I immediately thought of you guys.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-07T06:39:45-08:00

@Greasemonkey

...I don't know about everyone else, but I was talking about the Maury clip. ;) I could handle the boil/zit just fine.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-07T14:18:00-08:00

I posted this before, in ages past, but we can stand to see it again. Also, given my very limited artistic abilites, I'm strangely proud of it.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-07T14:47:59-08:00

The little kid with the fork is kind of hilarious, sad for the pain, but how the hell did he manage that?

Sneezed while eating, perhaps?

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-07T14:59:06-08:00

What a huge piercing he has!xD
@Winther - HAHA I so want to know what Warren thinks about that image.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-07T17:24:37-08:00

I think Warren wins this one. With the carrots and all. That said, Spiraltwist is always in the running. (I wish she was my girlfriend)

Is this going to be a regular monthly thread? he said, hopefully.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-07T17:52:04-08:00

(I wish she was my girlfriend)

Thank you, I'm flattered. My husband might object though. ;)

Next up: The Penis Fish

Don't pull it out of your urethra, the barbs will fuck you up:

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-07T18:08:35-08:00

Classy Wedding Cakes:

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-07T18:50:53-08:00

No, not an award winner, but still...

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-07T18:59:07-08:00

(I wish she was my girlfriend)

Get in line.

I kid, but seriously Spiraltwist is amazing.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-07T19:08:06-08:00

I accidentally a whole bottle...
...the whole thing.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-07T19:09:24-08:00

I know it's not a winner, but I think it's funny

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-07T19:31:48-08:00

@Digitalyn

!!!

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-07T19:34:32-08:00

@tcatsninfan

I kid, but seriously Spiraltwist is amazing.

Thank you. Nice words won't make the pictures stop though.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-07T22:10:15-08:00

*sniff* no one loves me!

Just kiddin'. Spiraltwist is freakin' awesome. If I didn't have a boyfriend and she wasn't married and we swung that way and lived in the same state...well.

And yes, that is a naked Obama on a unicorn.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-07T22:17:46-08:00

That is worth a look, its fucking horrible though.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-07T22:35:29-08:00

I'd go out with you Robin, but I already have a wife from Toronto ;-)

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-07T22:39:14-08:00

@carney Yup, that's pretty disturbing. The bloke obviously has some psychiatric issues, judging from the extensive healed scarring around his anus and buttocks.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-07T23:20:26-08:00

@Greasemonkey

haha well, thanks.

And I'd like to think that he's just on this quest to loosen his anus so much that he can pass a glass jar in and out of it.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-08T01:13:56-08:00

That scarring is just horrific - my guess is that he's been deliberately mutilating himself in this way for several years.

Anyways, back to the images . . . . .

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-08T04:14:40-08:00

Just found this one tonight while browsing the 'chans, apparently a product of tinkebell but I can't find the original picture or an explanation on her site. This registers pretty high on my weird-shit-o-meter though.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-08T05:55:14-08:00

Lebanese potato, or heart tumor?

Way to kill my favorite food, world.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-08T08:51:48-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-08T08:54:01-08:00

...

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-08T09:02:01-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-08T09:02:46-08:00

Snagged the link on an IRC chan. My first reaction was "WTFOMG".

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-08T12:34:15-08:00

Oh Jeff Goldblum look what your mutant seed has wrought.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-08T13:15:53-08:00

Jesus looks like Charlie Manson.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-08T15:17:48-08:00

I was just gonna mention that...way to make Jesus look like a highway serial killer...

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-08T16:50:20-08:00

There's this fucker called Toyogub. He confuses me.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-08T17:14:32-08:00

Ugh.
...just ugh.
If you excuse me, I think i just need a moment in the bathroom.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-08T17:40:57-08:00

I see you all.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-08T17:55:35-08:00

Courtesy of my fiancee:

The two images above are penile carcinomas.

The one waving at us may have been shown before, but it's an ovarian teratoma.

Will

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-08T19:30:50-08:00

Fuck we're a morbid lot...

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-08T19:48:43-08:00

If you don't notice anything wrong about this image than you missed out on experiencing what was a truly horrible, horrible site.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-08T19:51:34-08:00

Even though I've never seen it, I know exactly what is in that image, and I thank God the imagelink didn't work...or i could be wrong...it worked when i refreshed...odd

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-08T20:05:43-08:00

Hahahaha, that's amazing robin.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-08T20:35:05-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-08T22:17:07-08:00

That teratoma was fucking awesome. And that was a really creepy Jesus.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-08T22:29:08-08:00

@Lordcrotch

Man, I haven't seen that picture in years.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-08T22:36:54-08:00

well, ok.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-08T22:47:41-08:00

Can I have the Winning Post trophy now?

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-08T23:00:45-08:00

There's a website here with loads more of these.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-09T01:52:08-08:00

my god, i can only imagine what the guy heading up my school's IT department must think looking through the logs

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-09T09:31:58-08:00

So this next item isn't a video of a medical condition or a a weird sex video or even a freaky hentai clip. And yet...I feel it is appropriate for this thread.

THIS SHOW LASTED TWO YEARS.

Previous generations, you must answer for your crimes. And what the hell is with cartoons from that time and stupid dog sidekicks? I realize they're meant for a cute factor for the kids but I don't know anyone who liked the dog sidekicks (excluding Scooby-Doo of course but INCLUDING Scrappy).

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-09T09:35:08-08:00

That "Happy Days"cartoon is horrible. When was it made?

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-09T09:39:03-08:00

@Ginja

It ran from 1980 to 1982

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-09T12:28:04-08:00

@ Val A Lindsay II

Isn't it weird how on the internet even gore pictures can go into reruns?

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-09T13:07:07-08:00

Octopus eats shark.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-09T16:31:41-08:00

Evidently, I'm not sharp enough to post a vid, so here's the link. Make sure you watch all the way to the end.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Get-your-freak-on-617173.html

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-09T16:44:39-08:00

That Jesus pic is going into 'up the arse corner' - those who read Viz will know what I mean.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-10T09:35:22-08:00

Ok, how about this?

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-10T11:36:38-08:00

This is not the meaning of "animal handler".

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-10T15:13:38-08:00

Man, that's an impressive member...and if I remember rightly, they're prehensile too!

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-10T19:28:55-08:00

As a machinist, I find this very unsettling...it's a fear I deal with on a daily basis...

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-10T19:41:17-08:00

Cake farts. Seriously. cake farts!!

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-10T20:15:37-08:00

...we finally convinced Uncle Jeb to have his leg looked at...

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-10T20:52:22-08:00

@Val

That actually got a thread all it's own...

@Captain Lou

What the fuck?!

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-10T20:54:22-08:00

@Lazarus99

Which one?

BTW...those are maggots...ugh...

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-10T21:22:39-08:00

@ Captain Lou - that actually happened to someone I knew. He got pulled into a wrapping machine and it chopped his head in two.

@ Orca penis comments - yup, cetaceans have prehensile penii. They can even use it to pick up and carry objects.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-10T21:30:21-08:00

@Captain Lou

In the previous incarnation of this thread, I link to a video of similar maggot leg.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-10T21:57:06-08:00

@Orca penis I would not let a prehensile penis that big any where near my neck. Death by penis strangling baad.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-10T21:58:41-08:00

Whalesturbation!

Oh good there is a video. It took months of training to get him to fuck a ziploc bag... exxxcellent

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-10T22:05:22-08:00

@keighter

The embed is disabled on the video.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-10T22:12:53-08:00

Spiraltwist:

Double-click and it will take you to the YouTube vid.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-10T22:16:06-08:00

@COMTE

I did that - just thought it might be easier with a link is all (since it won't embed).

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-10T23:01:20-08:00

i need to remind myself to never go into this thread again.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-11T07:33:26-08:00

End of "honor" killing recorded - it's a "modern" society, after all.

Pictures at the beginning, back story in the middle, video towards the end.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-11T08:16:02-08:00

Someone needs archery lessons.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-11T09:42:32-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-11T12:04:51-08:00

they giggle! i love them!

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-11T15:55:16-08:00

The thing with the maggots is actually the most normal piece I've seen on this entire thread...they're used medically to remove dead flesh out of huge wounds like that, dontcha know? As for everything else, I really could have done without going through all six pages of this.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-11T16:05:17-08:00

Actually, he looks like he just made it to the hospital. They are taking his clothes off and he has blood and maggots on his old clothes. And I think you're thinking about leechs.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-11T18:10:00-08:00

@DC
No, maggots are used in some hospitals because they only consume dead flesh, while leaving the healthy tissue untouched. They are used to treat things like gangrene.

Not even halfway through december and we're already up to six pages...fuck we're morbid.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-11T18:15:58-08:00

Didn't we cover this last month? Some maggots only consume necrotic flesh. Some. A very small portion of all the fly babies out there. Just a couple of breeds. Most of them don't care what state your meat is in and eat anything they can wriggle into NOMNOMNOM.

No, I couldn't just leave your sanity-saving denial alone, you're welcome.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-11T18:27:24-08:00

...anybody got a toothpick?!?!

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-11T18:42:12-08:00

Take that Mr.Ellis...

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-11T19:12:34-08:00

Yeah, thanks Lou

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-11T20:36:35-08:00

1 guy, 1 jar

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-11T21:00:01-08:00

Two car bomb victims.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-11T21:35:01-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-12T00:16:57-08:00

People really don't read Warren's website! Ha.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-12T12:52:22-08:00

Radiograph - don't light the fuse first!

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-12T12:53:59-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-12T16:32:45-08:00

The bloke with the exploded hand has more pictures here

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-12T18:13:07-08:00

No I said can I bum a smoke, bum.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-12T18:13:22-08:00

@ Spiral That whole flickr is pretty incredible

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-12T19:00:54-08:00

@IDesign - Agreed.

@Greasemonkey - Excellent link!

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-12T19:24:58-08:00

*bowing*

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-12T19:57:27-08:00

yeah.
i thought that first breast cancer pic was the worst thing ever.
then the kid cut in half.
i go scoop out eyes now.
and remove memory with same spoon.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-12T21:43:51-08:00

I think Spiraltwist posted an image of a girl who took off in her dad's new 911 for an illegal spin. I came across this 'better' photo...

and the link.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-12T22:19:03-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-12T22:28:24-08:00

@Val, yeah, I posted that. Cheers on finding close-ups!

ReverendJoe hahaha....THANK you for finding that. Wow, from the jungle to the north side of Chicago. Of all the places to go to. Also it's staggering to know that people like that have the ability to vote.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-12T22:31:16-08:00

@Val A Lindsay II - No, that wasn't me. (good link, btw)

@ReverendJoe - Hahahahahaha

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-12T23:11:07-08:00

Val just reminded me of Charonboat. Classic site...

And just because I just found this:

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-12T23:52:42-08:00

Jesus Fucking Christ. Where do I find a good headshot of Warren Ellis? I need it to put on my shrine, for he is my new god, my Internet Jesus. Only He can give us rotten.com and Zoetica Ebb ON THE SAME FUCKING SITE.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-13T09:58:28-08:00

@Val A Lindsay II: That picture actually made me laugh my ass off.

I should be locked up. This is what happens to people who discover Warren's work at a very tender age, and then spend eight years in the very dark corners of the internet. Though my mind was probably already broken by then.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-13T10:24:49-08:00

@ odaelisabeth

I could probably make a hugely verbose case defending your laughter, but I think the truth simply is thousands of people dying from simple stupidity does add to the overall sociapathic disdain held for that part of society.

I mean, seriously. This is somebody's biggest fantasy...

How can I not laugh?

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-14T10:46:26-08:00

I think this is mild, considering the usual morbid/pervert tone of this thread. Still, it's stuff of nightmares for me. Photo's not mine but a friend's, I just pointed it to him.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-14T11:20:04-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-14T15:20:57-08:00

@Val

Christ, better than what?!

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-14T20:00:01-08:00

The ants make better cities than we do (skip to 3 mins out):

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-14T20:20:01-08:00

@SpiralTwist

That is fucking amazing. Can't say I didn't need to see that...

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-14T20:27:02-08:00

@Spiral

That's amazing. But what's it doing in this thread? It's not gross...a change for you...normally I have to scrub my brain out after watching the videos in this thread.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-14T21:53:21-08:00

@ Robin - that's actually an awesome tattoo, in both design and execution. Of course we could do without seeing the guy's spare truck tyre underneath it . . . . .

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-14T22:02:02-08:00

I love the depravity of the ant video. “The ants have built an amazing and complex underground city complete with a ventilation system. So we filled it concrete!”

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-14T22:06:29-08:00

Surgery to treat Apraxia.

Apraxia of lid opening is a condition in which patients who have otherwise normal eyelids have difficulty opening the eyelids. This is a problem in the circuitry for opening the eyelids, much like blepharospasm is a problem in the circuitry causing squeezing of the eyelids. Pure apraxia of lid opening (which is not associated with blepharospasm) is very rare. However, apraxia of lid opening is commonly associated with blepharospasm. The specific cause or control center for these disorders is poorly understood, but must be somehow intertwined. A blepharospasm patient with associated apraxia of lid opening will typically have spasms closing the eyelids and then for seconds after the spasm stops, the patient is still unable to open the eyelids

Still nonetheless, ouch!ouch!ouch!

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-14T23:13:11-08:00

This one is like - "noooo, please scoop out my eyes and rape the bleeding sockets instead!"

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-15T07:49:35-08:00

@Val A Lindsay II
@Lazarus99

Amazing, yes. What happens when they tired of humans killing them and decide to put their collective hive brain powers towards other things?

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-15T08:02:27-08:00

@Spiraltwist

Don't they tie people down and cover them in a honey near ant colonies in places? :)

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-15T08:11:01-08:00

@Val A Lindsay II

I've heard of that - usually in cases of adultery, they tie both parties down. The ants are biting, stinging things though, and not leaf cutters (not that they don't have their warriors!) <-- have to double check that later, running off memory which is polluted with microbiology right now.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-15T08:57:58-08:00

@Spiraltwist DO NOT ANGER THE HIVE MIND! Freaking ants.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-15T09:34:07-08:00

Ergh....

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-15T14:50:40-08:00

@Spiral

Actually, given the content of the rest of this thread, I was kinda expecting someone to get eaten...then I saw the Science Channel watermark and was disappointed...

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-15T15:04:56-08:00

I like to save up a few pages of this thread and then read it all at once. It's like a cold shower for your brain - bracing, somewhat unpleasant but good for you. Well, bracing and somewhat unpleasant at any rate.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-15T15:15:44-08:00

Ok, this is pretty evil, I admit it. I thought it would be sort of mocking, but it turned out sort of disturbing. Thoughts?

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-15T15:25:52-08:00

I think it's safe to say we all needed to see that.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-15T16:39:41-08:00

@Val

Man, that would have been disturbing without the Spider heads...

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-15T18:54:33-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-15T18:59:37-08:00

Penis Replication.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-15T19:05:17-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-15T20:41:11-08:00

bwaaaahaaaaahaaa! i love them...

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-16T04:11:40-08:00

I am horrified at this gif someone just IMed me, so I'll share my pain:

Aaaaand here's a photo from wikipedia of someone's strabismus-corrective eye muscle surgery:

Not terribly gruesome, but I had it done myself, so I love the photo.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-16T06:09:22-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-16T15:31:21-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-17T09:55:02-08:00

Beef Jerky Purse:

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-17T12:00:18-08:00

Colorado Doctor Finds Foot In Newborn's Brain

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-17T12:20:48-08:00

@ Robin - WHAAAAT? Okay, you're my new favorite. (Sorry, Spiral.)
Honorable mention to RachaelNoel.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-17T12:29:14-08:00

@mister hex

I'm not interested in being anyone's favorite.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-17T12:53:42-08:00

@ spiraltwist - Quite obviously, considering some of the pics you've posted. And you're still in the Top 3.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-17T13:35:37-08:00

Soviet Zombie Dog Heads...

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-17T14:38:41-08:00

Man, that's disturbing...

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-17T16:05:54-08:00

-Chris D.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-17T16:12:38-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-17T16:12:39-08:00

the disturbing thing is that all I could think was.. why didn´t he cut it to pieces first......

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-17T16:18:59-08:00

just saw the video from spiral, and it reminded me that today, there was a customer at work, with half of his nose gone. there was a band aid over the hole though.... but it still made me think of this thread

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-17T16:30:19-08:00

@ Noogles - that might've been my dad! Although he took the band-aid off. And it's hardly noticeable. Unless you're Canadian, it's probably not my dad. Although I drove him to the hospital a week ago to have cancerous growths taken off his nose. Serious, yo. Now he's fighting with my uncle over a grave plot my grandmother bought in 1949. The fun never stops in my family.

Should've posted the above in the Didn't Need To Hear That Thread ...

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-17T16:36:01-08:00

sorry, didn´t mean to offend.... And I´m sorry about your dad, cancer is a bitch. But I can guarantee you it wasn´t him, I´m from Iceland....

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-17T16:36:58-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-17T17:58:11-08:00

@ Noogles - No Apologies. Glad it WASN'T my dad. (It was only Baby Cancer. My mom once punched Real Cancer and it didn't get up. She did. My genes sometimes come in handy.)

@ Spiraltwist - Can you tell me WHY I click on videos you post? Because not even I am sure.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-17T18:15:45-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-17T18:23:12-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-17T19:58:04-08:00

I was about to say that this thread has given me a stronger stomach. Then I looked at Spiral's videos. It's really hard to get vomit out of a keyboard...

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-17T20:17:24-08:00

@ Spiraltwist - Is it wrong that everytime I hear about Julianna Wetmore I think of sock puppets?

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-17T21:15:52-08:00

@Lordcrotch

Yeah, I was kinda thinking muppet...jeez I'm terrible

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-18T01:41:11-08:00

How do you make getting dosed with weaponized chemicals even worse?

A Mickey Mouse gas mask.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-18T10:20:14-08:00

An exceptional image link to the horrors of Iraq. One of those things that count as "Didn't want to see" as opposed to "Didn't need to see", really. Our species can be a brutal lot....

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-18T10:46:04-08:00

@Val A Lindsay II - I snagged the car bombing victim links from that site. Yes, we are a brutal species.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-18T15:36:41-08:00

Arg!

I was sent this earlier. Anyone who saw 'Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe' will already have seen it. Disturbing.

Will

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-18T16:17:21-08:00

you have to be on drugs to make that.... or watch it....

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-19T12:09:13-08:00

Over at BoingBoing there is a post about the so-called "Dnepropetrovsk maniacs". If you follow the link in the article you will end up here: http://www.theync.com/media.php?name=6826-shocking-man-is-murdered

It is a video that the teenage bastards shot wile killing one of the victims. I don't advise anyone in watching it, they use hammers and screwdrivers to kill the guy. It is deeply disturbing, but I think that this video belongs to this thread. Apparently the video is in the internet for some time now. This is really dip shit. Believe me.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-20T01:26:39-08:00

@Will Couper: saw 'Screenwipe' just after midnight this morning and laughed my ass off. Anyone with the imagination to have a puppet that has aan ex-wife with a crack habit is either taking the piss or just deeply weird.

@MomentoMori

That fucked me up, watching that. Moreso than watching the the guy with broken glass in his ass. People are fucked.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-20T04:48:03-08:00

The Christian Science Show makes me want to go out and kill.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-20T06:12:30-08:00

...Aaaand...I'ma go rape me some Girl Scouts now. Nice meeting you guys.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-20T07:54:19-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-20T16:33:32-08:00

The Family Circus is pretty wrong in itself, I know. But this? Man...

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-20T16:57:59-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-20T17:00:43-08:00

Val: Maybe because I've got a black heart of ice, but I laughed my ass off at that. Anymore?

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-20T17:37:38-08:00

@Ananz: Me too!

@Spiral: I don't know why that looks so wrong, but damn. It just does.

Anyways, been a while since I posted on here.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-20T17:47:36-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-21T07:15:49-08:00

Fetus Purse:

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-21T07:16:49-08:00

Fetus Popple:

And if you don't know what a popple is, you are very young!

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-21T10:18:14-08:00

wow...just wow....I want a fetus popple...

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-21T16:20:32-08:00

Camel toe, now for men!

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-21T19:50:48-08:00

@ Val: I believe that's known as 'moose-knuckle'.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-21T20:02:42-08:00

I want one!

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-22T01:33:52-08:00

Wow...

@Robinblanc

Maybe a follow-up to the guy in your pic?

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-23T10:53:49-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-23T11:57:17-08:00

Dwarfs in drag…wow.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-23T21:01:20-08:00

@Val

Is that statutory rape?...sorry...

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-23T23:06:43-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-24T08:43:11-08:00

Haha Lordcrotch I posted that one on another private forum

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-24T09:41:33-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-24T09:49:37-08:00

Ah Santa...

No force on Earth can stop one hundred Santas!

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-24T15:41:32-08:00

Why is a half naked Ultimate Warrior putting on Santa's pants?

Better Question: What is that creepy white stuff dripping down Santa's chest and arm?

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-24T19:22:35-08:00

One day I'm going to take a few hours to actually watch the videos in this thread, all in one go. I kind of look forward to it.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-24T21:05:51-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-24T21:10:53-08:00

Gah!!!!

When the uterus become unanchored, often because of injury during childbirth, gravity can drag it out the vagina - see below.

The arrow points to a uterus that completely protrudes from the vagina; having a baby, among other causes, can damage the tissues that hold the uterus in place and allow it to shift position. (I added the words; photo from Diseases of Women, 1922, by Dr. Harry Crossen)

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-24T21:42:39-08:00

This happens in other animals. Why would you think humans would be spared? :)

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-24T21:59:27-08:00

@SpiralTwist

Didn't think we would. It's just not something the masses want to see/think about...

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-24T22:39:34-08:00

Heh. I don't separate us from the animals. ;)

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-24T22:46:34-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-25T07:59:17-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-25T08:20:33-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-25T09:11:09-08:00

Awesome! :)

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-25T09:38:53-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-25T09:40:39-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-25T10:28:17-08:00

To much rectum; not enough vomit.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-25T11:29:44-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-25T11:31:55-08:00

@Reverend Joe

You made my Christmas with that picture...

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-25T18:03:16-08:00

@ReverendJoe: And mine!

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-25T18:25:06-08:00

same here, twas awesome

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-26T03:34:18-08:00

@Spiral

That's just so wrong I don't have the words...

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-27T09:03:33-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-27T17:47:05-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

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The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-27T22:29:00-08:00

toothbrush sex?! oh dear...looks like the law of internet fetish porn (if you can think of a kink, there's at least one website already devoted to it) strikes again!

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-27T23:23:04-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-27T23:48:15-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

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The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-29T00:45:59-08:00

I would kill that fucking dude.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-29T17:17:40-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-29T22:39:12-08:00

Ah...sorry for the gigantic size here...

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-30T11:19:27-08:00

I see that blogspot images don't show up, so click here to see some Green Lantern love.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-30T13:11:18-08:00

Something about the video about this creature squicked the hell out of me:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/pokerchampdaniel/3136421527/

Don't know how to embed flickr videos, so there you go.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-30T14:42:46-08:00

just wrong

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-30T18:30:23-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-30T18:30:50-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-30T21:53:10-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-30T21:55:53-08:00

This one is better me thinks.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-30T23:48:26-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-30T23:58:34-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-30T23:59:14-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-31T00:01:31-08:00

Man, I should go to bed....

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-31T09:06:33-08:00

Saw this on PnP.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-31T09:13:08-08:00

That is so damned special...

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-31T09:23:30-08:00

@spiraltwist
that lazytown mashup was so very very wrong, and absolutely hilarious

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-31T11:17:13-08:00

@Pooka - Yes, damned special is a good description.

@LBA - I laughed the entire time!

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-31T13:56:49-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-31T14:45:46-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-31T15:24:05-08:00

I just died a little inside.

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-31T15:29:50-08:00

Service with a smile. God help us, what is he? Police Joker?!

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

2008-12-31T21:23:29-08:00

The I Did Not Need To See That Imagethread (Dec 08)

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