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    As a machinist, I find this very's a fear I deal with on a daily basis...
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    Cake farts. Seriously. cake farts!!
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    ...we finally convinced Uncle Jeb to have his leg looked at...
    • CommentTimeDec 10th 2008 edited

    That actually got a thread all it's own...

    @Captain Lou

    What the fuck?!
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    Which one?

    BTW...those are maggots...ugh...
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    @ Captain Lou - that actually happened to someone I knew. He got pulled into a wrapping machine and it chopped his head in two.

    @ Orca penis comments - yup, cetaceans have prehensile penii. They can even use it to pick up and carry objects.
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    @Captain Lou

    In the previous incarnation of this thread, I link to a video of similar maggot leg.
    • CommentTimeDec 10th 2008
    @Orca penis I would not let a prehensile penis that big any where near my neck. Death by penis strangling baad.
    • CommentTimeDec 10th 2008 edited

    Oh good there is a video. It took months of training to get him to fuck a ziploc bag... exxxcellent
    • CommentTimeDec 10th 2008 edited

    The embed is disabled on the video.
    • CommentTimeDec 10th 2008

    Double-click and it will take you to the YouTube vid.
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    I did that - just thought it might be easier with a link is all (since it won't embed).
    • CommentTimeDec 10th 2008
    i need to remind myself to never go into this thread again.
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    End of "honor" killing recorded - it's a "modern" society, after all.

    Pictures at the beginning, back story in the middle, video towards the end.
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    • CommentTimeDec 11th 2008
    they giggle! i love them!
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    The thing with the maggots is actually the most normal piece I've seen on this entire thread...they're used medically to remove dead flesh out of huge wounds like that, dontcha know? As for everything else, I really could have done without going through all six pages of this.
    • CommentAuthorDC
    • CommentTimeDec 11th 2008
    Actually, he looks like he just made it to the hospital. They are taking his clothes off and he has blood and maggots on his old clothes. And I think you're thinking about leechs.
    • CommentTimeDec 11th 2008
    No, maggots are used in some hospitals because they only consume dead flesh, while leaving the healthy tissue untouched. They are used to treat things like gangrene.

    Not even halfway through december and we're already up to six pages...fuck we're morbid.